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- My name's Ramon, I'm from Chino,
California, and I'm addicted to paletas.
Eating a paleta makes me happy.
Eating two makes me even happier,
but nothing hits the spot like a giant paleta.
This right here is the paleta of all paletas.
I like to call it the Paleta 10,000.
Let's just say me and her have a real good time.
♪ Twinkle, twinkle, giant paleta ♪
♪ How I know how good you taste ♪
♪ On my arms, in my mouth ♪
My mom always told me to follow my dreams,
so that's why I always follow a paletero.
He really is the only man worth chasing.
Hey, Pablo!
You know the drill, the usual.
- Alright, you can stop messing around now.
Just give me my paletas.
You don't wanna see me get mad, do you?
If I can't have them, then no one can!
- I warned you!
He abused me physically and mentally.
Two thousand,
a little less than usual, but it'll do.
Not only do I love paletas, but I also love
the sound of the paletero bells.
They're like music to my ears.
Yes, now that is soothing.
- Oh, I got them from a paletero.
- No, I may have forcefully taken them.
- Okay, yes!
I stole them, but what does he need them for?
I have better use for them.
As you probably know, paletas aren't the healthiest option,
so I have to improvise, and I created the vegetable paleta.
This one has broccoli and carrots.
It tastes really good.
The first time I had a paleta was the first
time I felt happiness.
Paletas complete me, and nothing could ever
come between us, literally nothing.
If anyone ever tries to stop me,
and make sure they are nothing more than a distant memory!