- I can't believe it's gonna snow again.
I think this is gonna work. This is what they do, right?
- Oh, hey there Kim!
Oh my gosh.
- Hey there, neighbor.
What you doing with all that stuff?
- You know, with the snow in the forecast,
I can finally free up some space in my fridge.
- So you're putting Tupperware-
- I think these are mostly Rubbermaid.
- On the front porch.
- Oh, sure.
It's just nature's ice box out here.
- Having enough beer there?
- Do you want me to toss you one?
- I'm okay. Thanks.
- I mean, you got to have your provisions for the snow.
- So she's coming over.
- Snacks, casseroles, beer.
- I know, I've got to go to the store,
grab some milk, grab some bread.
- Oh, are you making French toast?
- No.
- You're doing a bread pudding?
- I don't think so.
- Kim, do you even drink milk?
- No.
It's just what we do down here.
- Why?
- Milk and bread every snow storm.
- Okay, so just two of the most perishable items
in the store.
- Hm, good point.
- What do you putting on your sidewalk there?
- Morton's?
- Yeah, no, hun, let me get you some rock salt.
- You mean like sea salt?
- No.
- I'm fine. No, no, no.
I'm fine.
- Oh, gosh.
It's like bringing packaged cookies to a potluck. Sad.
- You know, I wouldn't leave that all on your porch.
Weather's gonna break you know, by this weekend.
- No, it's not.
- The high is gonna be 54.
- Oh gosh, a heat wave in January?
- Yeah, probably need to pack all that up.
- Hey, do you want Steve to snow blow a path
for you to come over later?
- You have a snow blower?
- Maybe you can come over and help us break in our ice luge.
- Oh no, I don't do winter sports.
- No Kim. An ice luge, for drinking.
- Not following.
- You know, you pour some schnapps
down a little ice block river.
- So everyone takes a shot from the same block of ice?
- Oh, and if the kids go sledding tomorrow,
I have a pint of Fireball for the grown-ups.
- What is this, college?
- Warms you right up.
- Sounds neat.
- Okay. Listen, we'll make you a path.
You just come right down to the basement.
- Basement?
- We're getting a Euchre tournament set up.
- We don't really have basements here.
- Okay then, what is that door under my house then?
- That's your crawl space.
- Come on.
- No, really, it has a vapor barrier.
- We use it all the time. It's great.
- Let me get this straight,
you hang out in your crawl space?
- Hey Steve!
- [Steve] What?
- Don't you love our basement space?
- [Steve] You wanna watch "The Amazing Race?"
- No, Steve.
You know, it is an amazing show.
I don't know if you've seen it, but you should watch it.
- Yeah, I don't know if you know this, but-
- Steve!
- We're on the show.
- Will you make a path for Kim?
- [Steve] You want me to make some bathtub gin?
- Never mind.
I mean, if you can stand up in it and there's a light,
it's a basement.
It's fine.
- That's okay. I'll just stay here.
- Are you sure? You do not have to do the ice luge
No peer pressure.
- You know, the roads are gonna ice over soon.
I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to get milk and bread.
- Wait a minute.
You think the roads-
- Yes, that you drive on.
- Are to icy-
- They might be.
- To drive on?
- 100%.
- Kimberly.
- Yeah?
- I think I know why God put me in your life.
- Wait. No, no, no, no.
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Holy (beep), we're doing this.
- Okay, first rule of the road,
ya go slow in the snow.
- But this is ice!
- Same thing.
So if you feel your back tires just wandering away from ya
just a little bit-
- Wandering, are they still attached?
- Here, let me show you.
- Oh God, please don't!
- Okay, we're gonna drift.
- Stop, stop, stop, stop.
- Put off the gas.
- We're gonna go into a ditch!
- You know, this one time Steve did go into a ditch
trying to pick me up for our first date.
- Please just watch the road!
- And he had to flag someone down for some rope
and some tire chain.
- Why would you put chains on tires?
- It's true what they say,
"You just can't stop love."
- For the love, I cannot look anymore.
- Okay. You see how we're sliding a little bit?
- I'm gonna throw up.
- Just small adjustments.
- I'm gonna roll the window down so I can escape
when we crash.
- Just pump the brakes.
- No way, that worked.
- See, all better.
- Oh my God, you did it.
- Of course I did.
My dad made me take drivers ed in the middle of winter.
- I can't believe I ever doubted you.
- Oh Kim, it was nothing.
- No really, thank you.
- Okay.
Let's turn into this church parking lot.
I'm gonna show you how to do ice donuts.
Oh, hey Father Tom, how ya doing?
- No, no, no, no, no, no, let me out.
Let me out.
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