Step right up, folks, to see some egg-cellent juggling.
[laughing] Get it?
Whoops! Oh. [giggling]
Looks like the yolk's on you! [laughing]
Luan! Cut it out!
Who I am.
Whoa! How's this for a balanced breakfast?
[laughing]
Ah. Yeowt! Who did this?!
We've got a hooligan in our midst.
Ah, he's no fun. I was on an egg roll . Get it?
And it wasn't even raining.
Someone just flushed the upstairs toilet.
Urine trouble, then. [laughing]
Get it?
[everyone sighing]
Ah, come on, it was funny.
You take the red, I'll take the awesome.
Orange you glad you thought of that?
It's quite an a-peeling idea.
[laughing] Get it?
[sighing]
Oh, wait! Sit yourself down!
I was just getting to the juicy part.
Okay, vitamin C ya later! Man, I'm on fire.
That thing will never fly.
Leave that to me.
I'll have her up and running in no time.
Well, even so, who's gonna fly it?
How about Lori?
She's been crop-dusting us all day.
[laughing]
Excuse me. I told you it was the seat.
[everyone] Right.
You know so much, Luan.
Maybe you could help me become a successful poet.
I suppose I could stanza to do that.
After all, I am well versed in mentoring.
We'd make quite a couplet .
[laughing]
Hey, Dad, I think we need a different cart.
This one's got a leek . [laughing]
Are zucchini me? [laughing]
Alright. Alright. Come on, Luan, light the way.
That's the brightest idea you've had all day.
[laughing]
[gasping]
Ooh, I thought I was staying in tonight,
but I guess I'm going out.
[laughing, sighing]
Lunar's bass drum is the break.
And Luan's whoopee cushion is the accelerator.
Accelerator? Don't you mean... gas?
[laughing] Get it?
Now, Romeo and Juliet, let's pick up where we left off,
the kiss.
The kiss? Uh. Oh. I just remembered
I have a... an orthodontist appointment today.
Gotta get the old braces tightened.
Otherwise, this'll be Romeo and Drooliet .
[laughing] Oh.
Okay, high schoolers got everything you need?
Great. Have a good day. Bye.
Wait! I can't find my whoopie cushion.
I don't have time for--
Thanks, Mom. Toodaloo.
[laughing, sighing]
Now, you're number one in the bathroom line.
Don't let anyone make you number two.
[laughing] Get it?
I don't. But don't worry, no one's gonna cut.
It's a pun. It's a navi-gator . Get it?
Look, there's another one over here.
I found another one.
Ooh. Hey, check it out.
Ah, I remember that.
That was from the time you and Dad dressed as cattle
to try to win tickets to Dairyland.
Uh-huh. Sure ended up being a cow tastrophe.
But it was an utterly good time
in the moo ment.
- In fact-- - Forget I asked, dude.
No, look what Becky just posted.
She got her dad a parasailing experience, too.
Ooh, yikes! More like a paira failing .
[laughing]
But seriously, that looks way too dangerous for Dad.
Oh, no. Am I sweating, too?
[gasping] Oh. Ah. Don't go anywhere,
I'll be back in a splash. [laughing]
[grunting]
[laughing]
Luan's hilarious.
Ah, Lily.
I've never seen Lily look so sad.
You'll get that ice cream sundae , Lily.
Perhaps when the road isn't so rocky.
Don't have a mint chip on your shoulder about this.
Luan, read the room.
[meowing]
[screaming]
Hang on, Leni.
The Joker will save you from this cat astrophe.
[laughing]
[screaming]
What's going on?
Lucy and Lynn are at it, again.
I'd make a joke about fighting,
but I can't think of a good punch line.
[laughing] Get it? Get it?
It's true that I do a whole lot of jokin',
but I have feelings, too, and this pie is a token.
[groaning]
I guess you really fell hard for me.
[laughing] Get it?
Ooh. Uh. Stop it, Luan. We're trying to find love here.
This is an interesting development.
[laughing] Get it?
Please, just take the picture.
You're the boss. One, two, three.
Oops, sorry, wrong camera.
You can't sit like that. Pretzel style only on game days.
It's good luck.
You too, Pops, criss-cross applesauce.
[grunting] Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
If I'd known, I would have done some pregame stretches.
Looks like this pretzel's a little salty.
[laughing]
Luan, you have some real talent.
Really? I don't know much about food.
Comedy is more my bread and butter.
[laughing] Get it?
[laughing] Good one, honey.
My pranking is about to reach new heights.
[laughing] Get it?
Oh. There's no one here.
What's all this?
Well, little bro, you had such a good idea
in buying your pool, we decided to--
Pool our money to get this one.
[sighing]
That's using your noodle.
[laughing] Ow.
Well, that ought to stop Lynn's competitive behavior.
And all of her gloating.
Yeah, I'd say we really got her gloat .
We put her on a gloating free diet.
Unless she's a gloating for punishment.
Hey, where you going?
I'm just gloating started.
[knocking]
- Who's there? - Delivery man.
Delivery man who?
Come on, kid, it's raining.
That's your punch line?
You really need to work on your delivery.
[laughing]
Luan, instead of wasting all that energy,
making more pies,
why not get some comedy out of your leftover banana peels?
That old gag? I don't think so.
Whoa!
Actually, I starting to see the a peel .
[laughing]
There's a better way.
Wash and learn. [laughing]
Sigh.
We tricked you into thinking
you were in better shape than you really are.
That way you'd stop torturing us with exercise.
Yeah, you probably want to exercise your right
to punish us. [laughing]
Get it? But, um, seriously, are you gonna punish us?
Life isn't all about laughs, honey.
We think you'll learn more about serious matters
by interning at the mayor's office.
Well, mayor day be ruined too.
[laughing] Get it?
But seriously, I don't wanna do this.
Hey, Lori. How's golf college?
Are you having a ball?
That's literally the funniest thing
I've ever heard, Luan.
[laughing]
Hey, Lynn. She's our sister.
This is Brita, dude.
Hey there, Brita. Nice to meat ya.
Ew.
[laughing]
Ow! Lola!
Too late! [whistling]
All right, everybody get upstairs
and clean the attic!
That's punishment for fighting over money.
[everyone groaning]
That punishment makes no cents . [laughing]
Upstairs!
Dig! Dig! Dig! Dig!
Digging is fun for the hole family.
[laughing] Get it?
Hey, Lisa. What's 3.14159?
Pfft. Don't waste my time. That's pie.
Did you say pie? [laughing]
I'll be serving up a big slice of comedy
at the Chortle Portal, Saturday night.
[laughing]
Gas what? You're invited, too.
Let's start a family band.
But we literally have no musical talent.
Yeah. I couldn't carry a tune if it had a handle.
[laughing]
Nice tootin', sis.
[laughing]
Guys. Can we focus please?
[grunting]
Lily! Okay. There's plenty of cheese for all of us!
Be a Gouda girl. You're acting like a monster!
[groaning]
Ooh, it's Prankmas Eve
and I'm just bubbling with excitement.
I don't have anymore bubble wrap!
I'd say this pranks a little over your head.
[laughing]
[clucking]
Seems to be your clucky day.
[laughing]
I guess that's a wrap. [laughing]
Look at the Loud family, getting jiggly with it.
[laughing]
- Ooh, you made my favorite. - What?
Oh, Beef Stroganoff, my fave.
It- It is?
Yeah, Dad. You know I can't get anoff of it.
[laughing]
LOL, sweetie.
[stomach growling]
[laughing]
Here. Your stomach might find this a-peeling.
[laughing] Thanks a bunch.
[laughing] Good one.
Luna, should I wear the pink or blue dress
to your surprise party?
- Dude? - What?
I think you just blue the surprise.
[laughing] Get it? But seriously?
A dog. Now, pick up the pace, Fido.
It's the leash you can do. [laughing]
No charge.
Time for ARGHH .
[squawking, screaming]
You mean Vampires of Melancholia .
[groaning]
You mean Prison Pageants !
[growling] Basketball!
[fighting]
You guys can't be remote-ly serious.
[laughing]
But really, I wanna watch the circus channel.
[laughing]
Let me know if you get tired , Dad.
Good one, honey. That's why you're my heir .
Oh, sorry, sweetie. Your dad's just an air-head.
[laughing]
Grand Vista Gorge,
the most beautiful view north of the Rio Grande.
Beautiful? Don't mean gorge -us?
Fantastic sign work, Luan,
just the right mixture of corn and gore.
Ah, shucks, it's just something I cobbled together
from a kernel of an idea. [laughing]
Yes, a triple!
[sighing]
I expect more support for my pump-kin .
[laughing] Get it?
I may have a solution.
Nice fix, but we still have a grave situation.
[laughing] Get it?
What? Don't set me up,
if you don't want to hear a joke.
Ah, rubbish!
I'll say. Those lyrics make no frankincense .
Ho ho ho ho ho! That's one.
My 12 puns of Christmas are off to a great start.
I've only got to come up with eleven myrrh !
Ho ho ho ho ho! Make that ten.
You know what I want for Christmas?
A bigger fireplace.
What's that, Mom?!
I can holly hear you!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho! That's three.
Lily, are you stocking me?
Ho ho ho ho ho ho! That's four.
Look at Dad getting figgy with it.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho! Number five.
Ah, I love the 12 Puns of Christmas.
Luan, you wanna try my pudding?
Sorry, Dad. Yule have to ask someone else.
Get it? Yule? That's six. I just sleigh myself.
Ooh, seven.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
[laughing] Sleigh.
Hold it! You are mistletoe-tally busted!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho! That's eight.
I gotta fight this.
Well, there's no time like the present.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho! That's nine.
[Rita] Anyone seen all my tinsel?
- Shh. - Oooh! I'm gonna tell!
No no no!
Just ribbon ya!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho! That's ten!
Oh, Ghost of Christmas Past reveal to us
where the presents are hidden.
What'd he say? What'd he say?
You two definitely have the Christmas spirit!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Well, I guess that about wraps things up.
Yes, I did it! That's 12!
Elevator repair, huh?
Bet that job's got a lot of ups and downs.
Sorry, didn't mean to push your buttons.
[laughing] Get it?
I'm Jerry Kling, the cherry king.
[gasping] What?
I-I cook with your cherries all the time.
Well, come on, folks, let me show you to your quarters.
[chattering]
Aw, this was very cherry-table of you.
Up until now, this vacation was the pits.
[laughing]
- Luan. - Okay. I'll can it.
[laughing]
We didn't know you were coming home. All of us already had plans.
And we don't want to be; someone hand me two bucks,
double booked.
[sighing] That was my club.
[growling]
Oh, let me guess. You want us to get our putts out of here?
[laughing]
[growling] Oh.
I think we make a great pear .
You butter believe it.
[laughing]
I know I can be a little bit much sometimes.
I'll try to tone it down.
Whoops.
[grunting]
Go ahead, you can say it.
Your breakfast is toast, and that's no yolking matter.
If you scramble , you can make another.
It's good to have you back.
Hey, why are you heading for the egg-sit ?
I'm bacon you to come back! [laughing]
I crack myself up. [laughing]