- Will we cower in the face of sour?
- Let's talk about that.
(upbeat mythical music)
- Good Mythical Morning.
- You can her live on our comedy tour
or watch her on Netflix in the
"Iliza Shlesinger Sketch Show"
and the film "Spenser Confidential."
Please welcome our new friend,
Iliza Shlesinger.
- Hey! - Yay!
(audience applauds)
- Now, do you consider yourself
sweet or sour?
- I consider myself a healthy combination of both.
- Okay.
- When the time calls.
- Okay, so you can go either direction.
- Yeah.
- Well, today we're going full sour.
- Full tilt. - Yes, we are.
It's time for "Eating Sour Things Sure Can Be Heinous.
"Just Don't Let Your Face Contract Like An Anus!"
- [Both] Round one.
- Okay, in each round, two foods that are at stake.
In this case we've got a ball of cookie dough,
very tempting, and a regular cookie dough,
just slightly less tempting,
at least for me. - Regular cookie dough,
I think I'd just call that a cookie.
- It's a cooked cookie dough.
- That's what I meant. - It's a take on it.
- Right, right.
- Yeah. (chuckles) - Thank you, Iliza.
One of these is perfectly normal.
The other one is jammed packed full of something
to make it sour.
- Mmm.
- Okay, and we're going to take turns every round,
but I'm going to start by hosting and asking the two of you
a sour related question.
Whoever gets it right, wins a point,
and then you get the power to choose
which one of these foods you're going to eat.
- Okay.
- But, after you eat it, I am going to guess
which one of you ate the sour thing.
So you're trying not to pucker.
- [Link] Aw, of course.
- 'Cause I can get a point for that.
- How many points total can we win?
- What really matters is the one with
the least amount of points is the loser
and that person gets a sour face from Iliza.
That's you. - Okay.
But nobody wins anything?
- Uh, no.
You get a punishment. - There's nothing to win.
There's only something to lose.
- Okay, goodbye. - You may have to
sourer yourself.
- Okay. (laughs)
- I'm going to start with this question for you guys.
Last year, the makers of Sour Patch Kids,
sued a knock-off brand for trademark infringement.
What was the name of the knock-off brand?
- Oh. - And it seems
that we need to write these down.
- You're going to write these down.
- Oh, okay.
- And if you don't get it right,
whoever gets closest.
- Okay.
- 'Cause unless you happen to be up on your
Sour Patch News.
- You were all over this answer.
- Okay.
- Okay, Iliza, you were so confident,
just go for it.
- Oh, that's the trick.
Oh, show confidence, even if you don't know.
Sour Patch Full Grown Adults.
- Aw, Mm-hmm, okay.
- Sour Patch Grown Ass Men.
- I see what you did there. (laughs)
- Yeah, I said Sour Spot Kidz.
(audience laughs)
- Sour Spot Kidz. - You know it,
it's smaller than a Patch. - Okay.
- Or at least more circular.
- The answer is--
- It's like a dermatologist.
- Yeah, Stoney Patch Kids.
They were laced with THC. - Oh!
Yeah. - Oh.
- You know what, it was only for adults,
so I'm going to give that--
- Thank you so much. - to Iliza.
You have the power of choice.
You can either take the dough
or the cooked dough. (chuckles)
- Me?
- Mm-hmm.
- I'll take the dough.
I am a girl. - Oh.
- I will eat this cookie dough.
- Now, don't eat it yet.
- Oh, I'm so excited. - But just hold it.
- Okay and Link that means you're gonna get the cookie.
- Okay.
- Now, you guys are both going to take a bite outta this,
and I'm trying to guess who's got the sour thing.
But again, you're trying not to reveal
that you've got the sour thing.
- [Both] Okay.
- I just know it's going to be me.
I just want to eat this so bad.
- I know, I love it too.
- I just know it.
- Three,
- [Both] two,
- One.
(laughs)
- It's so good.
(laughs)
It really seems so good.
(laughs)
- This is so good too.
- I think Iliza ate the sour thing.
(laughs)
That's my guess. (dings)
(burps)
(laughs)
- What is?
Does sour make you burp? - Am I right?
- I was just trying not to throw up on this web show.
- No, you know what?
- In front of like two million people.
- Well, no, you would fit right in you did that.
In fact, we got a bucket somewhere.
- Oh my God, I want to eat the rest of it, it's so--
- Oh well, then do it.
You're gonna projectile burp on it.
(laughs)
- Oh, that is awful.
Awfully good.
- Oh, so you kind of like it?
You like the sweet and the sour?
- He's already-- - It's not sour,
it's so--
- He's already guessed you.
It's over. - Oh, okay.
Sorry I was having a fever dream.
- So, now I got a point and you got a point.
- Oh, man this game is hard.
- [Both] Round 2.
- Okay, so I got a point because I guessed
that you ate a sour thing.
You didn't make it obvious or anything.
(laughs)
- Thank you.
- But, if the host gets it wrong, both people get a point.
That's the one thing, going forward, just to keep in mind.
- Okay and these points can be used
to buy gifts, at the end.
- Yeah, (chuckles) exactly, uh-huh.
- We got an egg roll and a dumpling.
Sour can be packed into either one of these.
- Oh God, so gross,
that it's in a savory dish.
How many warheads are in this jar?
- This jar, that they just told me to hold up.
I have an advantage 'cause I'm closer to it.
Maybe you have an advantage, - He's beautiful minding it.
- 'cause I'm too close to it.
- Maybe neither of you should be able to hold it.
- Yeah, I wasn't going to
pick it up. - And you just eyeball it,
like at the State Fair.
(audience chuckles)
There might not be any Warheads in the middle.
Don't let the density deceive you.
I've been to State Fairs.
I've counted beans in jars.
I've won every time.
- Aw.
- You want a hint?
(laughs)
- Do you want a hint?
- Yeah, I'm interested in what that answer would be.
- The answer is alcohol related.
- What?
- The answer is alcohol related.
Riddle me this.
None shall pass.
- That didn't help me.
Okay, I'd already written an answer.
- I've already written an answer too.
I'm going to write what I think you might
be saying in parenthesis, but I'll just, okay.
- My guess is 101 Sour Warheads.
- Well, people are drunk on the freeway,
but it's not 101.
(everyone laughs)
- I say 147,
and then I said 180 is my second guess because of--
- Because of like Jose Cuervo?
- Yeah.
- It's 151.
- Whoa!
(hoots)
- So you're the closest.
Does that count or do you not--
- That counts.
- Yeah, 'cause. Okay.
- Yeah, that counts.
You better believe it. - All that means
is you get to choose.
You don't know what's in this stuff.
Which one do you want? - First of all,
just take a second to appreciate,
the beautiful mind.
- That is pretty impressive. - Is this thing right here?
- And you didn't touch the jar as much either.
- I just looked at the jar, and got within four.
I mean, I should win something.
- Are you one of those people that's
just really good at math naturally?
- I'm like rainman.
- Yeah, I'm a little bit like rainman.
All right, like a hotter rainman.
- Which one do you want, Rhett?
- [Stevie] Can we take points away from Rhett
for referring to his mind as this beautiful mind?
- I did it,
because she said it. - I'll do it.
I said a beautiful mind-- - Iliza said I was
beautiful minding it.
- Prior to you getting it right.
- [Stevie] Okay, I'll leave the points as is.
- Okay.
- I'm going to--
- Which one of these frozen hors d'oeures do you want,
to get nauseous to? - I'm going to switch.
I'm going to switch.
- All right, three--
- I know which one it is,
I can tell.
- Two-- - Okay.
- One.
- Oh, the chewing is so weird.
(audience laughs)
I can hear it from both sides.
Such masculine chewing.
(audience laughs)
It's you.
Link has the sour dumpling
and Rhett has a regular egg roll.
- That ain't true.
- Oh my God! (Horn honks)
- This is just not great (laughs)
and that was the face I was making.
- Yeah, this is pretty sour.
- Oh my God! (laughs)
How am I so bad at this?
(laughs)
But the fun fact is we didn't actually put
anything sour on it,
it's just rotten.
- [Both] Round 3.
- Okay, two perfectly normal looking lollipops.
One of them is extremely sour.
- Okay, this is going to be difficult.
I'm told that we need to
direct our attention to the monitor, in front of us.
What is Chase saying?
(Chase' words distorted because of sour lime in his mouth)
- [Iliza] Can we hear it one more time?
(Chase' words distorted because of sour lime in his mouth)
- He couldn't even open his eyes when he was talking.
- Chase, you could have done better.
(audience laughs)
- I know that answer because it's written on my card,
and that's the only way that I know the answer.
- Do we get partial points for getting some parts of words?
- Sure yeah.
I'm going to have to differentiate between you two,
which are both going to give wrong answers.
Okay, Rhett, wrap it up.
- What if he was like confessing to a crime?
- Rhett, let's see yours.
- I went with, "Hey Travis, do you want a quarter?"
(everyone laughs)
- Oh.
- That was it right?
- Not quite.
- It felt like it.
"I want a lemon to make my mouth water."
- Oh!
- Um, hmm.
The correct answer was,
is that a video form or do I just need to say it?
Yeah, let's see it on the video.
"Wanna ride on my lime scooter?"
- [Link] "Wanna ride on my lime scooter?"
- That's insane.
Why would you be saying that? - Lime scooter, Travis.
- Why's he sexually harassing people?
(audience laughs)
- So, Rhett said, do you wanna,
and it was the form of a question.
So, as much as I don't want to give him a point--
- Wait, can I just contest?
- Sure, please.
- Even though you're not done.
- I wanna give you the point.
- I referenced a line which is in the citrus family,
and he did say,
I referenced a lemon which is in the citrus family
and he said lime.
- That's true.
- And I think wanna, I said wanna.
I wanna lemon to make me, whatever,
and he said do you wanna ride on my scooter.
So I did get parts of speech
and when teachers grade tests--
- And then you erased it.
(laughs)
- Thank God you have the internet
to remind us of past transgressions.
- That's true.
- And correct things.
- You know what,
I think the lemon lime connection is so magical,
I'm switching my decision.
- But what about Travis?
- You get the point.
- Thank you so much, your honor.
- And the power of choice.
- Okay, so you get to pick which one of these you wanna eat.
- I'll go with green, because I like green.
'Cause I like green.
- Three, two, one, go.
(licks)
(slurps)
- Iliza, I think you've gotten a whole lot better at this.
I think that one is sour.
- I can't tell.
- [Link] Oh, you can't tell.
- Mm-mm.
- Is yours sour?
- No, mine just tastes like watermelon.
- It was me!
(everyone laughs)
(horn honks)
Aw!
- Hey, that was pretty good.
- Thank you so much.
- But you seemed like you kinda like the sour
because you keep going like in for it.
- Yeah, in an appropriate capsule.
- A sour lollipop.
This makes sense, not cookie dough, weirdos.
- Is a good thing.
- Yeah.
- [Both] Round four.
- Okay, Rhett, you got three points
and we each have two.
It's anybodies game 'cause I think there's
at least five up for grabs here, right?
- Yes, in the lightning round,
we're each gonna go through
each one of these items together,
and it's whoever reacts the least,
because they get more and
more sour as we go. - Why'd you look at me
when you said that? (audience laughs)
- No, because I know, I have confidence,
you're going to react the least.
- Oh yeah.
- Get to the point, so there's five points up for grabs.
Anybodies game.
Stevie, just let us know when you want us to start.
- [Stevie] Players, please grab your lemons
and taste them in three, two, one.
(slurps)
- I'm so relaxed.
- [Crew] Rhett.
- [Stevie] Rhett.
That was good though, guys, that was really good.
- That was the least?
But I even relaxed my jaw. - Yeah, maybe it has something
to do with his beard, you know?
- Well, that's bias. - You felt good about it.
- If it's a beard based thing.
- It's my big beard and little mouth.
- He hides everything behind that beard,
including all of his emotions.
- [Stevie] Warheads up!
Here we go in three, two, one.
(audience laughs)
(gurgles) (laughs)
- [Stevie] It's Rhett again!
(dings)
- Dang.
- I don't.
- I'm sorry, guys.
- [Stevie] Listen, there's three more--
- I didn't have anything sour, before these rounds.
- Yeah, but--
- This is not easy.
- Or I've just been pushed a limit
and now I can't do it anymore.
- [Stevie] Okay.
- Well, this is a umeboshi plum?
- [Stevie] Correct.
- [Rhett] Umeboshi.
- [Stevie] Plums up.
- What part? The fetus?
Or the sack? - Yeah, what is that?
(everyone laughs)
- Is this the umbilical cord?
- I think leave that part behind.
- Oh my gosh.
- Just go plum only.
But the whole thing right?
- [Stevie] Three,
- [Stevie and Iliza] The whole thing.
- Chew it.
- [Stevie] Two, one.
- This is salty.
- [Crew] Iliza.
- [Stevie] Oh.
(dings)
Giving it to Iliza.
(audience laughs)
- God, that's horrible.
- I spit it back in the thing, I'm sorry.
(audience laughs)
- [Stevie] Okay, this is straight up malic acid.
So, what you're going to do is you're going
to lick one of your fingers and then dip your finger in.
Don't take the whole bowl.
- Don't?
- [Stevie] You will not be pleased.
- Eat the bowl? (laughs)
Eat the whole thing?
- [Stevie] Okay, so lick your fingers, then here we go.
(laughs)
Two, one.
Iliza, very good.
(yells)
Link, you're just straight up making a face,
right after you eat it every time.
(laughs)
- But it wasn't a pucker, it's a different face.
- You don't know that you're going like this the whole time.
(audience laughs)
- I can't help it.
- Trying to concentrate.
- [Stevie] Okay, this is the last one.
- What is this?
- I felt like I was doing a good job.
- [Stevie] This is Tamarind paste.
- I ain't had this before.
- Oh.
- Jarritos makes a tamarind soda
and it's the grossest of the flavors.
- So how do you want us to get here?
- [Stevie] Get like a nice little spoonful.
Okay, here we go.
Three, two, one.
(audience laughs)
- [Crew] Rhett.
- [Stevie] Yeah, I'm gonna have to give this one to Rhett.
- What! (dings)
I was pretending to fall asleep.
- I actually tried to pretend to fall asleep, too.
And my eyelids were doing that
and then I looked over at you
and your eyelids were doing that.
(laughs)
- I was flirting while falling asleep.
Just pulling out all the stops.
- That was actually kinda nice.
- Yeah, that wasn't so bad.
- Oh, this white stuff was the worst.
All right, so, that means that Rhett won.
Of course no one cares when Rhett wins,
so it's just like blah. - I care.
- What that means is that you lost
and so you get a sour face.
- Oh, it does mean that.
- In front of Iliza. - Oh, that means
I have to make, okay.
It's gonna be pretty ugly. - Make it as sour as possible.
Sour as possible.
- My worry is that this lives on the internet forever,
and they'll grab it.
- You're about to make a gif.
- All right, ready?
I just look at you?
I gotta gear up.
I gotta get the neck fat out.
- Okay. (laughs)
(everyone laughs)
(claps)
- All right.
- That was pretty good.
- Iliza is on tour right now so go check her out
and make sure to check out
"The Iliza Shlesinger Show, Sketch Show"
and "Spenser Confidential"
both available on Netflix.
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and clicking that bell!
- All right, now you say you know what time it is?
- You know what time it is?
- Hi, Rhett and Link.
I'm Mickey and I'm here in Jujuy province of Argentina
and it's time to spin The Wheel of Mythicality.
(giggles)
- I like what
that place is called. - Harry Potter fan.
- Jujuy.
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Sour Patch Candy products in Good Mythical More.
- And to find out where
The Wheel of Mythicality's gonna land.
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