I have a very SPECIAL announcement! I think I do a good Miranda Sings impressinashion.
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Like, uheh, impersonation or impression, like, pick one brain!
Anyway, uh, I have a very special announcement!
I told you I would tell you when I could tell you, and.. yeah, you guessed it.
I can tell you.
Foursome season 4!
It is officially coming out on October 24th.
Aaand...Oh my God, I'm so excited I just have to eat my a** for like...
Thirty seconds. Okay, put a timer on the clock.
I popped off. I really snapped. I like, did THAT.
I did THAT.
And you know what..It wasn't just me. The entire cast and the entire crew of the show.
They really did THAT.
WE DID THAT.
If you enjoy my videos, if you enjoy the series, you will f***ing love foursome.
Anyway, let's get back to what this video is REALLY about.
YES EPISODE.
We're back! Our girl Fattie Tessie is here to play.
If you guys don't know what that means, I do a series on this channel where I play an iPhone game called Episode.
And we are currently on chapter 10, which means there are 9 chapters before this one.
Kinda have to watch them to know what's going on
So.. go check those out first, then come back to this video and...
For everyone else.. let's... gEt StArTeD!!!
Let's get started!
Holy f**k.
Chapter 10.
WOW.
Can you believe we've done 10 chapters of this?
Like what the f**k am I doing with my life.
Like really what the f**k am I doing with my life
Tessa
I'm so proud of you
Seeing you on stage dancing
oH
It just brings back memories!
I don't need the mob
"I JUST NEED THOSE DEAD VOTES DAMMIT!"
My dad is on some next level
like ~bluetooth~ shit.
Jeff!
Classic dad name
by the way
just classic
That's wonderful. Just wonderful
does he even know what the f**k
we're talking about?
what did she win?
He doesn't
*laughs*
The Founders Ball. You were there
yikes
Alright, so
it looks like Tessie has some daddy issues
that's what I'm kind of gathering from this moment right now.
She's going to be on the cover of the Thorpeville Times.
oh- mom looks worn out.
She's f***ing sick of this s**t
She's like
I need a f***ing DIVORCE
Well why didn't you say so.
That's great Tessie
I think I'm gonna barf.
That's great honey
wh-
He literally does not give a f**k
Get the bluetooth-
Is there a bluetooth in both of his ears?
Like when he was facing the other way
I saw a bluetooth
And there's one if this ear too
What the f**k is going on?
That was just an awful experience
all around, awful experience.
Oh, my brother's here, Travis.
Stone is here.
*gasp*
what?
This was not the Stone I was expecting
ehahaha
No, but for real I don't know why Jay is here.
But he's here and he says
"You look great by the way."
"I can't believe I'm really sitting with the queen of the Founders Ball."
Jay!
ugh
I f***ing hate when like
it gets like this.
These stupid f***ing..
Dumb. Lines.
Like, queen of the Founders Ball in Thorpeville
That's so irrelevant to real life, Jay.
What do you mean you can't believe you're sitting next to her.
Whatever, sorry, I went off a little bit
Sorry.. I mean...
What exactly are you doing here?
Listen.. Tessa... I just couldn't re-
Do I have my phone in my hand?
Oh I got a text from *Cold Stone Creamery*
The other Stone!
I'm caught between two stones
CAUGHT BETWEEN TWO STONES!?
That could be the- the title of this episode
Morning Shortcake.
Just wanted to say I miss you
Great. What should I do?
Ignore Jay and text Cole sweet nothings
Ignore Cole and enjoy your time with Jay
Why can't there just be like a middle ground option
Where you like text Cole Stone back and then like keep talking to Jay
Like all she needs to say is like "Good morning!"
I don't want to ignore Cole though so I think
I'm gonna do the ignore Jay one
What do you miss about me?
Why wou-
Why would she say that now?
Like you're-
She just had a dilemma between like what to do
Now she's gonna like get into like a flirty conversation on the phone
Just- like say one thing and move on bitch
Alright, now we're back into reality
Okay, so where were we?
Well, I just wanted to come by and invite you to a movie
what?
Wasn't the Founders Ball like yesterday
and that's when him and Nicole broke up
and when Cole kissed me on stage in front of everyone
after I gave like a big speech about how much I love him?
Why the fuck is Jay asking me out?
Remember how we always used to watch Mean Girls together when we were kids?
Well they're playing it this afternoon
And I was hoping you'd go with me
Hmm... What about Cole?
Yeah
what about Cole
I just like.. Gave a fucking speech about him on stage
I've been so stupid, I want to spend time with you again
I'm excited about it?
This game wants me to pick Jay Stone
Like the game doesn't want me to pick Cole Stone
I feel it
Come to the movies with me?
I've been dreaming of this for-
no way!
I told you the game wants me to pick Jay Stone
I literally have to PAY to go to the movies with Jay
like I essentially have to PAY to fuck up my relationship
I know you guys like when I pick the paid options
but
I'm sorry
I just don't want it to get... messy
I'm gonna decline
I'd like to Jay, really,
but I'm just swamped with chemistry homework
and... maybe another time?
Bitch, I selected politely decline
not.. schedule for another day
It's probably to soon anyways for me to be going out to to the movies with someone else, right?
Tell Jay that's nonsense
Agree with Jay
I'm gonna agree with Jay since... I literally just said that.
Yeah, like way too soon.
*laughs*
This is so awkward
ughhh
Like why would this... why is this happening
Look, I think it's really sweet that you want to go to the movies with me, but it's just not good timing.
No hard feelings?
No hard feelings.
Alright, sweet.
What- why the fuck are-
When it just faded out I thought we were fading out to not being with Jay Stone anymore
But... we're still here
Well, maybe take a rain check on that movie date?
No!
I don't wanna go on a date with you!
It's great to be friends again, Jay
ooH
Tessie just fucking. FRIEND. ZONED. JAY.
yeah, totally, "friends..."
friends...
So are you and Cole Stone an "official" thing now or...
Umm..
Yes or no
Yeah!
I'm gonna say yeah
That's cool
Yo his fucking shifty eyes
But I heard you had a crush on someone else for a while..?
JuSt LeAvE aLrEaDy, JaY! Oh my god..
Who's here?
*gasp*
OH my god..
Oh god... Cole Stone... I wonder how much he heard
Oh my god..
Cole Stone! I was wondering when you'd come barging in!
What's he doing here?
I was just leaving.
So you ready for the beach then, Shortcake?
Well, it was really good to hang out today, Tessa.
I hope we can do it again sometime
What?
It was great to hang out?
Like all we did was like talk about how I don't want to go on a date with him...
I'm actually gonna keep her pretty busy, but nice try
I love this brother feud
Like, we love Jake and Logan Paul
*laughs*
bye
BYE BROTHER!
ooh shit now it's just us two..
Cole Stone looks pissed
uh oh
oh, okay
Hey! Let's toss the frisbee!
Maybe later..
Wanna go swimming then?
I'm not sure I wanna get wet...
Sorry this is isn't the "date" you imagined
whatever
I still caught you and him flirting when I came to your house earlier
What?
I thought I made it clear to you how I felt after the ball
I wasn't lying when I gave that speech
FINE I'M JEALOUS, HAPPY!?
I don't want you hanging out with Jay anymore.
That's not how relationships work, Cole. You can't tell me who my friends are.
I mean, true tea was fucking spilled.
No, I can't, I guess you'll just have to choose.
Okay
I choose Cole Stone
Why is like..
Like I'm the controller of the Tessie character and she is not DOING AS I COMMAND!
Tessie don't fuck this up for us
Well then, I guess that's my answer..
guess you aren't ready for this, see ya around, Shortcake.
No!
Go get him..
Please don't tell me this is over..
OOOH MY GOD
Honestly, flop.
Like
I felt very uh frustrated during this last chapter
because I just felt like Tessie wasn't doing what I commanded her to do.
and now were just in this shitstorm. And is it my fault? Honestly? No.
*sigh*
I'm too invested in this game..
I need to end this video. (laughs) Like right now. I need to end this video.
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y'know
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And yeah, I think that's pretty much it
Thank you so much for watching and I will see you all next Saturday with another new video. Bye.