(suspenseful music)
(woman in green gasps)
- [Blonde Woman] Hold on a damn minute.
(music intensifies)
- She know what she doing.
- Is she?
- Look. Professional.
(soft music)
- I think I know.
- Yeah.
- What? Take a wild guess.
- Okay. Are you, like, a bondage person?
- It's called a dominatrix, right?
- Dominatrix?
- When I feel like it,
but that's not the answer you're looking for.
- Oh! When she feels like it!
- Hold on. Are you a vampire hunter?
- No, I would never hurt a vampire.
- A sexual vampire hunter? Really?
- You would never hurt a vampire.
- Of course not.
- Are you a gynecologist?
- No. (buzz sounds)
- What's your secret?
- What is your secret?
- What's your secret?
- I'll show you.
(dramatic music)
(electronic music)
- I am a sex witch.
Do you have any questions for me?
- I do.
- You stick them horns in people?
- Not unless they ask for it and that's what they're into.
- Wait, so look at me in my eyes.
You're, this is real.
- I have a book coming out in September called Sex Witch.
- What is a sex witch, ma'am?
- I want a 101.
- But how does it work?
- Okay. What do you want?
- I want a lot of money.
- Pick an exact number and visualize it.
Then I want you to at home, masturbate.
And when you, you think of what you you're visualizing
and you direct all of that orgasm
going towards all of that money.
- So wait, is this considered Wiccan?
- No. Wiccan is a type of witchcraft,
but it's a religion. I'm not a Wiccan.
- I knew a Wiccan one time.
- Bad news?
- She a ho.
- Do you guys have any sex or relationship problems?
I can tell you a spell that might work.
- Does it involve period blood?
- Oh, that's great for spells! That's so potent.
- Ma'am! (blonde woman laughs)
- Yes. Slather it all over a candle.
You want to hex someone? Take a black candle,
carve their name into it,
slather it in your period blood, light it.
- We are good. Thank you, baby.
You are-- (drowned out by blonde woman laughing)
You? Hey, man.
- What about human piss?
- [Contestant] Great for domination. (blonde woman giggles)
- I had a guy offer me a thousand dollars
at one time to pee all over him.
- You should have done it.
- How you know I didn't? (laughs)
- Hey, one more time for magic.
(hosts applaud)
- Thank you, thank you, thank you.
And get in touch in a month.
I do have a satanic sex orgy for reals
if anyone's interested.
- I need to be the only black dude in there.
- No, diversity is important in the witchcraft community.
- (gasps) She's an ally.
(man shrieks and slaps the table)
- [Man] Thank you, sex witch.
You made me day. - Thank you for having me.
It was a pleasure.
- I think I need a Jesus candle.
- She said you have to use your orgasm to cast the spell.
- You know, it sucks. I probably can't spell.
(all laugh)
- Do you sell fish tacos from a food truck?
- I do not. (buzzer sounds)
(brunette woman laughs)
- You are a deep sea fisherwoman.
- No. (buzzer sounds)
- You juggle fish at birthday parties.
(buzzer sounds)
- What the hell? You's gonna walk away?
- Yo! Where you going?
- Hey! We didn't offend you did we?
- Come back!
(dramatic music)
- [Contestant] You can turn around.
(tropical music)
- Oh my god! My best friend's a mermaid!
I love mermaids!
- Ma'am! Why the are you yelling?
- I don't know, I'm just so excited!
- Well, shello there. I am Mermaid Merina.
- She's a comedian also. (blonde woman laughs)
Shello!
- She said shello.
- And I'm here having a mermazing time with all of you.
- So if someone started acting crazy,
you could hit them with your fin?
- Just like a flip slap? (slaps tail on the ground)
- Yeah. Whack 'em!
- No, we're all very gentle and kind.
We're very loving and supportive.
And if someone's feeling blue or a little out of the norm,
we like to give starfish hugs.
- Wait, this is everything. I'm living for this.
- I'm literally speechless.
- You didn't trade your voice, did you?
- What is that, ma'am?
- Like Ariel.
(tropical music)
- You've seen The Little Mermaid!
- You see the light bulb above his head?
(women laugh)
- Oh! How does he get it back?
- An act of true love.
- Well, I think you're great.
- [Man] Today has been a very magical day.
I've never met a mermaid before.
- [Blonde Woman] Now you have.
- Two different types of magic.
- I prefer yours, mythical, to the Satanism.
- Well, I love all types of magic
and all of you have been magical
and very finominal.
(blonde woman shrieks)
- Finominal! Girl, I like you.
- Are you a bass player?
- I am not. (buzzer sounds)
- Do you make those things
that you go like this with the paper
and you like try to guess your future?
- No, no. (buzzer sounds)
- A hand model.
- No. (buzzer sounds)
- All right, man. What's your secret?
- Glad you finally asked. So let me kinda
take this off real quick, guys, for you.
(dramatic music)
All right.
I'll get down here. Ready?
(upbeat music)
(blonde woman laughs)
- What the is that?
- [Contestant] Something like that.
- (laughs) I'm gonna pee myself!
- Ow! You're hurting me!
- So that's the little time with the hands, you know?
- I'm gonna piss my pants. (laughs)
- What do you call this?
- People call me like a pushup artist.
I just call it calisthenics, intense calisthenics.
- So you got really strong hands.
- I do. Strong hands, strong wrists.
That's the talent. (laughs)
(blonde woman mumbles)
- Can you imagine him doing that
last night before he went to bed? (laughs)
(blonde woman shrieks in laughter)
What the is you doing in there?
(pounds table)
- [Contestant] All that noise, right?
- I would hate to be your downstairs neighbor!
They're beating the--
(obscured by blonde woman laughing and man pounding table)
- What? Who taught you? Who taught you how to...
- I am so disappointed by his secret. (contestant laughs)
- I. Oh, man.
- Wow. Wow.
- That was incredible.
- I see exactly why that is your secret.
And you should keep it a secret.
- You right. (laughs)
- I kinda enjoyed it.
- I'm just going to let you know.
I'm looking at you totally different now.
Cause you, you just sniff-- - Hand sniffer.
- You a hand sniffer.
- (laughs) What? Come on.
That might be my secret.
- Well, you have definitely been
one of our most interesting people
then we would definitely
not like to see you again in the future.
- [Contestant] Thank you so much.
- Be good, my good friend.
That was the stupidest!
- I think she ties criminals up.
- No. (buzzer sounds)
- Okay. I think you're a lasso artist.
- No. (buzzer sounds)
- Are you a dominatrix?
(dramatic music)
- I can show you very soon.
- [Woman In White] What? Oh my God!
- I told you cause you see how she licked
the little...
When you getting them braces off?
(blonde woman laughs)
(dramatic music)
(rock music)
- Ah, Lucille!
Look at you!
- This is my job!
- What is this called?
- Being a dominatrix. (giggles)
- Lucille!
- [Blonde Woman] Lucille!
- I didn't expect this. Hold on.
I wasn't ready. Were you ready?
- This is a lot.
- I wasn't ready.
- How long have you been this?
- About a year now.
- What made you...
- When did you discover this talent, Lucille?
- I was a broke kid in college. (laughs)
- And what do you do on a, when you do this?
What do you do? Walk me through it.
- Yeah. Give us a typical rundown.
- Yeah. Actually, I have someone with me.
- No, you don't.
- All right, pup.
(suspenseful music)
- Y'all playing. Y'all lying.
(Lucille laughs)
- Come on, now.
- Don't wave at me like it's normal!
(woman in white shrieks)
- Hey, man! What the hell?
- And this is my secret. This is my secret job.
- He paying you right now?
- No, he doesn't pay me. This is my boyfriend. (laughs)
- How did y'all find each other?
- High school sweethearts.
- I mean, it look like y'all got a lot going on.
Y'all have any more questions? Cause I do.
- [Blonde Woman] No. I'm done.
- Are you the sugar baby?
- No. (buzzer sounds)
- She uses diapers and she can do it anywhere
and all her friends and family have seen her do this.
- No. (buzzer sounds)
- Here's what I think. I think she is a midwife.
- No. (buzzer sounds)
- Okay, Zoe. So what's your secret?
- I'll be right back and then I'll show you guys.
- No, do it please. Don't leave, Zoe.
Zoe!
- All right, contestant. Let's see if we guessed it right.
(dramatic music)
- We did.
- Yes!
(upbeat music)
- So, my secret is that I can cry like a baby.
- We good. We won't hear that.
(Zoe gasps indignantly)
- That's a good talent.
- That is not a talent.
- Thank you. It's a good talent.
- I'll support you.
- That's why she keeps it hidden.
(Zoe clears throat)
(clock ticking)
(Zoe imitates baby crying)
- [Zoe] And with the mouth closed, okay?
(imitates baby crying)
(brunette woman laughs)
- When the hell did you find out you could do that?
Why would you want to do that?
- Why wouldn't you want to do that?
- I'm so sorry.
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you.
- I'm laughing at you.
Don't you do that.
That is the meanest trick that you could play on someone.
- I've woke my boyfriend up
at like three o'clock in the morning while he's sleeping.
I'm just like, bend over in his ear,
And I'm like. (imitates baby crying)
And it's funny!
- He is so dumb.
He didn't even realize y'all don't have a baby.
- I was like, it's practice, baby.
You're gonna have to be up
at three o'clock in the morning doing this.
I'm not getting up.
- Do you do anything else?
(blonde woman laughs)
- Do the baby again.
- (imitates baby) I thought you didn't like it!
- I don't. I'm doing it for them.
- Can you put the head piece on him?
- [Man] Hell no.
- Yes! (claps)
- I'm not wearing that.
- Why not? - Yes, you are.
- No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.
- Listen. I lost the baby one time.
At the dollar store.
- Oh, you gotta make it serious, huh?
- Yeah, nah. I found it, man.
(blonde woman laughs)
- Thank you, Zoe.
- [Blonde Woman] Thank you, Zoe!
- [Zoe] Bye!
(blonde woman imitates baby crying)
(hosts laughs)
- Where can you use that skill?
- Are you blowing bubbles?
Not as my talent. (buzzer sounds)
- Do you smoke hookah
and blow out the smoke or something like that?
- No. (buzzer sounds)
- She does tricks with straws?
- No. (buzzer sounds)
- What's your secret?
- Are you guys ready?
- Yeah. - Uh, no.
- You scared?
- It's going to be okay. I promise.
All right.
- [Woman In Green] I'm scared.
- Where is she going? - I'm scared of her.
Look how she walk off, though.
- Did she just play us on our own show?
- Yeah, how did she walk off like that?
- She just said it'll be okay and walked off.
(women laugh) Like, what is this?
(dramatic music)
(music intensifies)
- Hey, everyone.
My name is Lorraine the Thrill.
I am one of 50 female swords followers in the world.
- I know at least 50 sword swallowers. (women laugh)
- You know the other 49.
- Are you about to swallow some swords now?
- Maybe.
(suspenseful music)
(woman in green gasps)
- [Blonde Woman] Hold on a damn minute.
(music intensifies)
- She know what she doing.
- Is she?
- Look. Professional.
(metal clinking)
(music intensifies)
(hosts applaud)
- You know what? Round of applause.
Do you feel that going down your throat?
- Yeah.
- Do you swallow other stuff?
- [Blonde Woman] How far down does it--
- I swallow, you know, my veggies.
- Where does it hit?
- In your chest, how far down does it go?
- It goes into my stomach.
- You into this?
- When did you get the confidence to do this?
You weren't scared?
- I mean, I have moments where it scares me.
But for the most part no.
- I'm proud of you. (contestant laughs)
(hosts applaud)
(woman in green drowned out by applause)
That was everything and more.