10 Of The Most Disgusting Candies Ever Made.
Number 10, Ear Wax Candy. Unfortunately, this candy is exactly what
it sounds like, a realistic looking plastic pink ear that
has been filled with sticky orange jelly like candy. The sticky
orange jelly represents the ear wax and complete
with this candy comes a plastic swab that you use to dig it
out of the ear. There is a cover that pops open to give users
access to the ear wax and to close to keep it fresh. The
taste is fruity but somehow we just can't get over
the fact that it resembles ear wax and we are digging it
out of a very real looking ear. We're just thankful they
didn't go one step further and make the ear in a colour
that made it even more real.
Number 9, Lick Your Wounds Candy Scab. These candy scabs are two parts. First, there
is the adhesive plastic bandage that sticks to your skin.
Secondly the bandage opens up with a flip compartment to
reveal a realistic looking scab. The scab is the candy,
perfect for licking and saving for later when you close
back up the compartment. Refills of the scabs are included
in the box. To sum it up, eating this candy is like licking
your own scab. The taste isn't horrible but the thought is.
Number 8, Chocka Ca-Ca. This "loaded" candy is
not so much a candy but a chocolate surprise but is so gross
we couldn't help but include it. Chocka Ca-Ca is real diapers that hold a brown chocolate
turd inside; shaped like a turtle. First of all, how about
we not go around giving people real diapers with realistic
poop inside? Secondly the instructions on the box state
to microwave the diaper for a few seconds and then enjoy
eating the "gooey chocolate mess made inside". How is that for
literally eating "crap"?
Number 7, Hotlix Insect Candy. The original edible insect candy creator could
simply not be left off this list. From chocolate dipped
scorpions to insect brittle to suckers that feature ants, crickets,
worms and more. This company was one of the first to take
gross to a new level. The inspiration behind the company comes from
the owner who took inspiration from tequila that was served
with a worm. He also happens to eat insects on a regular basis.
These candies won't harm you and if you can get over the
fact you're crunching on a worm; they aren't in fact as gross tasting
as you might think. But it's up to you whether a scorpion sliding
down your throat grosses you out or not.
Number 6, Jane-Jane Tasty Tuna Tidbits. These brightly colored foiled candies are
quite deceptive and they look like something you
might see in your grandma's candy bowl. But don't let them fool
you. These candies are made from tuna as the main ingredient,
followed by a whack of chemicals and sugar. The taste, we imagine
is like sucking on a dried tuna fish that has been processed
and packaged and sat on the store shelves for an undetermined
amount of time. One Asian food market describes the taste
as natural, healthy and fresh; after boasting a shelf life of
12 months.
Number 5, Bean Boozled Jelly Beans. Jelly Belly has produced a package of jelly
beans so gross and horrid that we actually almost threw up
reading about them. The worst part is, these mixed packs
of jellybeans look so similar in appearance you have no idea
if you are biting into a barf flavoured bean or a peach flavoured
bean. Jelly Belly calls the flavors "weird and wild",
but we prefer disgusting. Flavors include canned dog food, rotten eggs,
stinky socks, booger, moldy cheese, barf, baby wipes, skunk
spray, lawn clippings and toothpaste. Millions of Yucks
and Counting is the motto of this brand and we have to add
one more YUCK from us.
Number 4, Sour Candy Liquid Urine Samples. What we think is the absolute grossest candy
on our list in terms of concept is the sour candy liquid
urine samples. The concept may ring funny for lots of people.
Pee is one of the human bodily functions that people love to
joke about. Common jokes include guys relieving themselves in
a pop container and leaving it so the next guy comes and take
a swig out of it, men spelling their names in the snow and everything
else funny about pee. But is this over the top? Caps complete
with screw on lids and sterile stickers, full with bright yellow
sour liquid. The bright yellow liquid is perhaps the only unrealistic
thing about this candy, as it looks like the patient is
severely dehydrated.
Number 3, Chili Lix Pepper Shaped Lollipops. This is just one of those candy creations
we truly don't understand. Lollipops that are shaped like
jalapenos and chili peppers and actually taste like them. Not
for the faint of heart these suckers are burning hot with a taste
that rings true to its name. Why anyone would want to suck on
a jalapeno pepper sucker for any amount of time is beyond us.
Available in habanera, jalapeno and sugar free chili
flavor, we can only assume people purchase these as a sick Halloween
joke.
Number 2, Mini Blood Bags. They may taste like cherry or strawberry but
that is the only thing this candy has going for it. The mini blood
bags are exactly as they sound, realistic looking blood bags that are
normally reserved for giving people blood. Instead this candy encourages
people to suck the blood right out of these bags. Complete
with a label that includes blood type, donor name and date of expiry.
This is perhaps too real. Fortunately these blood bags are mainly marketed
for the Halloween season but available to purchase year round.
We don't know about you but we would be pretty grossed out to see
a kid walking down the street drinking out of a blood bag in the
middle of the summer.
Number 1, Hose Nose Candy. Hose Nose Candy is two parts. The
first is an awfully ugly nose mask that fits over your own nose. The
second is the slimy candy that runs out of the mask and you catch with
your tongue. Yes this is a replica of a snotty nose and it encourages
you to eat the snot. We aren't sure which is grosser. The fact that
you have to wear the mask or that you actually catch the slimy snot
with your tongue. The slime is green in colour with an apple taste
while the nose mask looks like it is either covered in warts or
pimples. If you don't feel like eating your snot but just wearing
the mask, don't fear there is a bright red cap that traps your snot
inside.