NOW SINCE MOVING TO AMERICA, GUYS, I'VE NTSZED THAT A LOT OF
BIG COMPANIES USE ACRONYMS FOR THEIR NAMES.
LIKE NASA, FOR EXAMPLE, THEIR NAME IS AN ACRONYM FOR NATIONAL
AERONAUTICAL AND SPACE ADMINISTRATION.
BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT ALL COMPANIES NAMES ARE ACTUALLY
ACRONYMS, LIKE IKEA, ACTUALLY STANDS FOR, IMPOSSIBLE AND KIND
OF EVIL TO ASSEMBLE.
YEAH.
BUT IT'S NOT JUST THEM.
CRAIGSLIST.
CRAIGSLIST IS ALSO AN ACRONYM.
AND CRAIGSLIST STANDS FOR COUCHES, RECORD PLAYERS AND
INTERCOURSE GET SOLD FOR LESS.
IT'S SCARY THOUGH.
TRO JANUARY CONDOMS, IS-- TR O.J. ANS STANDS FOR TAKE RUBBERS
OUT, JUST ADMITTEDLY NERVOUS, CAN'T PRAIT NETHER ROD, DAMMITY
OH MAN SORRY.
SORRY.
(APPLAUSE) ABERCROMBIE IS AN ACRONYM, IT
STANDS FOR ALL BROS EVERYWHERE, REEKS OF COLOGNE, RARELY OFFERS
MERCHANDISE IF BODY IS EXTRA LARGE.
SEEMENS, THE ENGINEERING COMPANY, IS ALSO AN ACRONYM.
WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT.
>> YOU KNOW, SIEMENS.
WELL, YOU JUST LAUGHING BECAUSE I SAID THE WORD SIEMENS.
>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> James: WOW.
IT IS AN ACRONYM AND IT STANDS FOR SUCCESSFUL INNOVATORS OF
ENGINEERING MACHINE REE AND ELECTRONICS, NOT SEMEN.
(APPLAUSE) BUT IT'S SHALL, THERE ARE
ACRONYMS, EVERYTHING, EVEN BUGS.
DID YOU KNOW THAT, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BUTTERFLY IS AN
ACRONYM, BUTTERFLY.
IT STANDS FOR BITCH, YOU THINK THAT EVERY ONE REALLY FRIGGIN'
LOVES YOU.
I TELL YOU, WE'RE TAKING DOWN BUGS.
WE'RE TAKING DOWN BUGS.
I'M NOT ALWAYS A NICE GUY, DEAL WITH IT.
FOODS CAN ALSO BE AN ACRONYM, DID YOU KNOW THAT PASTA ACTUALLY
STANDS FOR PERFECTLY ADEQUATE STARCH, TONY'S ADORE IT.
TONY'S ADORE IT.
JAMESES ADORE IT TOO, AM I RIGHT?
THERE WE GO.
GOOD RIM JOB, RIGHT, THANK YOU, GREAT RIM SHOT.
>> JAMES, HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT RIM SHOTS IS ALSO AN ACRONYM?
>> I DID NOT KNOW THAT.
I DID NOT KNOW THAT AT ALL, NO.
>> YEAH, IT STANDS FOR RELYING INSANITY ENTLY ON MY SKILLS
BECAUSE THE HOST CAN'T TELL A JOKE TO SAVE HIS LIFE.
I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN BAIL YOU OUT EVERY TIME YOU
MAKE A HALF ASSED JOKE, GO BACK TO ENGLAND.
>> TOO MUCH?
OH SNAP, TOO MUCH?
>> James: I THINK THAT HAD TOO MANY LETTERS IN IT, SO IT
COULDN'T BE.
THERE IS ONE-- DRUMMER IS ALSO AN ACRONYM.
DID YOU KNOW THAT.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
>> James: I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW.
I WILL SAY IT.
I WILL SAY IT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE DRUMMER IS-- THE ACRONYM IS
DICK, REALLY UNATTRACTIVE MOTHER [BLEEP], DOESN'T MATTER, I'M NOT
GOING TO SAY T I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS.