- I'm like, so much closer
to getting, like hypnotherapy for my pet
than I've ever been before.
- What does she need hypnotherapy for?
- Dealing with me.
- Hey guys, we're here at the dog park.
Because, what's better than a cute guy?
A cute guy with a cute dog.
I'm gonna go hit on,
I mean, sorry.
Talk to, a bunch of dog dads to get the scoop.
Poop scoop, that is.
Kill me!
- Do you cuddle with her?
- Yes.
- Do you kiss her?
- I kiss her a lot.
- Does she kiss you?
- She does.
She's too out and hot right now.
- Hey baby.
- She kisses me on the mouth, yeah.
- [Rose] Do you accept it?
- Oh, absolutely, yeah.
- Marley, do it for camera.
You live in LA now.
Can I hear how you talk to Koda?
- Well that's kind of embarrassing.
- Grr, yeah.
- You can do it, it's cute.
Girls like it.
- Hey, little Boops.
What are you doing?
Give me a kiss.
- I try and talk to her like a normal human being.
Hey cutie, how're you doing?
- Do you think that having a dog will
make you a better father one day,
if that's something you want?
- I could believe that, I could get behind that, yeah.
- Dog feels more like a place holder.
Like a starter kit.
- Having a dog has made me think, yeah.
Like I like being able to take care of someone.
I like being able to do something for her,
to make her happy.
So definitely feeling more confident about
being a dad in the future.
- What I realized as soon as I had a real baby
was that the dog you can fully take a break
and just kind of ignore them for a couple hours.
That is not an option with a human.
- Having a dog makes me wanna have a kid less,
because just all the time I have to invest in him.
To keep him entertained and take care of him.
And this is just a dog, I can't imagine with a kid.
- Does it make you a better person?
- I think it does, I think it makes you more compassionate.
I think it gives you a sense of responsibility in your life.
- Why does it make you more compassionate?
- You know, you can't do what you want to do all day.
You have to care for something else.
- What do you love about having a dog?
- Companionship.
You always have something to come home to, or someone.
- Do you feel like Lulu is your soulmate, your best friend,
or your baby?
- A little bit of all three.
- I do refer to myself as his dad,
so I guess in that way he's like my son,
but then I have a real son,
so that get gets sticky.
I guess he's my soulmate.
- I don't think she's my best friend.
I think she respects me more like a dad.
- Its kind of weird, I think she thinks we're
in a relationship.
- You mean like a romantic one?
- Yeah.
- Have you ever dated somebody who didn't like dogs?
- Yes, and that really did not work out so well.
- Do you recall any girl
ever having a talk with you about it?
- Not a talk but definitely girls who have been like,
you don't have to baby her so much,
she's gonna be fine.
I'm like no she's not gonna be fine,
she needs me.
- What's the most pampering thing you've ever done?
- He drinks bottled water, he's on a raw diet, so.
To me personally giving your dog kibble is like
the equivalent to giving your kid McDonalds all the time.
- Get some fresh meat,
probably cook her up a nice little meal.
Add it with some veggies.
- I'm like so much closer to getting
hypnotherapy for my pet than I've ever been before.
I'm careening very close to the edge of reason.
- What does she need hypnotherapy for?
- Dealing with me.
- She can definitely get up on the couch,
she can get up on the bed.
But I just pick her up and put her out
because I don't like to have her stress about it.
- Every year for her birthday
we go to Sprinkles Cupcakes
and we get her a little Pupcake.
- What is it made out of?
- I've never even tasted it before.
- Its just like blood, fat.
- It's just a cupcake.
- You cut into it and it's just like, bleh!
- Probably a box from Amazon arrives for Koda every day.
- And what do you buy her, what does she like?
- Anything that squeaks and has stuffing
that she can make a big mess and tear apart.
- She gets to eat anything she wants in the house,
pretty much.
- What does she get to eat?
- She gets to eat socks and shoes and microphones.
- If a lot of people are coming over
and Earl's a little hyper we'll give him some CBD
so he can chill out.
- What happens when you have chow-picka-chow-chow
with a human woman?
What happens to Lucy?
Where does she go?
- So she kind of goes down to the edge of the bed.
- No, she stays on the bed?
Why don't you just take her off the bed?
- She comes back.
She's kind of a freak I guess.
- Todd!
- I know.
- At first I felt a little weird about having sex
with Koda in the room.
- Does she watch?
- She doesn't seem to really watch.
She just kind of now lays down.
- [Rose] Do you think she doesn't watch
because it might be boring?
- No I think she thinks it's interesting.
- She's like "Why are they both crying?"
Bye Lulu, you were a total pleasure.
- There we go.
- Oh, good!
Good girl.
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