Hey, guys, I'd like you to meet my sisters.
But we thought you were an only child.
Me too. Guess Mom was holding out on me.
This little sweetie is XJ1.
[crying]
Somebody needs her oil changed.
And here's XJ2.
We have to find a cure for those hiccups.
You might want to make that a priority.
Come here, XJ3, don't be shy.
She's a little clumsy.
There's no excuse for untidiness.
Uh, thanks. XJ4.
Hey, I'm XJ5, nice to meet you.
Ooh, you smell kind of funny.
But then again, all you humans do.
Ah, hey, look, a young munchkin.
You smell a little funny, but I understand
you organic beings enjoy a good joke.
[clearing throat]
Uh, hi. You must be XJ6.
Don't patronize me.
You think XJ9 is cuter than me, don't you?
Don't bother answering. It's written all over your face.
There.
I guess no one's going to introduce me.
I'm worthless.
You're not worthless, XJ7.
Why melted down you'll easily fetch $20
at the recycling plant.
And this is XJ8. She's the closest to me in age,
but she's still my little sister.
It would appear that I am larger than you;
therefore, I am the bigger sister,
and you are the little sister, the puny, scrawny inferior--
Yeah, okay, really she looks up to me.
Actually, since I am taller than you--
Attention picnic-ers, the games are about to begin.
Come on, girls, let's have some fun,
sibling style.
Okay, XJ3, this is a three legged race.
We can win this, but you've got to be quick on your feet.
On your marks, get set, go!
We won! We did it, XJ3. XJ3?
This is gonna be great. You girls ready?
On your marks, get set... go.
You people are filthy. Have some self respect.
Tidy yourself up.
So, you're pretty darn old for a human.
And those nose hairs...
Uh, XJ5, you should leave that man--
Chatterbox, wait your turn. Can't you see I'm having
a conversation with this gentleman?
[groaning]
Great. Now, you've scared him off.
Hey, Pops! Wait up!
So how old are ya in say, uh, dog years?
Hey, XJ7. What's got you down?
Oh, life, the universe, everything.
[music in distance]
What we both need is a good square dance.
Great. A crowd of humans laughing
at my awkward shuffling. That'll cheer me up.
Say, this isn't so bad.
You see? You gotta learn to look on the bright side.
[hiccuping]
[screaming]
So what's the bright side of this?
Well, at least we're still clean.
[belching]
[crying]
What now?
XJ8, what are you doing?
This human was blindfolded
and was using a stick type weapon
to vandalize a colorful paper pig.
It's a game XJ8.
It's a pinata. It's filled with candy
and the kids try to break it open.
Candy? What is this candy which you speak?
Okay, let me show you.
Blindfold you, then we give you a stick.
Now see if you can break the pinata.
[groaning]
What's the matter with you? [groaning]
- What's wrong, sis? - What's wrong?
I thought it would be great to have sisters,
but you guys are terrible.
You're a thug and you're a neat freak.
You're a mope and you're just destructive.
You never shut up and you... forget it. You're on your own.
I'm back to being an only robot.
Jenny, I hate to break this to you,
but brothers and sisters are supposed to embarrass you
and drive you crazy. It's like their job.
See what I mean?
I hear what you're saying but--
Hey, who's that on the dam?
It can't be. It is. Mad Hammer brothers.
I still don't see why
we can't of blow up the oil ring.
Cause everyone's here, spaz.
You're the spaz.
No, you are.
You stinking like a monkey butt.
You stink like an elephant butt.
You stink like a spaz butt.
I hate to butt in,
but I think it's time for this to end.
Not yet, robot girl.
Yeah, spaz.
[laughing]
Oh, no, they're gonna split the dam.
Okay, you two, let's sit down and make nice.
You're too late, spaz bot.
Too late? Oh, no!
Water pressure, too strong.
Can't hold it back alone.
You're not alone! You're sisters are here to help!
XJ1, grease the slice.
[belching]
XJ8, use some muscle.
XJ2, do your stuff.
Tidy up, XJ4.
Okay, XJ3, check for workmanship.