m A C
*Mac's attempt at... honestly what the hell.*
*Mac is being Mac*
This probably doesn't even transfer that well counting the fact that all these lights are on around me. It's like I'm holding up my phone
I'm gonna regret this but what do I ever not regret after filming on this channel right? That's a lie. I don't regret anything
I'm shameless. That's a bad thing
I think I'm a psychopath
I was originally gonna film a video talkin about avocados... but then a friend texted me and was like "Whatever happened to you reacting to scary videos?"
"Did that flop?" And then I was like, "DiD yOu JusT CaLl mE a FlOp?!" But she was like,
"No I didn't call you a flop but if the shoe fits" and I'm like "bitch give me two minutes"
So here we are, doing the thing I was lowkey procrastinating on for a few MONTHS actually because I'm a bitch I'm a big ass bitch
I'm a wimp and a bitch (We know)
I'm a bitchy wimp in the wimpiest
bitchiest way I
Can wimpy a bitch. So a while ago you guys were requesting on Twitter that I should react to scary videos, so I made a tweet
Weeks ago. Have you guys have any scary videos?
That I should watch and you guys sent me videos
Some of them might be scary some of them might be y'all trying to make a joke I see you also STILL going on tour
I feel like I have to mention that I'm going on tour every single video for the next three months
Other people have fools gonna gonna get mad at me. Come see, come love me. I've seen a good time so far
I've enjoyed myself. It's been - y'all been cute. I've met a lot of you guys so far. It's cute now
We're just gonna get straight into this cuz the faster. We do this the faster
I can end this video and go get some Taco Bell. It's 1 p.m. (what a schm00d)
And I haven't eaten anything yet out of fear that I might sh*t my pants if I did cuz of watching scary videos
I don't have bowel problems. Now. I kind of do. There is the tweet as you can see you was tweeted out on
February 1st it is March 12. I've already told you I'm a wimp. I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch
I'm gonna be bitch, and I'm also gay, but that doesn't add on to the wimpiness. That's just me or than anyone out there
That's wondering or looking. I'm single. Just like I said the first thing
I see is someone tweeted me one of my own videos. (rip) Y'all got jokes. Y'all wanna be comedians one day
I know. Seeing the face of a black man on your screen can be very frightening. I've seen the media
I've seen all the news, but I promise you I'm not that scary. I'm quite nice
I'm quite safe like the majority of us. unlike the media tries to portray
24/7 but that's just-I'm just saying stuff- 'Close Before Midnight' it's a short horror film CryptTV yummy
G R e ATTTT
Okay a bitch is already terrified why am I such a wimp- 'Rule 1. Never stay past midnight'. We know this
This is a big role in WeHo you don't want to see a lot of mess don't stay in West Hollywood past midnight
Get very messy thing it turns to its own horror film, okay
Let's be honest rain a lot of pumpkins very Halloween all about that here. Oh wow Logan Paul. This is already terrifying
Well
Didn't know y'all were trying to take my soul away off of this first video. Oh, this is so terrifying. Oh, I'm so scared up back, Logan Paul
I'm actually terrified. It's not just normal, Logan Paul, Logan Paul in a turtle suit. Yeah, I'm happy
I didn't eat food because I literally almost shat my pants right now right close before midnight. Oh wow happening
Why is he freaking out now midnight, Logan Paul getting close on time?
No, lo games gonna get you oh, no. They're coming for you
oH
O OH
O- (Ghost bitch appears and Mac.Exe is corrupted)
(please don't ask what he said I don't even know hunty)
I HEHE WAS LITERALLY CAUGHT OFF GUA-HAHA-HAAAAARD
OMG BITCH U BETTER- Oh my gosh better run. Oh my gosh stop it Logan. Logan run. Logan R U N - run to the L O G A I N
Logain (bitch me too dafuq)
bitch
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
(Casual Mac wheeze)
Is he dead? (I wish) Can he be dead? (THERE IT IS)
IMTAKINTHATBACK
(Mac is done with this bullshit and laughs through the pain cuz life c:)
B I S H
Were we suppose to believe that was him???(Hopefully it is)
Were we suppose to believe that ghouls and goblins completely devoured every piece of him and left his skeleton to hang outside??(Yes)
With his badge on??(The badge says his name duh)
HE WASNT EVEN WEARING A BADGE (Plot twist he was)
HE WAS IN A TURTLE OUTFIT~(Turtles in a half shell, GAY POWER)
What happened to this continuity? (Idk)
What happened where did we go wrong????(Economy)
Sure was a lot of dead people in there, surprise he didn't try to vlog it. (THE TRUTH IS HERE)
And that's gone past the point of savagery at this time
S T E R E O S C O P E
ANOTHER video from CreptTV.
Starts out with some baby music
You already know what the hell happens where there's a horror film with baby music
some freaky ass shit
don't pick up the box girl girl girl. Don't pick up the random box
What girl then you open the random box? Okay? Wait a minute? Wait a minute bitch?
Wait a minute
I can't do this
these are only three minute long videos what I'm so scared. I'm shaking okay. Okay wait, okay?
Bitch it's your baby, bitch
Wait, wait
What was it? I wasn't looking
I can't do this
Oh my god... STOP IT
bitch
*unintelligible*
Throw the whole house away
STOP IT
bitch. BITCH BITCH I DON'T LIKE THIS. STOP IT
*random unintelligble sounds*
Video: "Get away from my son"
Don't you even look at it don't even-don't even!
Where his eyes go what the hell
Let's dissect this real quick
so you're just at home with your baby chilling now having a great time then suddenly a
random box
appears on your front doorstep
It's a kid's toy that you didn't order has no name of where it came from or who gave it to you appears on your doorstep?
You're gonna look through it bitch? I would have thrown that shit straight in the trash, I don't give a shit
baby or not it ain't gonna be the baby's toy- that box appears on my front doorstep that box is gonna be burnt on the front doorstep
I don't play
this one is called drug deals and apparently has David Dobrick
We love the king of logging and drugs in this household now apparently - we don't love drugs. Don't do drugs kids those are bad
Just suck dick. Let's do this bitch - or this bitch can do me (David Dobrick, call me, honestly).
I just think it's a little weird that you buy weed from a guy named Toenail
Why couldn't his name be, like, Greg, or Scott, or 'I won't rob you?'
Okay, so people with weird names apparently rob people
I must be missing my goddamn calling
So why the drug dealer gotta be black was this a choice
We collectively make this decision for this horror film, and he's wearing a shirt with guns on it Wow
I love filmmaking
On today's menu we got some of that tickle butt you like your butt's tickled??(BITCHNO)
What?
Cultivated in the Amazon by a cannibalistic tribe
What happened to them?
They were eaten (wow) alive
Wow
Cool, we'll take it
Oh, they were all eaten alive. We'll take it
Why am I watching people smoke weed
Are my eyes bleeding?
Oh my god
Off of one puff, bitch? What a whip
Would you still love me if I had a dick?
Would you still love me?!
WhAt???
Are they about to eat the pizza man? They're about to eat the pizza man.
They're about to consume the pizza man after smoking that good Kush. Oh my god- told you!
Please don't be mad at me
Mad? This is fucking incredible, let's flip them over and let's eat his ass. Oh my god what?
That wasn't scary it was just weird
Okay, crip TV whatever let's move on let's find something outside of that-outside of that channel something that will make me
scream someone wrote Dan and Phil crafts honestly kings of horror
biggest jump-scare ever
I would rather not, but for this video
Fuck it
I'm scared
Bitch I'm scared
BITCH-BITCH I'M TERRIFIED
Oh my god TURN ON THE LIGHTS
T U RN ON THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD
wHAT IS THIS GAME??
BITCH I'M SCARED
It's a hallway we get it just move, just walk, just STOP
Okay there's a rock wall just turn around just go the other way
(mAC begins to shit himself)
3
2
1
A N D H I S N A M E I S JO HN CENAAAAA (mac dies and so do I)
(Mac.exe has been shook and cannot process what just happened in this fuckery of a video)
(Umm Mac?)
(You good?)
(MAAAAAAAAAAAACYOUOK?)
Y'all fake for that. Y'all really had me sitting here
about to have a goddamn a heart attack for some stupid-ass, John Cena
Wow I'm mad
Let's do two more than call this a video
goth kid getting thrown into a table. What's scary about that?
(OMFG I JUST SHIT MYSELF THAT WAS SOME SPOOKY SHIT)
(We love you Mac)
(mac is disappointed)
Waste of my time WASTE OF MY TIME.
FINALLY we will end this torture realm with some-
NICE Ocean Wave. We probably know where this is gonna go (boo bitch).
WOOOOOOOW so nice so wavy so much water so much liquid. Oh so picturesque. Oh my god
(Devil person begins to sing songs of satan and mac is not impressed)
Y'all DID NOT(Yes we did)
Just do that to me (Well guess what Mac, WE DID)
Y'ALL *clap* SO *clap* FAKE*clap* FOR *clap*THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i said send me some scary videos and y'all send me some troll ass videos. I hate you
Oh you guys, so wow I'm so ready to be scared that was prepared this time
I was ready to do that exorcist face. You know the thing, you know. I have no words. I have absolutely none
I think I'm done
I'm gonna go order some Taco Bell now and cry about my decisions
Go send me on torque comment down below should I do this again with actual scary videos
Instead of where the hell y'all just set me all the story don't trust Twitter. Thanks Mac
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA