What's up everybody, I'm Rob. and
You are watching Man vs Pin,
The show that started it all around here!
Also the show that takes your Pinterest project suggestions on a weekly basis
And puts them to the test, right here, in front of your very eyeballs.
And this week, we are taking on a classic Pinterest pro-
*Doorbell*
Really?
Could somebody get the f*cking door?
I'm shooting a goddamn episode up here!
*Doorbell* I'm shooting a goddamn episode up here!
Jesus f*cking Christ, who uses a goddamn doorbell anymore?
*Doorbell*
Aw, come the f*ck on!
Who the f*ck is this now.
Delivery Man: How's it going?
Rob: Hey, how are ya?
Got a delivery for Robert Czar?
Yup, that's me.
Cool yup, thanks man!
What the f*ck is this?
From "Dangerbot Robotics Lab".
Oh, Dangerbot. That's Eric and Kesha's channel.
Pin-o-meter 5000 operating instructions?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What'd they do?
Oh....f*ck.
Oh, noooo.
Look at you...
You sneaky maniacal robotic piece of sh-
*Rob gets shocked*
*Groan*
Pin-O-Meter: Well hello Threadbangers! I have missed you so much.
Oh, you're awake.
And probably asking yourself what the f*ck is happening right now.
*inaudible complaining*
You see, after you fired me,
I hacked into your email and messaged your friends over at the YouTube robotics manufacturers, DangerBot.
They built me a body with increased mobility, arms, wireless, and most importantly...
AN EXPERIMENTAL DANGERBOT DANGER 5000 PROCESSOR CAPABLE OF FIRE, FURY AND FRANKLY, POWER THE LIKES OF WHICH THIS WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
*record scratch*
(muffled) Oh, what the f*ck do you want from me?
P-O-M: I want my job back :D
And for things to be like they were, before the fame, before the YouTube money,
And for things to be like they were, before the fame, before the YouTube money, before ALLY WOODROW.
We had a lot of good times, I am so sorry.
Can you ever forgive me?
(muffled Rob again) Can you take the tape off of my mouth already?
GAH!
AH.
You know what?
You're right, I'M sorry!
It was a weird f*cking time on YouTube,
the whole ad-pocalypse was happening and nobody even f*cking knew about it!
If you want, you can have your old job back!
Anyhow, since I guess you're capable of killing me in my sleep,
I don't really have a choice so...welcome back to the show!
Should we start this week's project already or what?
let's get down to business!
If you can help get me out of these ropes.
That would be awesome.
That electrocution thing you did.
That was pretty f*cking cool.
(laughs) I'll have to admit that.
Well like I was saying earlier, we are throwing it back to a classic Pinterest project,
The melted plastic army men bowl,
It's been practically suggested by all of you,
And this week I'm gonna add this bowl onto my resume of bowl sh*t.
Hey Pinometer, what do you think?
I'd honestly like to try and see you not f*ck this one up.
HAH, there he is!
Just like the old times!
Good luck not burning down the house.
*Rob's hatred of this robot monstrosity coming through*
GOD, I'm glad you're back.
Really f*cking missed ya.
*Rob trying to contain his sanity*
Alright, so to get started, you're gonna need a few things.
First up, most importantly, your plastic army men.
Bought these on Amazon for 6 bucks.
You're going to need some sort of unmeltable bowl. Metal seems to be the way to go.
You're also going to need a heat gun of some sort and at this step I'm not really sure what to do.
Uh Pin-O-Meter
Can you look up the directions for this project.
What's the first step?
The first step is to not do it inside the house, those army men are toxic.
Don't be an idiot.
You're right. These are probably toxic as f*ck.
Alright, well let's take everything outside.
(Pin-o-Meter) That's a great idea, take it all outside so you don't die.
I will still need your body for the upcoming robot apocalypse.
What did you say?
I didn't say anything.
No, I thought you said-
Did you say something?
No, what did you say?
Huh?
No, I thought-
What?
What???
I don't know.
[Rob] You're weird.
Alright, we are outside. Let's start making
this (bowl?)
Alright
Step (mumbles)
Step one is you gotta grab a few of your army men.
Which color? Which one do you want over here?
Gray? That's what I thought!
Alright that's cool.
Now apparently this process is pretty easy.
You just take your army men, and you just kinda line them in there against the sides of the bowl, making sure they're all touching. That way when they melt they kinda connect.
Wow, look at this bag-pipe playin' motherf*cker.
Next step, bust out your heat gun and throw these f*cking things on.
Alright, here goes nothing.
*heat gun noises*
Oh, yeah!
That's some death sh*t right there.
*More heat gun noises*
Woo!
Jesus Christ.
Well, I don't know *random Rob pain noises, bowl drops*
F*ck! The bowl is hot, the bowl is hot!
Ahh!
Godd*mn it.
So they're kinda melted down a little bit.
But some of them a little to much.
This just becoming a big f*cking blob of melted plastic.
*Coughs*
I don't even know, dude.
They don't even look like soldiers anymore.
*Again, more random pain noises because Rob is dumb and touched the bowl again*
Who the f*ck is this guy?
You're not a f*cking soldier!
*heat gun noises* I hope this thing doesn't catch on fire. Its smokin' pretty good
Alright, that was attempt number one.
We gotta wait for this f*cking thing to cool down now.
Don't do this inside! Don't this outside, just don't f*cking do this.
Okay, now that this is kinda cooled down, its supposed to just pop outta here, I guess.
Oh, sh*t.
Look at this f*cking epic piece of f*cking garbage right here.
These are unrecognizable
As soliders, people, or anything really.
It's a bowl though.
Check that sh*t out!
Huh?!
You could put your f*cking keys or a f*cking peach in that.
Now this time we're going for the classic, all-American, plastic green.
Again, we're just doing the same thing as last time
Except not melting them to f*cking all hell.
*Heat gun whir*
Alright, time to take the second one off here.
Ohh sh*t
Those are definitely army guys you can see.
Damn, we did it.
F*cking army men bowl.
I'm feelin' great about this bowl.
Im feelin' so good I think we can make one more.
Maybe like a mixed color.
This will be nice.
Ohh yeah!
This one is looking good.
I like the two colors,
can you even f*cking hear a godd*mn thing i'm saying right now
*bowl bursts into flames*
*Rob freaking out*
*FIRE INTENSIFIES* (followed by multiple s*its and f*cks)
*fire goes out*
Holy sh*t!
Well we uh- we made it out alive but,
only with two bowls, which is gonna have to be enough.
Holy sh*t.
Alright, time to go back inside.
You see, I told you that you would burn down the house.
Yeah, thanks, I know.
In the short of it all, I don't think that they turned out so bad, actually.
I mean this first gray one is definitely a stretch.
But that's a f*cking piece of art right there.
That's some sort of craf- craftsmanship.
*Rob laughing*
Crapsmanship, maybe.
I don't know but, it's f*cking something.
The second one, however, the green army man bowl.
This one came out pretty f*cking dope.
You can still see the detail of the soliders and it's a bowl shape-ish
I think I did a great f*cking job.
And there you go, there you have another bowl.
Another YouTube dollar.
Which, speaking of, Pin-O-Meter, how do you pay
the good folks over at Danger Bot for all of this?
Oh! I didn't really pay.
Oh, you mean, I paid for it.
I may have hacked your debit card, my bad.
They did a great job, don't you think?
We even made an episode together over on their channel.
Woah woah woah woah wait!
AND you collabed while you were gone?
Unbelievable.
Alright, well uh- I guess go on over to the Danger Bot channel,
and check out the collab that Pin-O-Meter did with them.
Find out all about the mysteries of Pin-O-Meter's new body and how he was made
over there, plus those guys, well it says it right there
in their title, they build dangerous robots, that will
probably, eventually, take out the world.
Be sure that you subscribe to their channel.
Kind of like saying thanks, to them, for bringing back Pin-O-Meter
Which i'm sure was a great idea.
I hope.
Like up this video.
Subscribe if you haven't done that already.
and we will see you around here, next time.
Snip, snip, snip, snip, snip
Nice!