Russell: Talk about a case of road rage.
Russell: Some people are just way too angry to have a driver's licence.
Russell: Take for example this week's prank victim, Mario.
Russell: An extreme hot-head who drives who drives like a maniac -
Russell: - and often gets into official fist fights with other drivers.
Russell: His friend Jose asked me to prank him and teach him a lesson.
Russell: So I'm calling him up as Juan to accuse him of a hit and run.
Russell [speaking as Juan]: Let's do it!
[phone ringing]
Mario: What up?
Juan: Are you the guy with Toyota Camry?
Mario: Who's this?
Juan: Look man, I'm gonna be very straight forward.
Juan: You drive like a crazy person.
Mario: How did you get my number?
Juan: You're the culo who hit my car.
Mario: It's not my fault, I didn't hit nobody.
Juan: Okay, you are stupid my friend if you think it's not your fault.
Juan: You have to driving in your lane and be smart.
Mario: I drive in my lane!
Juan: No, you're driving like you're going down a ski slope my friend, left-right, left-right, S-formation, it's stupid.
Mario: Yeah, whatever.
Juan: Listen, I saw your car in a driveway, I'm gonna come in there and give you a dent like you gave my car, okay?
Please come.
Juan: Okay, North XXX Avenue.
Juan: I'm gonna coming right now and we can talk about it.
Mario: I'm gonna meet you in my driveway, please come.
Mario: Please come.
Marion: I'll see you right there.
Juan: Maybe if I hit your Lexus in your driveway, that will show you what it feels like to have your car hit.
Mario: Do that, and I'm gonna f**k you up! I will f-ing - I will f**k you up!
Juan: Oh really?! How about I come over there and I f**k you car?
Mario: Listen, do what you wanna do.
Juan: Okay, I will do what I wanna do. Okay. [phone call ends]
Russell: So I called up Mario's cellphone number while he was at work.
Russell: With his home phone number showing up on the caller ID.
Russell: So, he thinks Juanito broke into his house, and this get's insane.
Mario: Hello?
Juan: Yeah man, where is everybody?
Juan: [sighs] Look man, you told me to do what I have to do, right?
Mario: What do you want man?
Juan: Okay, so can we talk now?
Mario: What do you want man?!
Juan: I told you! I told you what I want.
Juan: I want you to be an adult and - and deal with the problem.
Mario: What the f**k do you want? Leave me the f**k alone [censored].
Juan: I want the money for my caro.
Mario: F**k you and your money, you're not getting s**t!
Juan: Okay, I will dig around, I will dig around and find something, no problem.
Mario: Come to my house.
Juan: I'm here!
Juan: I'm here, look at the caller ID! I'm here! [phone call ends]
[Russell laughing]
[phone ringing]
Mario: Come to my house.
Juan: I'm by the building before you. I'm right by your house.
Juan: If you wanna come, just at least it's a public place we gonna talk in.
Mario: [censored] Where the f**k you at?!
Juan: When I listen to you talk like this, you sound like a crazy person.
Mario: Do you want your f-ing money or not?
Juan: I want it, but again, like I have to tell -
Mario: Well, come over here!
Juan: Listen my friend, I'm a hand model, tomorrow I have a photo shoot, I don't wanna get a bruising on my finger. [phone call ends]
[Russell laughing]
Russell: So, at this point, Mario continues to lost his mind and driving around his neighbourhood like a crazy person -
Russell: - looking for Juanito, so he can kill him.
Russell: So I got the requester Jose in on a prank to drive him a little bit crazier.
Russell: Because, of course I would do that.
[phone ringing]
Mario: Hello?
Jose: What's good bro? Somebody is calling me too now bro.
Jose: Somebody asking for you.
Jose: Like, bro, handle your s**t bro, like what the f**k are you calling me for?
Mario: Bro, you heard of my s**t?
Jose: Bro, like, talk to this dude bro. I'mma put it through, I'm gonna merge it.
Juan: Please, all I wanting is my money man like -
Juan: - I have to running in circles for this.
Mario: I'm in a house! I'm in a f-ing house! You come outside, you be outside. You come over here I'm gonna knock the f**k out of you, you hear me?
Juan: Hold on like - listen.
Mario: I'm gonna f-ing pay you, I'm gonna give you money!
Juan: Listen, motherf**ker.
Mario: And I'm gonna knock you the f**k out!
Juan: Okay, I'm gonna f-ing shove my fist down your throat, how about this?
Mario: Come! Come! [yelling aggresively] Just come, just come, just come right now.
Juan: Okay, okay, okay, let me -
Mario: Hurry the f**k up! Hurry the f**k up, you pu**y! [phone call ends]
Juan: Hello?
[Russell laughing]
[Jose laughing]
Russell: Dude, he hung up! He hung up, he hung up.
Russell: I was gonna reveal it dude, but it was so good.
Russell: Like, his anger is so f-ing unprecedented that like I wanted to just rub it salt a little bit more on the wound.
[phone ringing]
Mario: I'm over here.
Juan: If I come there, I'm gonna slap you in the face with my taquito, you understand?
Mario: [censored] [contiue to course]
Juan: Don't threaten me again! Do not threaten me again! Mario: [censored] I'll knock you the f**k out, please! Just come over here.
Juan: Yes, the last thing I wanna tell you my friend -
Juan: I'm so sorry, the whole thing actually was just a -
Russell: - a prank set up by Jose.
I didn't actually get into the a car accident because of you. But, Jose did what I set you up for a laborate prank.
Mario: [censored]
[Jose laughing]
Russell: Hey Mario, listen, I know you're probably understandably like what the f**k, and you wanna kill both of us but -
Russell: - I know it's all super super fresh, but -
Mario: I'm good now, I'm good.
Russell: Honestly, how the f**k did you do that bro? You took like ten seconds of silence and somehow internalized it.
Russell: That's amazing!
[relaxing music playing]
Russell: Omm! [sighs] Omm! [sighs]
Russell: Harness your chive! Breathe in with the good, out with the bad.
Russell: Repeat to yourself, I'm enough, I'm here, I have a purpose.
Russell: Open your heart to the universe.
Mario: [breathing heavily]
Russell: Everything is zen. You are in control Omm!
Mario: Just come! Just come! Just come right now! [crushing sound]
Tyrone: You gotta chill out dawg. You are messing with my chakras.