SO ANTHONY SCARAMUCCI LAST NIGHT PUTS OUT A TWEET ABOUT HOW
WRITINGS PRE-BEST IS A LEAKER.
THAT'S WHAT HE INSINUATES AND SAYING THAT HE IS GOING TO
REPORT A FELONY CRIME AGAINST THE FBI.
HE IS THE FBI COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR, WRITES PREVIOUS
PREVIOUS IS IN THE SAME ADMINISTRATION THAT HE
LATER DELETES A TWEET IN A PANIC AND THEN HE SAYS NO, I DIDN'T
MEAN THAT IT WAS HIM AND THEN HE GOES ON TO CNN SAYING THE
FISH ROTS FROM THE HEAD DOWN AND IT'S NOT BE IN THE PRESIDENT.
RYAN LIZZA JUST CAME OUT WITH AN ARTICLE EXPLAINING THAT
SCARAMUCCI DID CALL HIM LAST NIGHT AND CONFIRM THAT HE
WAS TALKING ABOUT REINCE PRIEBUS.
HE SAID IT ON THE RECORD.
OH, KNOW.
IT'S SO GOOD THOUGH.
I'M SO GOOD.
IíM GLAD HE DID IT ON THE RECORD BECAUSE THERE ARE QUOTES
IN THAT PIECE THAT WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
I WANT TO FOCUS ON THE STEVE BANNON PART.
I DON'T KNOW IF HE FORGOT TO SAY DOES OFF THE RECORD OR IF
HE WAS JUST LIKE, HE ONCE FAMOUSLY SAID, I LIKE TO
STAB PEOPLE IN THE FRONT.
WE HAVE SOME FRONT STABBING HERE.
STEVE BANNON IS THE CHIEF ADVISOR TO THE PRESIDENT
WHO JUST HIRED SCARAMUCCI.
HE SAYS, I AM NOT STEVE BANNON.
I AM NOT TRYING TO SUCK MY OWN COCK.
COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR.
THAT'S THE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR FOR THE WHITE HOUSE.
IT IS SO GOOD.
OH MY GOD.
AND THEN HE SAID I AM NOT TRYING TO BUILD MY OWN BRAND OFF
THE STRENGTH OF THE PRESIDENT.
I'M HERE TO SERVE THE COUNTRY.
WOW.
THE WHITE HOUSE IS IN AN OPEN STATE OF WARFARE WITH ITSELF.
EVERYBODY HATES EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
THE MANAGEMENT COMPETENCE HERE IS RECORD-BREAKING.
NOBODY HAS EVER BEEN THIS INCOMPETENT AS A MANAGER AT
LEAST IN THE PUBLIC SPIRIT.
HE IS LIKE OKAY, JOHN SAYS I'M GOING TO HIRE A BUNCH OF
YOU GUYS.
SCARAMUCCI IN A CNN INTERVIEW SAYS ABOUT HIM AND REINCE,
WE'RE LIKE CAIN AND ABEL.
ONE OF THEM KILL THE OTHER.
HE SAID THAT ON TV.
ANYWAY, THE REASON FOR THE BAD BLOOD IN THE BACKGROUND IS
THAT SCARAMUCCI SOLD HIS FINANCIAL COMPANY BECAUSE
HE THOUGHT HE WAS GOING IN THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE AND REINCE
PRIEBUS PREVENTED THAT EARLIER IN THE BEGINNING OF THE
ADMINISTRATION SO THIS IS LIKE SOPRANOS LEVEL STUFF.
IN SCARAMUCCI'S LANGUAGE, HE CAN'T BLOCKED HIM.
SCARAMUCCI IS LIKE I SOLD MY COMPANY AND I'M HERE SO
FINALLY TRUMP GOES I'M GOING TO HIRE SCARAMUCCI TO DO
COMMUNICATIONS AND REINCE PRIEBUS IS LIKE I DONíT LIKE THAT IDEA.
THAT'S THE REASON WHY SEAN SPICER RESIGNED.
HE CAN'T BLOCK HIM, SO SCARAMUCCI COMES IN, SPICER
GOES, THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS SO I AM LEAVING.
SEAN SPICER WAS CONNECTED TO REINCE PRIEBUS AND SCARAMUCCI
COMES OUT AND HE IS JUST LIKE GOT A COUPLE OF SHAPES.
STEVE BANNON, I DON'T SUCK MY OWN COCK LIKE YOU DO.
OR TRY TO.
TRY IS THE IMPORTANT WORD THERE.
THAT WAS GREAT IN THE QUOTES THAT COME FROM THIS PIECE ARE
AMAZING AND YOU SHOULD READ THE ENTIRE PIECE BUT TO ME, THE MOST
INTERESTING COMPONENT WAS THE FACT THAT SCARAMUCCI CALLED RYAN
LIZZA TO UNDERSTAND WHO THE SOURCE WAS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE
WHO LET LOOSE AND KNOW THAT TRUMP HAD A MEETING WITH SEAN
HANNITY AND A BUNCH OF OTHER GOONS, AND SO SCARAMUCCI IS
FREAKING OUT THAT HE IS LIKE WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
I NEED TO KNOW.
I'M GOING TO FIRE EVERYONE IN THE COMMUNICATIONS
DEPARTMENT WHICH YOU TELL ME WHO IT IS AND RYAN IS LIKE I AM
NOT TELLING YOU MY SOURCES.
THAT IS NOT GOING TO STOP ME FROM PROTECTING MY SOURCE.
RIGHT BEFORE HE NOW SENT THE NOW INFAMOUS TWEET,
SCARAMUCCI SAYS LET ME GO THOUGH, BECAUSE I HAVE TO
START TWEETING SOME SHIT TO MAKE THIS GUY CRAZY.
WHAT IS GOING ON?
LET ME SEE.
THEN SCARAMUCCI SAYS, WHAT I WANT TO DO IS I WANT TO
FUCKING KILL ALL THE LEAKERS.
I WANT TO GET THE PRESIDENT'S AGENDA ON TRACK SO WE CAN GET
LUNCH PIECE WE CAN SUCCEED FOR THE PEOPLE.
WOW.
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH HANDS FOR THE FACEPALM YOU HAVE TO DO
FOR THIS INTERVIEW.
WHAT.
BUT THE BANNON LINES I THINK OF THE BEST ONES.
SO THESE ARE THE CLOWNS THAT ARE NOW IN CHARGE OF OUR COUNTRY.
THIS IS ALL FUN AND GAMES BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL JUST HAVING
ONE ANOTHER, BUT THESE GUYS MAKE DECISIONS THAT AFFECT
EVERYBODY'S LIVES, SOMETIMES LIFE-AND-DEATH DECISIONS.
YOU TRUST THEM TO MAKE THE RIGHT DECISIONS?
LOOK AT HOW GROTESQUE LEE AND COMPETENT THEY ARE.
THESE BUFFOONS ARE NOW IN CHARGE OF THE MOST POWERFUL MILITARY IN
THE WORLD AND THE BIGGEST GOVERNMENT AND I FEAR FOR
US ALL.
I FEAR FOR THE PLANET WITH THESE GUYS IN CHARGE.
IT IS ENOUGH TO SCARE A COOTCHIE.