*wapish* Top of the morning to ya, laddies! My name is jacksepticeye, and welcome to a game called Raft.
It's a little Indie game and on the surface it looks a lot like
Stranded Deep and I thought it was a Stranded Deep type of game but
instead of being able to go to islands and be able to get on land
and then build a campfire and all that kind of stuff,
you do it all on a raft.
You start on a raft, and then you have to build the raft
as more stuff floats towards you.
So that's a really neat idea
and you see with Mr. Shark out here
We're not -- we're probably not gonna have something like this. I don't even know why you'd have palm trees.
Unless you're trying to grow coconuts
Or something -- that does not look safe!
Th-- The fucking load bearing
necessity of this is stupid! Ok, create new game... the name of your game
Ooh! Now we can have fun!
WILLLLSSSOONN!
Aww, I can't do that, Ok. I'll just call it Wilson.
*laughs*
This one's gonna be called Wilson after my buddy!
Oh god, am I Roadhog?
What do we do? Oh, jeezus.
Oh! I can throw the hook further!
Oh ok! ok!
I get it. So, can I -- There's Mr. Shark!
Sharky!
How's it going buddy? I need to figure out how to do this
There's stuff all the way over there. Can I hook it?
Wha--!
Nope, not even fucking close. Oh god,
do I really have to wait for that to hook
All the way in?
Hi, how's it going buddy?
You wanna you wanna pet? Pet pet shark?
Nom nom? You fucking cock
You can pick up thatch
Come on! I'm grabbing these things
Yeah! Gimme those fucking boards
I need boards! Yes, good
I need boards so I don't get bored!
Yea! I got whatever this fricking thing is -- is that a newspaper?
Newspaper and thatch! And that just automatically sucks onto you when you do -- scrap.
Imma need to get a bunch of shit -- can I like multihook things?
Wait for that to come past
Yea, that's how we do.
That's how we do -- pick up the plank.
Dude this is awesome! This is just like a fishing game but for Garbage!
I'm keeping the oceans clean!
Ok, I don't know how to actually make stuff and I have water meters and everything aswell
So I need to be careful
NICE!
Sharky are you seeing this?
I know you wanna gobble gobble nom nom from me. But it's not gonna happen bro,
I'm doing my own thing.
Oh there's a barrel coming
Do you think he's a barrel of laughs?
I hope so, we could all do with a barrel of laughs right about now
We're all stuck on this fucking boat together.
Oh yeah! Don't think you got away
You're out there thinking, "I'm glad I'm not stuck on this raft with Jack."
Oh! But you're whatching this video!
Which means that you're stuck here, rrright along side me.
As with any video I do, it's not just me playing this game. We're all here together doing the same thing.
Oooh! The barrels are full of stuff!
*low voice* Roadhog rides again...
There we go. If you don't play Overwatch then, a lot of my references are going to be lost on ya.
And I don't know what the fuck to do about cha.
Right! How do I make things?
Ok, I can make a axe.
I can make a fishing rod.
I can build a hammer!
I can build a hook, spear...
Cooking station, water purifier, crop lot.
How do I just build more of my raft?
How do I craft more raft?
Can I can i not just put pieces of you down?
I don't -- I don't know what to--
I'm just a - I'm just a pair of hands!
Floating here, in the ocean
All alone!
Build a hammer, let's build a hammer.
*sings* Do you wanna build a hammer?
Ahh, there we go, now I can build more foundation.
Ok so I need more of this shit.
YAA!
Wait for it! Wait for it!
OH hook glide and sinker!
Nice!
I only got two...
Two is all ya need though
Aah...
WHABOOSH!
Oh barrel, oh barrel yes! Oh Barrel yes!
You know I really lucked out.
with having this hook with me.
i could have been screwed.
if i didn't have this hook how the hell
was i ever going to get anything i mean i'd get
tiny pieces here and there that would float towards me
but without the hook I'd miss so much
i don't want to go into the ocean it scares me
the ocean is terrifying how do i build more
god what the fuck get out of here
stop it!
get out of here ya fucking shark how do I-hook that bitch
go away! He's eating my raft okay maybe i have to build an axe.
relax I can't craft an axe. What do I need? Rope! how do I make rope?
Motherfuck- Don't you hate when you're trapped out in the ocean and motherfuckin shark comes up and bites a chunk of your ass off!
*gasps* there will be fuckin retribution for this.
No I don't want to build a wall. how do-
OOOOH MAMA!
I don't know how I build that fuckin rope stuff that you want me to build so badly
how do i do that??
is it in here?
can I craft more?
It is in here.. It's fuckin rope baby
I'mma make, so much rope.
Four rope. There we go I got it. Solid!
Solid! As a.. builder's Arse!
Ahh let's build a little foundation
It's fuckin nice!
BAH!
Make me- Let me build your houses!
I'd build a sick house! Look at this-
Are you coughing?
Ah you're low on water
Ahhhm..
I need a water purifier. Let's craft that.
Yes! ...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN!
Ok! Put the water purifier instead of what?
Instead of what? I don't know!
Ok, let's build more rope.
Water purifier there-you gotta point to it!
I want it there! Right there!
Boom!
*chuckles*
Nice! We built it..
Now what do I do?
D-Do I need to build an empty tin can?
Let's try that. Craft Fuc- I need, ahh I need scrap.
Fill with water. Cook.
Ohh!
I'm cooking water!
Don't you hate it when your water's uncooked!
[mocking voice] Um! Excuse me waiter. No, no raw water for me. Give me cooked water.
Dammit!!
I need it. It's for my bones!
Drink water. Drink a cup of water.
Yes, oh thank God!
That didn't go up a whole fuckin lot did it?
Ok give me this thatch. I need this thatch
Heugh!
C'mon, c'mon c'm- AHH! AHHH C'MOOON!
Ohh! Thatch more like--
Sss--
Snatch!
This. Gimmie this! Gimmie this..
I mean it's nice when everything just floats to me.
I don't have to fucking bother wasting my time with anything.
OHHH! Get that barrel!
Get the barrel! Get the barrel!
YEHESSS!! The barrel is full of goodness!
Yes it is.
Yes it is. Are you fuckin finished with that water yet?
There we go, Fill. Cook.
*Sighs* Nice!
We're doing good! We're doing fine!
I-I'm fine! Everybody's fine.
Are you fin- Are you good?
A-Are you fine? I hope so
*Heuh* ...Uh oh.
..Uh oh. Uh oh.
I need more, I need more thatch.
What did I need thatch for?
I needed the thatch for the rope.
Ha!
Fuck.
I could get out and go get it in the water.
But the fuckin hmmn-the crocodile out there'll catch me.
HEUGH!!
I KNOW HE'S A SHARK!! SHUT UP!!
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap. Before it goes.
Before it goes. before it disappears
HAH!
NOOOOOO!!
NO! NO! NO!
Before it- Before it disappears
GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
YESSSS!
We snatched it up good and nice!
Need a cooking station as well.
Drinkable water? Yes! Drink that shit
Can you stop coughing to death?
AH! Motherfucker! Get off my land!
God! Dumb-That stupid son of a bitch
I need more scrap, and I need more-
No! Not wood!
I need more scrap and I need more rope
Let's build all the rope I can
Can I build an axe?
No. I need more scrap..
Can I build a cooking station?
No! Because I need more scrap!
WHAT DO I NEED?!
SCRAP!
Yes planks, planks are great
Planks are nice
Planks are goodness
Where the fuck is all this stuff going though?
I'm doing it. I'm doing it
I'm going in! I'm going in!
I'm going in. Give me the scrap
GIMMIE THE SCRAP!
GIMMIE THE SCRAP!!
No! No! NO!
Mr. Shark! No!
I know you think.. that you have me down
I know you think that I'm just a person-
That you can- Fuckin snatch outta the water-
But, No!
I have my own feelings!
Craft a cooking station.
Nice!
Nice dudes! Nice!
I'm point- point and put it down
I wanna put it..
Well I can fucking grab everything from here
If I put down walls, can he not grab those?
If I put down a wall. Would I be good?
No, not a foundation. Where's the wall?
There we go. Wall!
Can I put down more?
Yeah.. I put down the wall. Is that it?
Am I good now?
I don't know what's happening.
This is the dirtiest ocean ever!
I should be getting paid extra to clean this shit up!
Also I don't understand the benefits of walls
Because all it's doing...
Is... cordoning off my area
It's like if I build walls then like..
I can't throw my hook out there
Did you ever think about that!?
*Sings* Now you know how I feel
Say you can handle my love.. hah are you for fucking real?
I need to build me. A motherfuckin fishin rod yo.
I need two rope.
Can I make rope?
Can I make one rope?
Thatch! That-OH! Here comes the barrels
*Sings* Here comes the BARRELS!
Grab it, grab the barrel. Grab the- YESS!
Look at that hook!
The magnetic hook of Jacky
Give me two thatch.
Two that- Oh..
You're a great boy. You're a lovely fella
Gonna craft a fishin rod-I did
I'm getting hungry, Shit!
I need to cast that line bro!
ANWAAAH!
That barely even went pissin distance!
IMMA DIE OUT HERE!!
I GOT A FUCKIN RAW MACKEREL BABY!
Dude fishin is fuckin easy!
Why is everybody always complaining about this all the time?
I need you instead of you for a second
Oh yes. Oh yes Oh..
SURVIVING!
Is easy..
When you're with Jack
Dude! What did I get!
You fucking nuts bro?
I might make two cooking stations
Can I make a second cooking station?
No, I need more rope!
Rope?
Ah-Fuck! Thatch!
STAHP IT! YA BITCH!
I need thatch to start makin my fuckin axes and everything-
I need to start beatin the shit outta you-
Are you just gonna destroy my wall and m-
SON OF A DICK FART!
Eat my tasty mackerel. Eat my- Where's my tasty mackerel go?
Not fuckin uncooked mackerel right now.
Oh yeah.
Ohh that's the shit right there.
Ohh soo fuckin good.
More thatch. More thatch please!
Rope,
Axe
What's happening!?
What is this here?
Is this like a backpack or something?
Oh! I need more freakin scrap!
Dammit!!
Here we go.
Fucking axe baby.
Aw yeah! Come at me again!
Swing at me! I'll fuckin swing back!
Ain't afraid of nothing this time!
Ok! that's going up. Cook mackerel
[whispers] There we go
No! Not that!
What are these?
Ooh ooh! Scrap! Oh scrap!
Scrap I need you!
I need you. Don't go away! Go awa-
Yeah!! Yeah another scrap!
FUCK!
It's gone. It's gone forever, no use crying about it now.
It's gone
Put away those fucking tears
I have enough salty water in the ocean already..
I don't need your salty tears messin up my playthrough..
Ok? We're just gonna have to fucking deal with it!
That's the way it is.
Ain't nothin we can do about it.
FWWWAHHHH!
C'mon.
C'mon barrel.
THAT A BOY!
I got a potato!
Ohhh sweet tubers!
Oh! I'm gonna be fucking full of spuds in a minute
Niiiiice!
Get the barrel. Get the barrel!
Even though it's gonna come past me anyway
But I like to- I like to hook them in.
Makes me feel like I'm being productive
It makes me feel like I'm freaking Spider-Man
Hookin shit outta the ocean
What would Spider-Man be doin out in the ocean
Oh?!
Being useless! That's what!
Is anything done?
No nothing's done
As long as I can keep stuff up.
It'd be great..
I know like an erection!
Survival is like an erection.
Just keep stuff up and you'll be fine!
You'll get the job done in the end.
Ah, let's taste this spud
Aw yeaah
That's the shit!
That's the good shit right there
Now we're going fishing again.
Oh. You think I could fucking fish that shark outta the water?
In fac- I'd be eatin for days then.
Don't worry. He'll come back!
He'll come back-and then I'll-stab him in his stupid shark face!
Ohh is he gonna do it? Is he gonna do it?
Is he comin back? Is he gonna try and bite a piece?
Ohh of course he is!
C'mere ya fuck!
C'mere stab the shit outta yo- YEAH!
YEAAH!!
Ya come around my fuckin neck o' the woods anymore will ya?
No ya won't!
I'll stab you again! I'll stab you twice as hard next ti-
Where'd he go?
Is he gone away for a while?
Wha- What if he's dead?!
I don't normally wish the thing to die but-
When it comes to this motherfucker
-I just ate the potato the way it was!
Ahh there he is.
Back at it again.
The secret to fishing
Is putting Big Macs on the end.
Put a Big Mac on your burger- or you put a Big Mac burger on your thing
And you throw it out.
And the fish just lap it up.
Watch!
*finger snap*
Like that! No problem!
I know what you're thinking as well..
Wouldn't it be better, to just put the Big Mac in your mouth?
Instead of fishing?
It's all about the experience.
It's all about the love of fishing.
Okay?
Big mac? I'll put something in your mouth.
...A fist
Well I'm gonna leave this episode of Castaway here!
It's actually a pretty descent game!
I can't wait to see what happens when I make a bigger raft and bigger walls-
...And I- I don't see the point in walls?
At all anymore..
Since it doesn't fucking change a whole lot.
Ah- I thought the walls would stop, this asshole coming in and biting shit off!
But-
I-I'll try and come back and build up a bigger raft.
I guess..?
I wouldn't even need to go home after this, I'll be stranded in the ocean.
But I'll have a fucking mansion, heha!
Anyway! Thank you guys, so much for watching this episode,
if you liked it
punch that like button, in the face,
LIKE A BOSS!
And,
high-fives all-round.
*wapish*
But thank you guys, and I will see all your dudes,
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
[outro music plays]
Fucking outro almost miss- me--Make me miss a barrel.
How dare you.