Ay what’s good guys, it’s me Motoki, how’s it going?
I asked you guys on Twitter to send in your questions and dares so that’s what’s going down today.
A lot of these dares I’ll probably regret doing but anything for the views you know what I mean.
Like I said, I’ll be answering your questions, we can get to know each other, just become
a good old family.
Also, you guys tweeted me some fucked up shit, but I said I’d do it so it’s happening.
Can you put both of your legs over your head?
I’ve never tried.
Alright, here we go.
*sexual grunts*
Ah, that was hard.
Can you wiggle your ears without touching them?
You know, I would if I could but I don’t think I can.
What do you do in your free time?
Honestly I just do a lot of masturba-
Hey Motoki, talk about your crush.
Okay, I’ll share with you guys a little secret.
So, she’s really sweet, I like her a lot..
and she’s orange.
*I don’t even know*
Hey Motoki, lip sync while taking a shower.
Psh, easy, I do this sh*t everyday.
What’s your best memory in high school.
Uh, I don’t have any because I f*cking hated high school.
I dare you to make out with a life size cutout of Trump.
Wow, okay that was really specific, but I don’t have a lifesiz- *bell*
who could that be?
“Let’s make america gr-“.
If you weren’t a YouTuber where would you be?
Probably dancing on a pole.
Hey Motoki, dicks out or no?
F*ck yeah dicks out, let’s go right now, yeah let’s go.
I’m pregnant and you’re the father.
Oh would you look at the time.
Hey Motoki become a girl.
Okay that’s not how it works, you can’t just suddenly-
Aw what the fuck?
Hey Motoki, what’s your favorite joke?
My life.
I dare you to show us a really embarrassing photo of you.
Oh I have a lot.
Ohh yeah here’s a good one. Yeah uh huh.
You know, times have changed.
Favorite cocktail?
Ah guys I can’t drink I’m not 21 so silly question I ca-
Mojitos.
Roast yourself.
Well, here goes nothing.
Alright guys I’ll see you later.
Hey Motoki, how you doin?
Oh, I’m doing great you know, thanks for asking.
Can you f*ck me in the butthole?
Ah okay.
Inappropriate guys, come on, there’s a line and you crossed it.
Hit me up in the DMs though.
Hey Motoki, snort cocaine.
Oh okay, yeah like I have cocaine come on guys.
What college major are you taking?
I’m studying film and TV production.
I dare you to eat a banana while keeping eye contact.
You guys better not f*cking screenshot this sh*t.
Bon appetite.
Hey Motoki will you cover your chin with Nutella.
What the f*ck?
Mmm just gotta exfoliate that skin guys,
mm gotta love that booty you know what I’m saying?
Can you try to speak French?
Actually, a lot of people asked me to try to speak French and phrases and stuff like
that so, let’s see how stupid I can look.
*insert really hard tongue twister*
If you can’t you’re a pussy.
Fuck I’m a pussy..
*why did they give me tongue twisters wtf*
..Yeah..
I have no idea what I’m saying.
I know what penis is okay you can’t get me there.
Something about comprehending a phrase?
..Let me just Google translate this real quick.
Your french is improving?
Ah, no clearly not.
I dare you to say I love you in french.
This one is easy, it’s like Je, J'aime? Je t'aime! Je t'aime!
Ay let’s gooo.
And I think that’s it for the French ones, let’s just say I tried.
Hey Motoki sing with helium.
I’m excited for this one..
Yo what’s f*cking good guys?
Hey Motoki, mouthful of mayo.
Man, fuck you guys.
Do it for the views Motoki.
Are you happy now?
Do a Q&A they said, it’ll be fun they said.
What’s your ideal girlfriend like?
You know, I’m all about girls with mouths, and eyes, and noses, and ears, *more sexual noises*
Hey Motoki I dare you to make a parody of PPAP.
Lip synching to pen pineapple apple pen?
Try to dance to PPAP.
Do the PPAP.
Do pen pineapple apple pen, okay guys, f*ck, I’ll f*cking do it.
PPAP
NO!
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