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[clink]
[distant violin music]
[sigh]
[music continues]
Susan?
Yeah, Mo?
Yeah.
Sorry I'm late.
Oh, no.
It's- I was early.
It's not that- um, big of a deal.
Oh.
Sorry.
I'm really nervous.
I don't usually do the whole dating website thing.
Neither do I.
Looks like we're each other's first kills.
[spits]
I am so sorry.
I meant for online dating,
because we haven't done this before.
Yeah.
Just to be clear, I'm not going to kill you.
I mean, you could die, right?
A light could fall and kill you?
So many things. I mean, it's a jungle out there.
You know, I've never been to this place before.
I wonder what is good.
Here.
Are we ready to order?
Can I have the Chicken Madeira,
and what are your vegetables in season right now?
We have garlic red potatoes, asparagus,
and sun-dried tomatoes.
I'll take asparagus.
Okay.
And for you?
What is this HAAAM-BUUUR-GERRR?
You mean "hamburger"?
Oh, is that how you say it?
Um, it's just a standard hamburger.
And that is?
Meat, cheese, lettuce, onion, bun.
That sounds good.
I'll have that.
Okay, great.
I will put those orders in, and they'll be right out.
Thank you.
So, Mo, where are you from?
Oh, I grew up in the deep jungles of Madhya Pradesh, India
until my father was killed by a tiger.
That's insane.
It happens more than you think.
I mean, tigers and wolves don't get along very well,
but anyway, the tiger was actually trying to kill me.
I'm sorry, did you say "wolves"?
Yeah, I was raised by wolves.
And they named you Mo?
Oh, it's short for Mowgli.
[fly buzzing]
Mm.
It's good.
Bon appétit.
Hamburger!
[snarling]
[growling]
Aren't you hungry?
Uh, you know, actually, I forgot I, uh,
have to go home.
I have an early day tomorrow.
Oh, well, let me walk you home!
Excuse me!
Uh, waiter!
Uh, waiter?
[howling]
No, no, no.
Please.
You don't have to-
[howling continues]
Is there a problem?
Uh, no.
Thanks.
All right.
There you go.
No.
We don't accept-
It's fine.
I picked them fresh this morning myself, okay?
They're good.
[door opens]
Susan, I had a really good time tonight.
It's so nice to finally meet someone I can be myself around.
Man: Uber for Susan?
Okay, yes!
Would you like to
meet my family?
It'll be fun.
[snap]
[howling]
Hey, word of advice: just swipe left on everyone
because you never know if you're going to end up
on a date with a Disney...
Prince?
Was he a prince?
A jungle, uh, a jungle...
Louie was king of the jungle.
Son.
Jungle's son.
Just, uh, like and subscribe and comment about princes
and the jungle.