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You know what it is.
We like to show people we're from BX, the greatest borough
ever. - Even white people.
That's right.
So we took a Pitch Perfect star
Anna Kendrick to the Bronx.
- Take a look. - You know what I'm saying?
She didn't die.
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I'm excited for hanging out today.
Oh yeah.
We got a full day.
We have so many educational locations we're taking you to.
Really?
We're going to take you to the Washington Public Library.
They have of the first lithographs
ever found in the Bronx.
Edgar Allen Poe's house on Sedgwick.
Is that what you guys normally do?
Like every day?
I just want to like, hang out with you guys.
Like, what would you guys normally do?
Oh, you're trying to hang hang?
Yeah, I'm trying to hang hang.
I would say it twice like that.
Yeah, all right, so look.
Just go in the store right there, get two more of these.
A dutch. - What is that?
- A dutch. - What is it?
Don't worry about what it is.
Just tell papi.
Papi, papi, not so rough.
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey.
Slow down.
Anna, how you doing with those scratch offs?
Oh, should I just go in.
Just the whole thing, there's not like a strategy to it?
What are we going to do today? What's on the agenda?
Well, first things first, we gotta get you fly,
get you fresh. Get you some gear.
Obviously.
It's almost spring so you got to get
yourself a fresh pair of Timbs.
This is the-- is this red or burgundy?
- Oxblood. - Oxblood.
Ooh.
This is considered going out.
This is a formal Timb.
Let's say if I was taking on a date,
or we were going to a wedding, or perhaps
a birthday party for a child, these would be acceptable.
I can't tell if this is like, a prank on me,
or a prank on white people or whatever.
No, we're I trying to get you, as the kids say, drippin.
How do we feel?
Understated, I like it.
It's subtle.
How you feel?
Um, you know, these are untied, which feels unusual.
That lets people know you're not running from anything.
You know, I'm not running from shit.
OK, I'm relaxed.
Not relaxed.
Aggressive, more of a threat.
Like, yo, I dare you.
ANNA: Oh.
What are you working on?
What projects you got coming out?
Is this is your first time in the Bronx?
I'm-- it might be.
Actually, this is so lame.
I was thinking on the way here, I was like,
wait, where's-- from my hotel--
I was like, where's the Bronx from here?
And then I was like, oh, the Bronx is up,
and the Battery's down.
Which is from a Broadway musical,
because I'm that bitch.
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New York, New York.
It's a hell of a town.
This is the Big Pun Memorial Bridge.
The infamous 1-877 Kars for Kids.
Oh yeah.
No, now it's in my head, immediately.
Yes.
I just see it.
1-877 Kars for Kids.
If you want to take a Brugal break, I mean,
we could do that. - What is that?
I don't know what that is.
Oh, it's just like a rum.
Is it like a special kind of rum?
- It's Dominican rum. - Yeah, let's get some rum.
Actually, you know what?
I know a perfect to take a Brugal break.
OK, great.
Know what I'm saying?
I assume this is associated with the W Hotel.
Ah, so you never been to a strip club
at 3:30 on a Wednesday?
No?
No, this is new.
- To the Bronx. - Cheers.
Salut.
This is like a normal afternoon for you guys?
Pretty much, yeah.
But you thought here would be the place to bring me?
Yeah.
It's warm.
I mean, what do you usually do on your days off?
I made my marzipan like a week ago.
I made a quiche the other and I fucked it up.
I was mad sad.
Yeah.
Are you not chilling the booty shake club?
No, I mean, I guess it's just kind of like, I'm at home,
Netflix.
I'm usually like, organizing something.
You know, go to The Container Store.
Yeah.
Woo.
You a pop star?
Pop star?
That's what they call their frequent customers.
- What? - Yes.
Are you not getting 20% off every month?
No, I never signed up for the membership thing.
Should I be--
That's where you fucked up.
Oh.
That's where you fucked up, Anna?
Do you know how many drop front shoe boxes I buy a month?
Come on, Anna.
Oh God, this is why I'm hanging out with you.
Hi.
Hey, Sapphire in the house.
She got the bag on deck.
Let me get some Henny.
Mami chula.
To Sapphire.
We'll all we go outside, play this hot hand of cee-lo.
You're going to be good luck charm.
We're gonna win some money. - I heard you.
What is this game? What are we doing?
Cee-lo.
What is cee-lo?
If you roll a four, five, six, you win automatically.
Yo ma, you're killing the vibe right here.
Your vibe's already killed.
You ain't got no vibe.
Come on, shorty, you got this.
OK, OK.
Yo!
Hey.
Oh shit!
That's good, because I really didn't want to buy this.
Y'all lost.
I'm a expert at this shit.
I do this shit every day.
Let's go.
Bitches wanna to be stepping on my money.
They want to take that dollar.
What the--
Anna, you are in for a treat today.
Since you're hanging with the homies,
we're gonna take you to the creme de la creme,
the french Riviera of the Bronx, City Island.
It is--
It's not an island.
It actually is.
It's like an inlet.
It's actually an island off the co-- off the Bronx.
Off the coast of the Bronx.
ANNA: This restaurant is basically my whole hometown.
Lobster, seafood, like, the stained glass windows,
the Tiffany--
the fake Tiffany lamps.
That's my hometown.
Pass me a lobster.
- Oh yeah. - Oh, this is--
Oh that's, OK.
Good luck to you.
So how often do you come here?
Any time the temperatures is above 75 in the Bronx,
you gotta go to City Island.
I'm going to get my new clothes
all covered in lobster butter.
Greasy?
Oh, Yankee gear is not official until you
get the wild stain on it.
Oh yeah, you have to.
Shout out to on '09 A-Rod jersey
that has mustard on the collar. - That's right.
What is the most reckless behavior
you used to do that you no longer do.
For like, a prank, me and my friend
threw condoms that were filled with cottage cheese
into the backs of cars in Maine.
Will you take my kids to do that?
Like, as a rite of passage?
Yeah, sure.
I mean, I'm assuming people lock their cars here,
so we'd have to go to Maine.
Yeah. That'd be fine.
You just want me to take your kids to Maine.
Yeah, that's fine.
No, he just wants you to take his kids.
This is good.
This is the best meal I've ever had.
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That was a fun day.
It's a good day, right?
It was a great day.
Gotta end it off right.
Nice.
Yeah.
All right.
Get litty.
Wow.
We definitely gonna get arrested.
But we were with her, so we good.
Yeah.
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