FOLKS, THIS SUNDAY IS FATHER'S DAY.
IT'S JUST LIKE MOTHER'S DAY, ONLY MORE DISTANT.
AND EVERY DAD LOVES TO GET A FATHER'S DAY CARD.
THEY'RE GREAT.
BUT ALL GREETING CARDS HAD TO START SOMEWHERE.
AND THE PEOPLE WHO WRITE GREETING CARDS DON'T ALWAYS NAIL
IT ON THE FIRST TRY.
THAT'S WHY TONIGHT WE'RE TAKING A LOOK AT EARLY EFFORTS IN OUR
SEGMENT "FIRST GRAPHS."
>> NO, NO, STUPID!
ALL RIGHT, I NEED SOME HELP HERE.
WHO WANTS TO HELP OUT WITH "FIRST DRAFTS."
IS THERE A FATHER IN THE HOUSE?
DO WE HAVE A FATHER-- YOU, SIR, RIGHT THERE.
I SAW YOU FIRST.
COME WITH ME, SIR.
GIVE IT UP FOR THE MAN RIGHT HERE.
TAKE A SEAT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING UP WITH ME.
SIR, MOOSE YOUR NAME.
>> MENECHE.
>> Stephen: NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'M STEPHEN.
ARE YOU A DAD?
>> I'M A DAD.
TWO BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS RIGHT THERE AND MY WIFE.
>> Stephen: I'M A DAD, TOO.
ONE DAUGHTER, TWO BOYS, ONE DAUGHTER, TWO BOYS.
YEAH, IT'S CHALLENGING.
DO YOU THINK DADS GET APPRECIATED ENOUGH?
>> I DON'T THINK SO?
>> I DON'T THINK SO, EITHER.
WE'RE GOING TO CHANGE THAT RIGHT NOW.
WE HAVE A COUPLE OF FATHER'S DAY PRESENTS FOR YOU TONIGHT, DAD.
WE IS A TIE THAT WILL MATCH NOTHING YOU OWN.
>> THANK YOU.
DON'T GET THIS ONE.
>> Stephen: AND WE'VE GOT-- WE'VE GOT A CINNAMON ROLL BAKED
BY A SIX-YEAR-OLD.
THERE YOU GO.
>> I HAD THOSE.
>> Stephen: YOU HAD THOSE, YEAH?
I'M GOING TO LEAVE IT HERE.
WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO-- HAVE YOU SEEN "FIRST DRAFTS" BEFORE?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO IS WE HAVE A BUNCH OF
FATHER'S DAY CARDS HERE, AND THE FIRST CARD I'M GOING TO SHOW IS
GOING TO BE THE CARD THAT WAS ACTUALLY SOLD, THE FINAL DRAFT.
>> OKAY.
>> Stephen: THEN I'M GOING TO SHOW THE FIRST DRAFT THAT WAS
NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO SELL THAT THEY HAD TO REWRITE.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE PREMISE?
>> IT WASN'T GOOD THE FIRST TIME.
>> Stephen: RIGHT, EXACTLY.
THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
THAT'S IT.
COME ON!
WE'RE DAD-- WE'RE DAD BONDING RIGHT HERE.
YOU HOLD THESE.
AND I WANT YOU TO HARD THESE TO ME, ONE CARD AT A TIME.
MAY I HAVE THE FIRST CARD, PLEASE?
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
YOU'RE A NATURAL.
THIS CARD SAYS IT ALL.
IT SAYS HAPPY FATHER'S DAY.
DAD YOU TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW.
THAT'S REALLY SWEET.
AND THE FIRST DRAFT SAID, "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, WHICH IS WHY I
JUST TRIED TO CHANGE A TIRE WITH A HAMMER."
ARE YOU HANDY?
>> A LITTLE BIT.
>> Stephen: CAN YOU-- HAVE YOU-- HAVE YOU TAUGHT YOUR
DAUGHTERS HOW TO CHANGE A TIRE?
>> YEAH.
THE YOUNGER ONE DOESN'T KNOW HOW THE TIRES WORK.
THE OLDER ONE DOES A LITTLE BIT.
>> Stephen: WAIT A SECOND.
WAIT A SECOND.
SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TIRES WORK?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: SHE UNDERSTANDS THE CONCEPT OF ROLLING, DOESN'T
SHE?
COULD I HAVE THE NEXT CARD.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH?
HERE'S A NICE PUN.
"HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!
YOU'RE ONE NAY MELON."
THAT'S KIND OF CUTE.
I'D LOVE TO BUT THAT ONE RIGHT THERE.
BUT THE FIRST DRAFT SAID: "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY.
I WOULDN'T BE HERE IF YOU AND MOM DIDN'T HONEYDEW IT!"
THAT'S TRUE, THAT'S TRUE.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> Stephen: THIS IS-- THIS IS-- THIS IS MY FAVORITE.
DO YOU-- DO YOU-- DO YOU GET GOOD PRESENTS?
>> OH, YEAH.
>> Stephen: DO YOU GET GOOD PRESENTS?
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR FATHER'S DAY IN CASE THEY
HAVEN'T BOUGHT YOU ANYTHING YET?
DO YOU HAVE A HINT?
>> NOT THE SAME COLOR SHIRT.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU GOTTEN THE SAME COLOR SHIRT MORE THAN
ONE YEAR IN A ROW?
>> PROBABLY.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: WHO GAVE YOU THIS?
WHO GAVE YOU THAT?
>> I THINK I BOUGHT THIS MYSELF.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
NOT THAT COLOR.
OKAY.
HERE'S A FUN ONE.
IT'S DARTH VADER AND IT SAYS, "DAD, YOU ARE MY FATHER."
THAT'S FUN.
BUT THE FIRST DRAFT SAID, "DAD, THIS... DOESN'T END WELL FOR
YOU."
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
IT DOESN'T.
THIS IS A GOOD ONE RIGHT HERE.
IT SAYS-- "TO MY FATHER-IN-LAW.
YOU'RE JUST LIKE A DAD TO ME."
THAT'S SWEET.
BUT THE FIRST DRAFT SAID, "TO MY FATHER-IN-LAW.
YOU'RE JUST LIKE A DAD TO ME, WHICH WOULD MAKE MY WIFE MY
SISTER, WHICH IS WEIRD.
I TAKE IT BACK."
THAT'S TRUE, THAT'S TRUE.
THANK YOU.
YOU HAVE ENJOYED THIS?
>> I VERY MUCH SO.
>> Stephen: THIS IS NIGH FATHER'S DAY PRESENT TO YOU.
>> THANK YOU, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU.
DID YOU GET ME ANYTHING?
>> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
( APPLAUSE )
DAY CARD.
HERE'S A FUN ONE.
IT SAYS: HAPPY FATHER'S DAY.
THIS IS NOT YOUR AVERAGE FATHER'S DAY CARD.
THAT'S NICE.
BUT THE FIRST DRAFT SAID, "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY.
I HOPE THIS HELPS CURE YOUR QESO CLINICAL DEPRESSION."
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> THANK YOU, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: GIVE IT UP FOR MENECHE, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH AUBREY PLAZA.