RESEARCHERS FROM THE COLLEGE OF WOOSTER, OHIO LOOKED
AT STIMULI THAT MEN UTILIZE IN ORDER TO MASTURBATE, AND HOW
THAT STIMULI PLAYS A ROLE IN THE QUALITY OF SPERM THEY PRODUCE
WHEN THEY EJACULATE.
THIS IS OBVIOUSLY KIND OF AN
UNCOMFORTABLE THING TO TALK ABOUT, BUT THE RESULTS OF THE
STUDY WERE FASCINATING AND I WANT TO DELVE INTO IT A LITTLE
BIT.
FIRST OF ALL, THEIR SAMPLE SIZE FOR THIS STUDY WAS A SMALL.
THEY STUDIED TWENTY GUYS, AND BASICALLY HAD THEM WATCH
PORNOGRAPHY AND MASTURBATE TO THE PORNOGRAPHY.
AFTERWARDS,
THE SCIENTISTS ANALYZED THE QUALITY OF SPERM PRODUCED.
THEY
HAD THE MAN ñ THEY HAD THE MEN WATCHED SEVERAL DIFFERENT TYPES
OF POINT.
THEY HAD THEM WATCH THE SAME PORN OVER AND OVER
AGAIN, AND THEN THE SEVENTH TIME THEY SWITCHED THINGS UP AND SHOW
THEM A DIFFERENT TYPE OF BORN WITH A DIFFERENT WOMAN, TO SEE
IF THAT HAD ANY IMPACT.
HERE IS WHAT THEY FOUND.
"GUIDED FASTER
AND PRODUCE MORE, HIGHER-QUALITY
SPERM WHEN THEY MASTURBATE TO A NOVEL FEMALE STIMULUS."
LET'S
STOP RIGHT THERE.
NOVEL FEMALE STIMULUS?
THAT HOLD DOWN THE STREET?
I SEE HOW IT IS.
AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, THIS STUDY ALARM TO ME.
IT'S THE
NOTION OF STRANGE PUSSY.
THE BABY BATTER IS STRONGER WHEN IT'S A STRANGER?
BABY BATTER [LAUGHTER].
YOU WENT THERE.
I DID.
EXPLAIN THE PART ABOUT THE EVOLUTIONARY BIOLOGY COMPONENT?
ONE OF THE RESEARCHERS WANTED TO CALM PEOPLE LIKE ME DOWN, WHO
ARE WORRIED ABOUT STUDIES LIKE THIS THAT INDICATE THAT MEN
PRODUCE BETTER QUALITY SPERM WHEN SOME STRANGE WOMAN IS
AROUND.
HERE'S WHAT SHE SAID, "THE FINDING DOESN'T MEAN THAT
MEN ARE SOMEHOW PROGRAMMED TO CHEAT ON THEIR GIRLFRIENDS OR
WIVES.
IT MAY SUGGEST THAT MEN HAVE EVOLVED TO SUCH THAT IT IS
EASIER FOR THEM TO HAVE SEX WITH AND IMPREGNATE OTHER WOMEN
WITHOUT THE USUAL PARTNERS
FINDING OUT."
THAT'S NOT MAKING ME FEEL BETTER.
YOU JUST LITERALLY REPEATED WHAT YOU SAID THAT THE
STUDY WASN'T SUPPOSED TO DO.
THOSE ARE THE SAME WORDS, HELP ME.
"OUR STUDY DOES NOT SUGGEST ANYTHING ABOUT WHETHER
MONOGAMY WAS FAVOR OR DISFAVOR BY NATURAL SELECTION.
HOWEVER, THE RESULTS OF THE STUDY AND OTHER STUDIES OF
HUMAN DIFFERENTIAL ELECT DECLARATION BEHAVIOR,
SUGGESTS THAT EXTRA PAIR, OR EXTRAMARITAL POPULATIONS
MAY HAVE OCCURRED IN OUR EVOLUTIONARY PAST."
REALLY?
WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT THAT EVER HAPPENED.
I THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS MONOGAMOUS SINCE THE
BEGINNING OF TIME AND NO ONE IS EVER CHEATED.
ADAM AND EVE, AND THEN FROM THEN ON, NOBODY GETTING ANY
STRANGE.
NEVER HAPPENED.
THANKS FOR THAT
STUDY.
THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR DONATING SPERM.
WHEN YOU ARE A
MAN, WHEN YOU ARE DONATING SPERM, YOU ARE WATCHING
PORN USUALLY.
WATCHING THAT ONE WITH A NON-FAMILIAR FACE CAN
PRODUCE BETTER QUALITY SPERM.
IT WILL BE DIFFERENT WHEN YOU ARE HAVING SEX WITH YOUR
PARTNER FOR THE 800TH TIME, DUE TO AN INSANE?
I THINK SHE INITIALLY CALLED OUT, WHEN A COUPLE IS HAVING
FERTILITY ISSUES AND THEN THE MAN HAS HIS SWIMMERS COUNTED AND
CHECKED OUT, IF HE GOES AND HE WATCHES A STRANGE PORN, THOSE
SWIMMERS ARE NOT THE SAME SWIMMERS ñ BASED ON THE STUDY ñ
THAT HE IS POSSIBLY EJACULATING
INTO HIS WIFE.
SO THEN IT IS NOT FAIR, BECAUSE THE FINGER IS
POINTED AT HIM.
I DON'T MEAN THAT THIS IS THE COMPETITION, BUT IT COULD
LEAD THEM DOWN THE WRONG ROAD.
YOU JUST NEVER KNOW, YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT ALL THE PUZZLE
PIECES AND FIGURE OUT WHAT IS GOING ON.
THIS COULD HELP SOME PEOPLE WHO AREN'T REALLY TENSE
SITUATIONS, WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY THEY CANNOT GET PREGNANT.
HUMAN SEXUALITY SUCKS.
WHETHER OR NOT YOU LIKE IT,
REGARDLESS OF HOW IN LOVE YOU ARE WITH SOMEONE, YOU GET TO A
POINT WHERE THE SEX IS NOT AS
EXCITING BECAUSE YOU ARE SO USED TO EACH OTHER.
I KNOW, I KNOW, THERE ARE LOTS OF DIFFERENT WAYS TO COOK A
STEAK, I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE.
IT IS NOT THE SAME.
YOU DO NOT GET THAT SAME RUSH.
IT IS ALWAYS SCARY WHEN YOU START TO LOOK INTO THE SCIENCE
OF WHITE BONERS ARE GOING TO BE SEEKING STRANGERS.
IT FEELS
LIKE THERE IS A BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVE FOR MONOGAMY DO NOT
BE
THE ANSWER.
WHY IS THERE AN EVOLUTIONARY COMPONENT FOR MEN TO BE
PRODUCING BETTER SPERM FOR WOMEN THEY DO NOT KNOW?
MONOGAMY IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT.
I HATE SETTING THAT, BUT IT IS THE TRUTH.
I THINK THAT WE ARE HARDWIRED TO STRAY.
IT MAKES COMMITTED RELATIONSHIPS THAT MUCH
MORE BEAUTIFUL, BECAUSE ñ
WE'RE GOING AGAINST OUR OWN BIOLOGY.
IT IS GOING AGAINST SCIENCE.
CAN YOU IMAGINE THE DUDES, WHO HAVE TO DO WEIRD STUDIES TO
MAKE A COUPLE BUCKS, AND YOU GET A SIGNED A STUDY WHERE YOU
HAVE TO SPANK THE MONKEY FOR SCIENCE?
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW STOKED YOU BE?
. THE AMAZING THING.
NONE OF THE PARTICIPANTS IN THE STUDY WERE PAID, AND THE
RESEARCHERS HAD NO TROUBLE FINDING MEN WHO WERE
WILLING TO DO THIS.
IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE.
MEN CARE ABOUT SCIENCE MORE THAN WOMEN DO, THAT'S WHAT
HAPPENED IN THIS CASE.
OH I'M SURE.
THEY WERE LIKE, I REALLY WANT TO GET TO THE
BOTTOM OF THIS.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO WATCH THAT ONE PORNO AGAIN.