- If your granny's living room furniture
didn't have plastic coverings on the seats,
then you just might get your black card revoked.
(audience laughs)
(upbeat music)
Hey, what's up? I'm your host Tony Rock.
Welcome to Black Card Revoked!
(audience clapping and cheering)
This is the show where we pair celebrities with real people
and test their blackness for a chance to win up to $10,000!
(audience cheers)
Let's meet our players.
Our first captain is from Wild 'N Out.
Give it up for the super funny, Billy Sorrells!
- What's up, everybody?
Let's do this! Let's do this!
What's up, man? - What's up, man?
- You ready to do this? - I'm doing it.
- Billy doesn't support black gas stations.
(audience boos) - No, at all.
They might put something in there, mix it up.
You ain't getting all the gas you need.
- Wait, so you think a black dude can take gas out --
- Oh, no, I seen it!
Anytime your car don't feel like it's going fast enough,
it's black gas in there somewhere.
(audience laughs)
- Billy, who are you playing with?
- Ay, playing with Vaughn straight out of B-more.
Vaughn, give it up for him. - What's up?
How are y'all doin', yo? How are y'all doin'?
About to get it.
- Vaughn drove three and a half hours
to an Evanescence concert.
- I did.
- B, you didn't tell me that. (audience laughs)
I didn't tell you about that but that's who I love.
I love them, y'all. I love them.
- Ay, bruh, we gotta tighten that up, dog.
We gotta close the gap. (audience laughs)
- Give it up for team one, y'all.
- Let's do it!
(audience cheers)
- This captain recently released her debut album,
Girl, Disrupted.
Give it up for Sevyn Streeter.
- Yeah!
- Hello!
- So, you finally watched the movie Belly, huh Sevyn?
- Listen, when I was younger, right, Tim and Karen,
A.K.A. my parents, would not let me watch R-rated movies.
So, when I got older, I had a lot of movies that I had to
catch up on and yes, Belly was one of them.
- "I don't know no (beep) Keyona, man!
(audience laughs) I don't know no Keyona, man!"
- Nah, I love Belly, though.
- Sevyn, who are you playing with?
- I'm playing with JoJo, straight out of L.A.
(audience cheers)
- What up with it? Who did it?
- Now, Evanescence is bad.
JoJo went to a Britney Spears concert.
- Hey, get out, get out!
- Britney was hot and 'N Sync opened up
and Backstreet Boys. (audience laughs)
Between that, going to Britney Spears' concert
and that shirt, you might have to hand over your black card.
(audience laughs)
Give it up for team two, everybody!
- Y'all not feeling it?
- It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
- Last but not least, you know this captain as
Black Jesus!
Give it up for my friend,
Slink Johnson! (audience cheers)
- Whoop, whoop! Yo!
- And you're Black Jesus so that's very black.
- Very.
- But you don't know how to do The Electric Slide.
(audience boos)
- I can't dance a lick man, (audience laughs)
all I do is boogie.
What's a boogie? Let's see a boogie.
(audience cheers)
This ain't no dancing situation,
I'm trying to win this girl ten racks!
(audience cheers)
Then we dance.
We get that ten --
- We gon' dance.
- And who are you playing with, Slink?
I'm playing with Imani, coming from south
of the 110 freeway from Harbor City.
(audience laughs)
- Y'all heard it.
Imani wins, Slink dances!
(audience laughs)
She ain't too hood. Imani loves Shakespeare.
- I mean, his writings are just really--
they're eloquently written.
- Give us some Shakespeare, Imani.
- You know, "To be, or not to be.
(audience laughs)
That is the question."
But I know we're gonna win so that's not a question.
(audience laughs)
- Give it up for team three!
Alright, y'all, I hope you're ready to put your black cards
on the line.
(audience cheers)
Here's how it works.
This first round is fill in the blank.
I'll give you a question and you give me an answer.
- Bet. Yeah.
- Then the audience will decide who's answer is the best
and those teams will earn 50 points.
- Okay. - (Team One) Let's do this!
- Alright. - [Tony Rock] Ready,
grab your tablets.
At the family cookout, how long should you wait
to make a to-go plate?
(audience laughs)
- Ooh. - Oh, what?
- Talk to your partner.
- Two hours (inaudible), yo.
- Ten minutes. - Ten minutes.
- I might make my regular plate.
- I might make that before I make my regular plate.
- And then you put the foil on top.
- Slide it back.
- And put it on top of the refrigerator.
- That's for Mom, but it's really for you.
- You gotta make a to-go plate
when you making your plate to eat.
- Right.
- Okay, how long should you wait to make a to-go plate?
Billy and Vaughn.
- [Team One] Ten minutes.
- That's it. - That's all you got, yo.
- You can't wait no time. (audience cheers)
- Y'all could give us more than that.
- Oh, come on y'all!
- That's cool, I see what's happening. That's fine.
- That's terrible.
- Okay, so give me the rundown.
You get there, you do your hellos.
- This what you do.
While you're hugging, you start making that to-go plate
- Yes. - right away.
(audience laughs)
He who waits, goes home hungry.
- [Imani] Shakespeare!
(audience laughs)
- That was Black Shakespeare.
Sevyn and JoJo.
- Listen, the same time as you make your regular plate.
(audience cheers)
While you're in line, more family members
gonna be coming in, you get your plate,
you put that foil on top,
you sit it on top of the refrigerator for later
and then you go eat your regular plate!
(audience cheers) - [JoJo] Easy! Easy bucket!
- Slink and Imani!
- [Team Three] Right now.
- Immediately.
- Right now.
(audience cheers)
You have your Tupperware or you make you
one huge ass plate - Tupperware!
- that you know you're not gonna eat.
- Damn, so you bring Tupperware to take food.
- Absolutely! What? - You right!
- Sounds like the audience agrees with same time/right now.
Fifty points to Sevyn and JoJo,
50 points to Slink and Imani!
- Alright. We gettin' it.
- Billy and Vaughn on the doughnut.
- It's alright, we'll be alright.
- But you can get back in the game with this next question.
- We're about to.
- Your white neighbors are calling the police again
(audience laughs)
because you and your friends are screaming at the TV again.
What are you watching?
- That could be a variety of things.
- That's probably sports.
- It could be the game, it could be any kind of game.
- It could really be a game.
- It could be Scandal.
- That's it, you gotta say that
because to say the playoffs--
- It's too specific.
- Yeah, it's gotta be the game.
- We might have to do the--
- Or we could be like Trump.
- Trump speaking.
- A Trump speech.
- Answers in, Sevyn & JoJo, what are you watching?
- Trump speaking.
(audience cheers)
It's okay.
- JoJo, you yelling, too?
- Hell, yeah. Nobody wants to see that man.
Especially with that little napkin on his head.
- Who in here want to see Trump speak?
(audience boos)
- We don't want to see that. - Nobody wants to see it.
- Slink and Imani, what are you watching?
[Team Three] Sports!
(audience cheers)
- Imani, you yell at the TV, too?
- I'm yelling 'cause I'm mad. What you doing? Win!
- Billy and Vaughn, what are you watching?
[Team One] The game!
(audience cheers)
- Anybody that's watching Trump speak
definitely ain't got no black card, at all.
It's obvious the audience liked watching the game
over watching Trump speak so 50 points for Billy and Vaughn
and 50 points for Slink and Imani,
putting them in the lead with 100 points.
(audience cheers)
Sevyn and JoJo tied with Billy and Vaughn at 50 points.
- For now.
- Run that next question, Tony.
- We got another question.
- What's the blackest of all black drinks
to get the party poppin'?
- Oh, well!
- The blackest of all black.
- You already know what it is.
You already know what it is!
- The blackest of all black drinks?
- Oh!
- You know when you talk about Negroidian partying,
(audience laughs)
I wanna say, you know-- - Answers in.
What's the blackest of all black drinks
to get the party poppin'?
- Ready. - Slink and Imani.
- Hennessey.
(audience cheers)
- That Hen Dog, that Henny.
We all get paid, so we all get paid.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa! What they crossed out?
- Because we was gonna put Hen Dog.
- She was gonna write Hen Dog.
- This is Black Card Revoked, you could've wrote Hen Dog,
we woulda knew what you meant.
(audience laughs)
- I don't know about about that right there, though.
(audience laughs)
Billy and Vaughn!
- Hennessey.
- You already know what's happening!
- We got that Hen Dog!
- You know, Henney-things possible, baby!
- Sevyn and JoJo.
- Henny! - Come on, now.
- That's all you drinking! (audience cheers)
- Audience, you agree?
(audience cheers)
Fifty points for everybody!
Slink and Imani in the lead with 150 points.
Sevyn and JoJo tied with Billy and Vaughn with 100 points
and when we come back, we're kicking it up a notch.
One of our players will move closer to playing for $10,000!
(audience cheers)
- [Tony Rock] Who's ready to play?
You need your black card revoked
if you haven't seen this movie?
Boyz n the Hood, The Wiz, The Color Purple, Roots.
Find out after the break.
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