So I put the bleep in my bleep and then I bleep the bleep and then...
Yes.
We're not recording right?
We are.
OH!
Hi guys! Welcome to another episode of TSL Plays
and today, we have The Sam Willows!
Today, we'll be playing round 2 of I Have Ever.
Here are the rules!
I have ever slid into a stranger's DMs
for the purpose of getting to know this person better.
1, 2, 3!
I cannot decide!
Omg!
It's quite recent actually, I slid into someone's DMs
by reply-- Thanks for that though, that was nice!
By what?
NOT YOU LA!
'Cause I found this person cute, so my tactic was,
I reply to the story la! And ask,
"Eh! This is quite cool, where is this?"
But never reply.
Aiyo!
Got seen anot?
I don't know I never check, I delete.
Mine was with Emma Watson, so...
Oh really?
You might as well try, right?
Hi Emma!
Come into the light.
How are you today?
Love the new hair!
Omg!
I have ever wrecked someone's toilet.
3, 2, 1!
Wait no way.
NO WAY, cannot be!
Okay so basically I wasn't very sober,
then I went to my friend's house,
I went in, took a shit,
and I didn't flush the toilet.
And then?
That's not it, I turned on the spray thing at the side
and didn't turn it off.
So I just went out like that with the sprayer spraying all over.
When he went in right, it smelled like shit,
Yeah, it is shit.
No shit!
No shit, sherlock.
When I was a kid and we used to go for swimming training a lot,
After swimming training we would all just take off our swimming costumes
and throw soap all over the floor
and just slide around naked.
WHAT?!
Is this what truly goes on behind the scenes in girls' bathrooms?
I have ever gotten my belly button pierced.
Oh.
What?
SABOED! 1, 2, 3!
Causing havoc, woo woo woo!
I feel like I'm the only one who has never gotten anything pierced.
Do you have a needle or anything?
NO!!!
I can change this!
That's the forfeit!
I have ever gotten any part of my body pierced.
Oh yeah. Bye bye!
Oh yeah that sounds a lot more fair.
When I was 15, I pierced my tongue...
in the school toilet.
So like you know those kind of sharp needle things?
Then you just put the *explains*...
Ugh!!!
It's very dangerous you know.
Please don't do this, guys.
I have ever eaten a packet of silica gel.
Nasty!!
Why?!
1, 2, 3!
I was just curious!
I bet you he's lying!
He just doesn't want to get an extra point.
I AM SERIOUS!
Eat one now, Jon, to prove yourself!
But Narelle, you remember I ate the packet right? When I was young.
I think so, yeah.
I ate it because I thought it was seaweed seasoning.
And then my mum shipped me to the hospital,
and I waited 3 hours to realize that it's actually quite harmless.
Oh, wow!
There was no Wikipedia then, to tell me that.
I feel like I used to be quite sensible.
Silica sounds Spanish, I thought it was like ooh!!
But Fauzi, you know what you are?
What?
Losing.
Damn. That burn!
I have ever performed on stage...
in front... in front of at least 10000 people!
Eh I think I have also sia?
I think with you guys right?
Have you? *taunts*
It's okay darling, we're not there yet!
One day, one day we'll be there!
Eh? 1, 2, 3!
Aiseh la.
Who are the winners? SAM WILLOWS!
Who are the winners? WILLOWS!!
I have ever slept on the streets before.
Oh wow!!
Yes la, yes, yes, FINALLY!!!
Did y'all sleep on the streets together?
You know how New Year's Eve right-- It's okay!!
Eh stop it sia!
It always sucks to go back home.
And all my close friends know that past 10pm I'm super sleepy.
I know.
Anyway, New Year's Eve, very hard to get a cab home right?
So I went to the side of the street,
it was near Chinatown,
I just slept on the sidewalk.
Alone? Until morning?
Ya alone.
What happened to your friends?
My friends left me.
Why?
My friends left me.
Never reply.
Losing.
I have ever offended a VIP.
Oh Narelle definitely.
Oh wait no, I have!!
Basically I was at an event at Sephora.
So all the staff were wearing a baseball jacket.
So I was like ok! I decided to get this eyeliner.
I saw this lady from afar, she was wearing a baseball jacket.
So I asked "Hey! Can I get this eyeliner?"
She turned and she was one of the guests,
She just so happened to wear a baseball jacket that day!
My story is basically, I was hosting an event,
the minister walked up to me, he was trying to relate to me,
then I said "Heh, awkward..." into the mike.
Oh...
I thought I said it out, it was a reaction
but then the mike was here, I was like "Awkward..."
and then the crowd went *gasps*
OMG!
That's pretty bad.
Alright, so it was a premiere to this show,
and I was late.
I really didn't mean to be late, it was traffic.
I walked in, with a friend,
and there were these people in my seat.
In general, I'm really nice,
so I went up to them, and said "Sir I'm so sorry, excuse me, I think you're in my seat,"
because hello, like my ticket.
And then they were like, "You're late, go sit somewhere else!"
I was like "No, but this is my seat! I have a friend,
there are all single seats around here, the movie's already started,
can I have my seat?"
And all his friends were really really rude,
they were like "NO! You're late, go sit somewhere else,
who asked you to be late blablabla."
And I was like, "**** YOU!"
Omg! And loud.
I have ever owned 13 hamsters at the same time.
Never! So my story is...
Because hamsters can procreate really quickly.
But also, the thing is that,
I don't know if you know, you shouldn't have that many hamsters in one cage.
They're very territorial and they will eat each other up.
So basically, I had 2 hamsters, that became 13, that became 1.
There were 2 left, and 1 was getting bullied,
that was like the fattest one, so I took him apart.
The rest just ate themselves, and then
this one was called Fatty,
and he lived for an additional 6 months.
I have ever gotten cut by a person with a knife while I was awake.
Have have, Narelle, you have.
When?
What is this?
No no, we'll explain later.
Huh I don't get it.
Wait so everyone has?
Wisdom tooth? Cannot?
That's a surgery. No! That's a surgery, it doesn't count.
Yes!
My friends are nice to me! My friends don't cut me.
For the record, me and Narelle have never gotten cut by our friends,
BUT,
we have gotten our eyebrows microbladed.
BLADE.
Well it's another army story.
I had a really dumbass buddy.
We were trying to build a tent and I was wearing my armour.
We had to cut the chord, and I was like,
"Can you cut the chord?"
He started panicking, and he cut me right here.
when my armour was here, you know my LBV was here,
and he cut me right here.
Because he was holding the thing.
I still have the scar today.
Show the scar!
Take your shirt off!
I have ever gotten into a physical fight with my teachers.
Wow.
Narelle is thinking!
1, 2, 3!
Jon's mum was my teacher!
Glad it's never.
Yeah.
I apologize to my teachers, you're cool.
I threw a book at my teacher,
stole my teacher's shoes.
No I didn't steal it, I just put it somewhere else
in my locker.
You helped him misplace it.
Ever ever have I ever...
I HAVE EVER! It's right here.
Gone on a plane completely drunk.
Oh boy.
No!
Damn, she killed us all.
There was one time I was flying to London,
I think at 8am or something like that, maybe 9.
So I had to be at the airport at 7?
My friends were like, "Eh, come and party!"
and I was like "No cannot la, tomorrow I'm flying."
Then they were like "No, no, just come for a while."
and I was like 'Okay, let's go!".
Very easy to convince you!
It's just 2 times, I'm done.
Then go to party, "Drink la!"
"Cannot la!" "Can drink!" "Okay okay!"
I literally had to take my luggage
and go straight to the airport,
still smashed.
I mean, surprised I made it on the flight.
YA! How though?
Oh wait, I might have! Toronto, while coming back?
Maybe, maybe...
YES I HAVE!
Were we drunk too?
STOP IT!
Winner is...
Jon.
Losers are...
Me.
Confirm me la!
Xenia and Fauzi!
YAY!
High five, guys!
That's not cool!
There's nothing wrong with being a good person.
Okay how about this, y'all have to like,
you know the worm thing then you have to lie flat,
bring your butt up, and go forward.
Like a worm.
So both of y'all have to find a long corridor
and y'all need to race on instastories.
OMG I CANNOT!
TAKE MY SOCK!
PUSH ME DOWN!!
PUSH ME!!!
Okay!
I reached first!
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