>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK. HERE, EMILY BLUNT, STALLS A
PLEASURE HAVING YOU HERE. >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
>> IT SAY TON OF FUN, I'M A BIG FAN OF YOU AND OF OF COURSE YOUR
HUSBAND, AND WE HAVE HAD A CHANCE TO HAVE SOCIAL TIME
OUTSIDE OF HERE T HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG.
>> IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG. >> Stephen: BUT I FEEL LIKE
THIS IS WHERE YOU GOT TO GET TO KNOW SOMEBODY.
>> OKAY. >> Stephen: WHEN THE AUDIENCE
IS WATCHING THAT IS WHEN. >> REAL INTIMACY HAPPENS.
>> Stephen: EXACTLY RIGHT. BUT THE PROBLEM IS WE DON'T HAVE
ENOUGH TIME TO GET DOWN TO IT. >> WE'LL GET DOWN TO IT.
>> Stephen: AT THE LATE SHOW QUESTION CAME UP WITH A THING
CALLED THE COLBERT QUESTIONERT. THE PEOPLE KNOW.
THE PEOPLE KNOW. THESES ARE 15 QUESTIONS THAT
HAVE BEEN CALIBRATED SPECIFICALLY TO PENETRATE OUR
PSYCHIC DEFENSES AND ACTUALLY REVEAL THAT PERSON TO THE WORLD
AT LARGE. AND TO BE KNOWN, SCARY?
BUT IT'S SUCH A RELIEF WHEN YOU FINALLY DON'T HAVE TO.
>> I WILL FEEL MUCH LIGHTER. >> Stephen: ARE YOU READY TO
TAKE THE COLBERT QUESTIONERT. >> SO READY.
>> Stephen: EMILY BLUNT. >> YEAH SDZ WHAT IS THE BEST
SANDWICH. >> CUBAN SANDWICH.
>> Stephen: DESCRIBE TO PEOPLE WHAT A CUBAN SANDWICH IS.
IT'S PORK. >> PORK, HAM, MAYO, PICKLE,
SOMETHING SPICY IN IT. AND I LIKE POTATOE CHIPS IN IT.
>> Stephen: I LIKE YOURS CONTAINS BOTH PORK AND HAM.
>> IT DOES, BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT THE PORKS AND THE SLICED HAM.
AND CHEESE. >> Stephen: YES.
>> YEAH? >> Stephen: AND PROBABLY IT'S
LATE AT NIGHT. >> OH, SO LATE.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS THE ONE THING THAT YOU OWN THAT YOU
SHOULD REALLY THROW OUT? >> UM, OH GOD, A REALLY
TERRIBLE, A REALLY TERRIBLE OLD ROYAL BLUE VELVET JACKET AND I
DON'T WEAR IT BUT I WORE T I WORE IT ON JOHN AND I'S FIRST
DATED AND HAVE I NOT THROWN IT OUT.
>> Stephen: YOU SHOULDN'T THROW IT OUT.
>> I KNOW, BUT IT'S SUCH AN AWFUL JACKET T SITS THERE, THAT
IS A TERRIBLE JACKET. >> Stephen: IT WAS A TERRIBLE
JACKET THEN. >> IT PROBABLY WAS BUT I THINK I
WAS BLIND TO IT. >> Stephen: AND EVIDENTLY HE
WAS TOO. >> AND I WAS LIKE LOOKING GOOD.
>> Stephen: HE WENT ON A SECOND DATE AFTER THAT TERRIBLE
JACKET. >> HE SENT ME A MEMO AND SAID
DON'T WEAR THE JACKET AND WILL YOU GET ANOTHER DATE.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS THE SCARIEST ANIMAL.
>> A COCKROACH. >> Stephen: A COCKROACH.
>> Stephen: ARE WE TALKING LIKE THESE NEW YORK COCKROACHES
OR LITTLE THINGS OR THE PALMETTO BUGS.
>> I WAS JUST IN ATLANTA FOR 11 WEEKS.
AND THERE WAS A BIT OF AN INFESTATION AT MY HOUSE.
>> Stephen: EVERYWHERE, LOVELY HOUSES.
>> AND I'VE NEVER BEEN THE SAME SINCE.
>> Stephen: APPLES OR ORANGES. >> APPLESES.
>> Stephen: OF COURSE. >> YEAH.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER ASKED SOMEONE FOR THEIR
AUTOGRAPH? >> NO.
LOOK, A SORT OF A GRUMBLE. >> Stephen: IT WASN'T A
GRUMBLE. I WONDER WHAT THAT SAYS ABOUT
HER. >> DOES SHE THINK SHE'S SO MUCH
BETTER THAN EVERYONE. >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU THINK
HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE? >> I THINK WE GO SOMEWHERE MORE
BEAUTIFUL. THAT'S WHAT I TELL MYSELF.
I HOPE. I WANT THAT.
>> Stephen: OKAY. >> OH GOD, NOW I FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE LIKE OKAY, THAT'S NOT TRUE BUT-- .
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW T DOESN'T MATTER.
>> YOU SORT OF PITIED ME. >> Stephen: WHAT HELD ME BACK
IS LIKE IS IT MORE BEAUTIFUL. >> THE WORLD IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL
PLACE. >> VERY BEAUTIFUL BUT I FEEL
LIKE MAYBE ST EUPHORIC BEAUTIFUL.
>> Stephen: OKAY. >> YEAH?
>> Stephen: I WILL SEND YOU SOME LINKS TO SOME REALLY GREAT
RESORTS. >> OKAY, GREAT F IT HAS A WATER
SLIDE PARK I'M IN. >> Stephen: FAVORITE ACTION
MOVIE. >> OH MY GOD, WHAT IS IT?
LAD, COME ON, AND IT'S A SHOW. FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE, DOES
INDIANA JONES COUNT, RAIDERS OF THE LAST ARC.
>> Stephen: IT COUNT, RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARC.
THERE YOU GO. >> YEAH.
>> Stephen: WINDOW OR AISLE. >> AISLE.
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE A RAISALE.
>> BECAUSE I NEED TO PEE. >> Stephen: THAT'S IT AND I
DON'T WANT TO BE SHUFFLING PAST SOMEONE, DOING THAT.
>> Stephen: FAVORITE SMELL. >> MY CHILDREN WHEN THEY WAKE
UP, THEY SMELL SO GOOD. WHY DO THEY SMELL SO SWEET.
>> Stephen: HOW OLD ARE THEY. >> THEY ARE SIX AND EIGHT.
>> Stephen: WAIT UNTIL THEY ARE 14.
>> I KNOW, I KNOW. >> Stephen.
>> THEY SMELL SO YUMMY RIGHT NOW.
>> Stephen: LEAST FAVORITE SMELL?
>> A MAN'S BATHROOM. YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU REALLY NEED TO GO, LIKE
THIS IS-- WHEN YOU REALLY NEED TO GO, ONLY THE MEN'S IS
AVAILABLE, I'M LIKE THIS-- GOING IN. AND I FEEL LIKE-- .
>> Stephen: SO ARE WE. WE KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN
THERE. >> WHY DOES IT SMELL SO BAD.
>> Stephen: ST A MUSK. >> I DON'T LIKE THAT WORD.
>> Stephen: I DON'T LIKE THAT WORD.
>> NO. >> Stephen: THE MOIST MUSK.
>> MOIST MUSK, THAT IS A NO -NO, ISN'T IT?
>> Stephen: CATS OR DOGS. >> OH WOW, NO T IS BECAUSE I AM
ALLERGIC TO CATS AS WELL. >> Stephen: OKAY, CATS OR
HORSES? >> HORSES.
>> Stephen: OKAY. HORSES OR DOGS.
>> [BLEEP] I WILL SAY DOGS CUZ I CN GET BY WITHOUT HAVING TO
TAKE A PILL. YEAH.
>> Stephen: DO YOU ONLY GET ONE SONG TO LISTEN TO FOR THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT IS IT? >> LA VIE ENROSE.
>> Stephen: WHAT NUMBER AM I THINKING OF?
>> 36. >> Stephen: NO.
DESCRIBE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN FIVE WORSED.
>> IT WILL HOPEFULLY BE BLISSFUL >> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS.
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