(chainsaw revs)
(crowd cheers) - (React) Yeah!
- I feel like a father.
- (React) Today, us ladies are going to be trying out
some of the craziest dad gadgets on the internet.
- Oh, I think I'll be good at this, 'cause I'm a lesbo!
I mean. - (laughs) And I'm a dad!
- (React) So this is your first one. - This is my first one.
- (React) Okay, cool.
- Yeah, this is my first taping.
- (React) And you guys are matching today, love this.
- I know, we're cute.
- We 1000% did not plan this.
- (React) And we do have our... - Yes.
- (React) Wonderful dad joke button here.
- Oh boy. - Oh God!
- (React) I'll just leave it with you guys,
feel free to press it whenever your heart desires.
- Sure! - (laughs) We are fucking dad jokes.
- (man) I have a fear of elevators,
but I started taking steps to avoid it. (laughs)
- (laughs) It's the [censored] chuckle at the end.
- It's the chuckle, yeah. It's the chuckle.
- (React) And also, big shout out to Vat19,
for providing us with some of these... - Woo!
- (React) ...items we're gonna be playing with today.
- Yes, Vat19's got some great stuff!
- (narrator) Knock out stress... - Ooh!
- (narrator) With the desktop punching bag.
- I could use this. - Me too!
- I could've used this this morning, actually.
- Look how cute his punches are!
- I mean, like he's kinda like rabbit handing.
- But like, what if it hits stuff on your desk?
- Only dads buy this stuff.
- He's sweaty.
- I feel like your family members just hear glunk glunk glunk.
They're like dad's at it again!
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- We get two?
- (laughs) It could punch back, actually.
- Oh, go Sharon! - Oh, go Jair!
Woo! (Jair laughs)
- Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop!
Ooh, I feel good!
- This is the girliest punch ever! Like she's, look at you.
I'm like...
- See, this is nice.
- This does hang stronger than I thought it was going to.
- 'Cause it's sticking to the table! - (React) Right?
- Yeah!
- These are amazing for female rage.
- I love it.
I love it and I can use it, and I feel good using it,
and I wanna have it.
- Hold your hands up like this. - Okay.
- Because this is like... - Okay.
- Blocking just in case they try to hit you, yeah.
Okay, don't look so pretty, you gotta be, there you go.
- I can give ugly.
- Now hit with this hand. - Okay.
- But before you do... - That's my non-dominant.
- Okay, right, but you have to believe in it.
- Okay. - Okay, boom, now ugh!
See what I mean? Ugh!
Feel it with your spirit, honey! Ugh!
- Did I do good? - We can work on it.
- (laughs) Okay, it's a work in progress.
- We're gonna work on it.
- Ugh, oh, you see that combination right there?
- Oh, the little elbow? - With the elbow and the finisher.
- Boom! - Bah!
- Oh, you coming back? No you're not!
- (React) Yeah, get it!
- Yeah, girl! - Ah, that was fun.
- Girl, get it!
- Mwah! I didn't mean to do you like that.
- (narrator) Spider-Man web shooter.
(Sylvia gasps)
- Yes! - What are we using this for?
- This is not just for dads.
- If it works...
- Unless it can actually bring stuff to me, I don't want it.
- That is so cool.
Oh my...
- 1000%. - What was that?
- Yes please.
- Can you imagine if you could do that with the remote control?
Pssh! - (React) You can, you can!
- No! - I like it.
- (React) Yeah!
- Catch me scaling this wall right now.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Thank you! - Mm-hmm.
- This is like better than a dad gadget.
- It's not easy being Peter Parker.
Pfft! - Oh Jesus!
- You know what I mean?
(Zaria gasps) (Sylvia laughs)
- Oh Jesus! (both laugh)
- No!
- Wah-bam! - Oh, okay.
- Oh, oh.
- Oh, no no! (Zaria screams)
(test pattern beeps)
Is it okay? - Pick it up!
Oh, it's good, we good. (Sylvia laughs)
- Okay, okay, spot on on the location.
- Oh, it hit my [censored]!
- Oh! Girl, you got it!
- (React) Now reel it in! - Woo!
- (React) Yay! - Look what I did!
I did a thing! - You did that.
- (React) You should be able to reel it in, oh!
(both laugh)
- Ooh, now pull it.
(both yell)
- Yeah baby!
- I feel really good about my inner Peter Parker.
- That was cool.
- I really want that.
Yeah, I really want that! - (laughs) Sharon!
- (man) I named my horse mayo. Mayo neighs. (laughs)
- I named my horse mayo. Mayo neighs! (laughs)
Oh my God.
♪ (playful music) ♪
Instant underpants!?
- (both) Instant underpants?
- (gasps) You grow some undies?
- Oh, I'm not putting that on my crotch.
- Absolutely not.
- Love.
- Tell me why would you want wet ass underwear.
- That's a good point actually.
- Oh my God.
- They are the opposite of sexy.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Oh God.
- (React) Here is your instant undies.
- This is what Victoria's Secret needs to come out with.
- It's really tough to get into these underpants.
- That's what he said.
- I feel like this is what they give you at the hospital.
- Not even, I was in the hospital. (Jair laughs)
- Ah, there you go!
Unfurl your side, like a butterfly.
- Come here, little panty.
- How do we dry this after?
What is the process? (laughs)
- Okay, so it's not actually wet when you open it.
- It's not? - No.
It's only wet on some areas. - Woah!
- That looks like a shower cap with legs.
(both laugh)
- She got 'em on, honey.
Get 'em girl, get 'em!
Work them drawers! Work them drawers!
- Woo! - (React) I like them!
(both laugh)
- They're not the comfiest for me, I can imagine a dad wouldn't be...
- Yeah, these are, I'm so glad I didn't attempt,
'cause there's no way in the world.
- I feel like maybe this is for out in the wild.
- They're like did you pack some underwear?
Uh yeah! - Yeah!
- Just take me to the river!
- We hated this. - I don't like, yeah.
- I hated this.
- We hated this experience in its entirety.
- (chef) This ingenious electric knife...
- No. - Oh, I'm thinking yes.
- No way!
- Oh, this poor turkey. - Oh Jesus.
- Is about to get it!
- Shh!
- Oh my God.
- Okay, there's enough trouble that happens during Thanksgiving.
It's the number one time of the year where people go to the ER.
- Ooh!
- I've never had an electric knife.
- Oh yeah, we used to have those.
- Nah, I'm a firm believer in putting my back into it.
- I want that so badly!
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Oh, what is this?
- Girl, this chicken smell good, are you...
- That's going straight to daddy Sharon.
- This is... - (React) And then pull the trigger.
- Today's version of a flamethrower.
- Oh yeah!
Could you imagine pulling this thing out at Thanksgiving?
- (laughs) Shut up!
- Oh, I gotta have this, honey.
- Oh, look at that slice!
- (laughs) Look at that! - Sharon!
(Sharon laughs) In her natural habitat!
- Yo, that works really well!
- Where did this come from, seriously?
- Vat19! - I will buy this today.
- (Jair) Dang. - Look at that, huh?
- This is perfection.
- Oh, that was sick!
- Oh my God, this is so fun!
- (React) There, be careful.
- (both) Oh!
- See, that's the most satisfying cut.
(chainsaw revs) (React laughs)
- (React) Alright, what do we think? Do we like this one?
- Yeah, I like this, I like this!
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in!
- That's so cool.
- I feel like a bad ass cutting my chicken.
- This is the best so far.
- (man) You can't run through a campsite,
you can only ran, because it's past tents.
(laughs)
- Oh, tents. Past tents.
Past tense? You get it? (laughs)
- That one took a while.
- (narrator) So I bought one of these can crushers.
- Why!? - We used to have one of those.
- (gasps) I need this in my life!
- My dad had one of these in his shed!
- No way! (laughs)
- I like how he says it's actually satisfying.
Of course that is insanely satisfying.
- Just crush 'em with their hands! - I know.
- I think it should be a girl gadget too, honey.
I like that. - (React) Agreed!
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Alright, we're already up on the teamwork side now.
(can crackles)
- Nah.
- Okay, I got a hold. - Ooh Jesus!
- This is so hard without mounting it.
- I feel like I'd pull it off my wall.
Golly Sharon!
You're breaking that thing with one hand!
- (React) Ooh! (laughs)
- That took strength!
- When I'm frustrated I'll just be like...
- You showed that can! - And then I feel good.
- Woo! - Yes! (laughs)
Wow! - Easy!
- I feel like a father.
- I feel like I have nine children right now.
- There you go baby, yes indeed.
- Yes! I feel powerful!
- Mmm.
- (React) What do you think? Would you use this?
- No.
- I'm so into this. Like, can I take this home?
- No, it is.
(React laughs)
- (React) I'm just gonna give you both a t-shirt.
Don't read it just yet. - (both) Okay.
- What the hell?
- (React) Put it on, Jair.
- Okay. - Oh, yeah I've seen these.
- (React) You have? - Oh yeah.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Ask me about...
- (both) My ninja disguise.
- Oh my God! - Oh!
- You have no clue the joy of the shirt you just put on.
- Really? - Yeah.
- What's it say, Sharon?
- (React) Yeah, I feel like you have to put it on to show her.
- I know, right?
- What are you gonna tell me about your ninja disguise?
What's that about?
(Shea laughs) - Ah!
That's so good!
- (React) Guys, what's with your ninja disguise?
- What ninja disguise? - (laughs) What ninja disguise?
- Whatcha got on there?
- (React) What's your ninja disguise?
- Should we tell her? - Yeah.
- Okay, three, two, one.
(Shea growls)
- It looks so good! This is genius.
- Is that so great? - This is genius!
- There you go! - (React) Now you can do it!
- You can just put it over your head.
- Have you ever met a British ninja?
- I haven't, but I'm so glad to have met you,
'cause I'm one too!
- High five! - Yeah! (laughs)
Did I get you? - Yeah!
- Oh wow!
- This is the best dad joke.
- (woman) It's a poop knife.
- A poop knife?
- (woman) You're supposed to cut up your poop with it.
- Why!?
- (woman) So it doesn't clog the toilet.
Now my brother in law, Dustin...
- How big of a poop are you taking?
- (woman) And then get in the toilet and cut up your [censored] poopy.
- As it's going?
- Absolutely not.
Absolutely not. - This is unnecessary.
- Unless that is flushable to take it on down with the poop,
don't bring that in my house, that's disgusting,
it's nasty, and it's not of God.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
Girl, we about to cut a turd, Jesus!
- (React) There's a little residue...
- Ah!
- I'll play in the toilet. - You go play,
I'm gonna check emails. - Whee!
- I think I have an email, I got an email notification.
- Open sesame! Oh, [censored] that!
- Go, ugh!
Jesus, this is nasty!
- That is real [censored]!
- Oh!
- (React) Here, I'll slice it, and you watch.
- What the hell?
- You slice it, and I'll watch. (Jair screams)
No! See, I'm telling you.
- No, take it away, take it away, take it away, take it away!
- Yeah.
- Does it look like he's peeking over?
- Yeah, it does!
- Okay, flush it, take it, take it, take that.
- Wait. - Yes.
- (React) Yeah, take that too. - Oh my God!
- Ugh! (React laughs)
- You ready? Cheers!
- Cheers!
- (React) Now eat it.
- I thought you were gonna do it!
- (React) It's literally peanut butter and powdered sugar in chocolate.
- I believe you, but it's so gross looking!
- (React) It's so gross.
- That's good.
- Clearly, there's a market for this.
Like, there's actually people... - (React) Oh yeah.
- Out there who need to slice their poop.
- If I open my dishwasher and see one of these,
everybody in my house has got to go.
- It looks so real! (laughs)
It looks so real! - I'm not...
That grosses me out to no end!
- That was disgusting!
- Ooh.
- I've seen one of these. - This, I like.
- Me too.
- You don't need the whole net. - Ah, that's fun.
- You don't need a whole net.
- Hard buy. - 100%.
- I'd do this without the court. - Uh-huh.
- That's a good way to make him clean up.
- That, I want!
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Go ahead, Sharon!
(both laugh) - Damn!
- Sharon! Sharon!
- Oh!
- (React) It's good. - Ah!
- God damn it!
- Get that out of here! (laughs) - Hey!
- You can't fight, you can't throw a ball.
Listen, look at this. (both laugh)
(React gasps) - Yes! (laughs)
- First try! Woo woo woo woo!
- Dunk it, dunk that!
Oh! - Okay, now your turn.
- I'm one with the basket. - Concentrate.
Look at that basket, there you go!
Yes!
- 360 dunk!
- Oh! (both laugh)
- Yeah! - (React) Yeah!
(Jair screams)
- You were so close! (both laugh)
- (React) Dunk!
- Woo woo woo! - (React) So good.
- I would totally get that. - I would get that, yeah.
That would sit in the corner of my room.
- I see dads around the world being really stoked about that.
- It's dad joke time.
- (man) Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with! (laughs)
- That's sad.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- No need to get up. (gasps)
This, I want!
- Oh, hell yeah!
- No, it's a... - Yes, 100%.
- (gasps) Absolutely.
- Stop the vids. - More things for me to shoot?
- I just see him walking by.
- Did you do those with the bottle caps?
- No, the what?
- What!?
- Do what with the bottle caps?
- Snap 'em?
- I wanna see that!
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- (React) Alright. - Okay.
- Oh yes, and I'm so thirsty! - And fruit punch.
- (gasps) Oh, be careful! - Ugh! (laughs)
- Hold please. - Yeah, yeah, I wanna see the snap.
I wanna see the snap.
- You take this, and you just go.
(snaps)
Did you see it? - Oh my God!
(laughs)
- (React) Woah.
- Not woah! (laughs) - (React) I've never seen that!
- Ah!
- Yes! - (React) Oh, got me!
- Not me closing my eyes, like I'm gonna get hit.
- Where are we shooting this? (laughs)
- We both aimed at her! (group laughs)
- (React) I'm like hello!
- Oh. (laughs) - (React) Oh!
Cool! - Boom.
- Girl, you know I don't trust you, honey, 'cause you...
- My ability to aim has been slightly questionable today.
- Yay! - Good, right there.
- (React) Yeah, you did it!
- Oh, that's a problem. - (React) Nice.
- But I feel like my snap is better.
- (laughs) I feel like my... - (React) The snap is better!
- (Sharon) Right?
- That feels good! - I know, it feels good.
Boom! - (React) Okay!
- I'm gonna walk around, like at night,
I'm gonna put this on my keychain.
If someone tries to mess with me.
- I know. (laughs)
- This is so fun, it would be like great to have at a bar,
I'm just not sure if they would let you use it.
- I would use this. - It's funny.
- But it's only useful if the trash is nearby.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Ooh, okay!
- Oh, I have that. I call it my get [censored] stick.
- With the tiny hands. - I hate tiny hands.
- You do?
They freak you out? - Yes.
And I don't want no man who gotta use that
to pick something out the cabinet, no.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
Listen. - ♪ Dah-nah, dah-nah ♪
♪ Dah-nah, dah-nah ♪
- This should be for women only,
and little old ladies.
(test pattern beeps)
- (React) okay. (laughs)
- This is so dad.
I sit in my La-Z-Boy.
Laura will be like will you turn the light on?
I reach back, grab my get [censored] stick,
reach behind me and turn it up,
and I can like adjust the... - The dial!?
You are so extra!
- We got it, oh no! - Mmm!
- Errr-ooh!
Swallow! - Wow.
(coughs) We are gonna take a while. (laughs)
- This is will do it, yay! - The number of sips!
I will die of dehydration before she gets me any of my drink.
- I'm gonna take it to a poetry reading.
- Yes, yes! - Mm-hmm!
- (React) Oh yeah... - So good.
- Okay! - (React) Oh!
- Boom! - (React) Boom.
(object clatters) (both laugh)
- Alright, we're gone with, I'm done,
this is gonna turn into a bigger disaster.
- Woo!
- (React) Which one of these dad gadgets was your favorite?
- The chainsaw.
- I'm getting that electric knife.
It cut that chicken right smack in, I like that.
- (React) How about you, Zaria?
- The spider web.
- Yeah, that would've been my favorite
if I didn't hit her in the face with it.
- It's just, it's hard for me to know.
Which ones I'm gonna get. (both laugh)
I really like the knife, that was insanely fun.
- Yeah. - (React) Uh-huh.
- But like, I probably wouldn't use it.
But I like these. Pew pew pew!
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And don't buy the pooper thingy! - Cheers!
- Bye!
- Can we give a hand for Gina!
- Yay! (laughs)
- Bye bye! Say bye!
And he's clapping! - Yay, bye!
(both laugh)