JAMES: NOW, EMILY MORTIMER AND MYSELF, WE HAIL FROM THE U.K.,
WHERE WE PRIDE OURSELVES ON HAVING A STIFF
UPPER LIP.
WE ARE RAISED TO BE UNFLAPPABLE AND KEEP OUR EMOTIONS IN CHECK.
BUT WE LIVE IN AMERICA NOW AND WE WANT TO PUT OUR EMOTIONAL
RESOLVE TO THE TEST.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE WILL NOW ATTEMPT THE MOST EMOTIONAL
CHALLENGE IMAGINABLE.
TO TEST IF WE CAN KEEP A STIFF UPPER LIP, WE WILL EXCHANGE
WEDDING VOWS! [APPLAUSE]
REGGIE: HELLO, I AM FATHER REGGIE WATTS
FROM OUR LADY OF PERPETUAL FUNK.
WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO JOIN TWO OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE
IN THE UNIVERSE.
MR. JAMES CORDEN. LEADER OF THE LLS SHOW ON CBS.
EMILY, EVERYTHING THAT YOU HAVE DONE HAS BEEN ABSOLUTELY
INCREDIBLE. I WILL SAY THAT HBO'S "DOLL AND
EM" COULDN'T EXIST WITHOUT YOU. SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, JAMES,
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BEGIN?
JAMES: EMILY, I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
YOU ARE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE. [LAUGHTER]
YOU THE REASON FOR ME GETTING UP -- I CAN DO THIS.
I CAN DO THIS.
NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT -- NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT --
KEEP IT TOGETHER. KEEP IT TOGETHER.
STIFF UPPER LIP.
GOD, THIS IS HARD.
SINCE THE DAY -- SINCE -- REGGIE: OK.
ALL RIGHT.
JUST TAKE A BREATH. EMILY, PLEASE, THE YOU WOULD.
JAMES, YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
I LOVE -- I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL.
I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME THINK.
I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME LAUGH!
[CHOKING UP] REGGIE: OK.
IT'S FINE.
TAKE A DEEP BREATH. JAMES: STIFF UPPER LIP.
STIFF UPPER LIP.
REGGIE: JAMES.
JAMES: OK.
STFF UPPER LIP.
REGGIE: STIFF UPPER LIP.
JAMES: OK.
EMILY.
EMILY: YES? I PROMISE TO ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF
YOU.
I PROMISE TO BE STRONG FOR YOU. I PROMISE TO BE THERE FOR YOU
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY ROCK. REGGIE: PLEASE.
NO, NO, NO, NO. PLEASE.
I THINK THAT IT IS OBVIOUS THAT THESE TWO LOVE EACH OTHER SO
DEARLY, SO VERY MUCH THAT IT IS AT THIS POINT THAT I WOULD LIKE
TO SAY WITH GREAT PRIVILEGE, BY THE POWERS INVESTED IN ME --
[LAUGHTER] BY THE POWER INVESTED -- I
CAN'T.
[CHOKING UP] JAMES: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
EMILY MORTIMER! THAT WAS "STIFF UPPER LIP."
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.