Rub-a-dub-dub. We've found some unbelievable tubs.
Let's talk about that.
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All right, but let's talk about baths first.
- Let's do that! - Are you a shower man?
- I'm a shower man. - I'm also a shower man...
...just because I don't think that bathtubs are awesome enough to
motivate me to spend the time and the water to soak in them.
It's just not cool enough! Bathtubs aren't cool enough, so I'm a shower man.
But, Mythical Beasts, we're gonna present to you today some bathtubs that not only
are going to give us a run for our money, but they might give us into the tub again.
- Yeah, make bathing great again. - (laughing) Yeah. So I've got the...
...first amazing tub. Have you ever been in a hammock -- not a tub --...
- Yes! - ...and you thought to yourself...
"Gee, I wish this hammock was filled with water and I could bathe in it?"
That wouldn't go right through the netting?
- Nope! - No, haven't thought that.
Well, someone else did, and her name was SplinterWorks.
- (laughing) - That's the name of a company.
Because they made the hammock bath. Check this out! First of all,
Master Splinter has a side gig as a bathtub maker.
- As a bath maker? - But they look like hammocks.
- This thing is made of carbon fiber. - (Rhett) Okay, so it's stiff.
- (Rhett) It's not like a [sheet]. - (Link) It doesn't swing.
(Link) It is so strong, and that cane that's propped up against it is...
- ...the faucet. It's doesn't come... - Okay.
...with a cane, and it doesn't come with Jessica Chastain. So don't get your...
- ...hopes up too high. - But that's how I like my hammocks...
- ...is stiff. I don't like... - A stiff hammock.
...'Cause the swinging is where all the injuries happen.
It drains into the floor, so you create a little waterfall below you whenever
you get out. A little spigot there below you. Mobility may be an
issue in this thing. I just don't see myself sinking all the way down.
I like to put my face under the tub. I don't see her doing that.
- You like to submerge? Completely? - I like to submerge and then flip.
Like, roll like an alligator. That's how I tub bathe.
- Like a baby in the womb? - Like an angry alligator killing prey.
- Okay. How much is this thing? - Thirty-four thousand dollars...
- ...limited to a set of 12. - Not cheap. And you have to build...
- ...the room around it to get started. - (Link) It is adjustable.
- Not very practical. - You can order it custom in any size.
Not very practical, unlike mine that I'm gonna tell you about.
Have you ever looked at your wife's shoes and thought, "Wow, I wish I could...
- ...bathe in that?" - (laughing) No?
Well, now you can, Link, thanks to Sicis. They make the sickest bath that looks...
- ...like a woman's shoe. - Did they call themselves that...
- ...so you could say that? - No, it's just S-I-C-I-S.
- It just looks and sounds like "sicis." - (Link) It'd be afraid to meet...
- ...the woman who wore that shoe. - I don't think that's what it's about.
I think it's not Mrs. Jolly Green Giant's shoe.
- Climb a beanstalk. - The best way for me to tell you...
...about this is to show you the product video, and I will say that I have taken
the liberty of replacing the soundtrack with my own.
- Okay. - So just keep that in mind.
- Here it is. - ♪ (smooth drum beat) ♪
- (Link) That's the ocean, not a tub. - (Rhett) Now, this does not mean...
...this woman's name is Audrey. That is the name of the tub.
- (Rhett) This is the Audrey model. - (Link) Well, she could be Audrey, too.
(Rhett) There it is. Look at that woman just walking around that big shoe.
- (Link) That's a white platform shoe. - (Rhett) See this little...
...(stammering) Look at the... Oh! It's a lot bigger on the inside...
- ...than you would have thought. - (both laughing)
(music has Rhett rapping over it) ♪ (I'm so tight, so stressed. Need...) ♪
(Link) The music tone has changed, and I think this may be your massage demo.
- (Link) Could be wrong. - (Rhett) Look at how relaxed she is.
♪ (...like the way you work my muscle knots! ) ♪
You see that, how she was responding to that?
(laughing) Blankly, just like I did the first time I heard it.
- Hey! It is a catchy song. - Yeah!
I haven't it gotten it out of my noggin since then.
Sicis, if you would like to use my special massage song in your
product videos, feel free to contact me. But in the meantime, continue
selling your bath for seventeen to twenty-seven thousand dollars.
- Oh. - That's all it takes to take a bath...
- ...in a shoe. - Man, it's cheaper than the hammock.
- (laughing) Yeah! - I wouldn't thought it'd be more...
...expensive than the hammock. Have you ever looked at a giant rock
and thought, "Man, I wish I could bathe in that?"
- Actually, yes. (laughing) - (laughing) I bet you have.
Yeah, yeah. You gotta remember your audience here, Link.
I've looked at giant rocks and said, "I wish I could sunbathe on that."
- Like a lizard. - Like a naked Lizard.
Like an iguana. Well, most lizards are already naked.
- And so was I. - You ever seen a lizard with shorts on?
- Or overalls? - Uh... I think there's some sort...
...of branded campaign. I hope he's clothed.
- Yeah. - Baldi Rock Crystal Bathtub is this.
Check it out. This is one solid, single 10-ton block of white rock crystal.
Rock quartz crystal. Designer Paolo Baldi heard about this crystal deposit...
...in Brazil, okay? And then he had it mined and transported to Italy in
one giant piece. It was flown over on the back of a Paolo-Baldi eagle.
- (giggling) - What?
- Baldi eagle. It's his last name. - Okay. I get it.
- Paolo. -I get it. I get the joke.
But the accent was a little too thick for me.
(laughing) It wasn't really flown on the back of an eagle. That would be...
- ...a huge eagle. - Now, I gotta say. I am very...
...into this. This is the kind of thing that excites me. Like, you knew I
was the kind of guy that would like to bathe in a rock. Something that was
inside of the earth at some point and then was carved out just for my enjoyment?
This is the kind of thing that I can get on board with.
This is gonna be expensive. They take six months to carve.
- Okay, I got time. - Only three have been made for far.
- All right. I'm just another guy. - You're gonna have to pony up.
The first tub was sold to someone in Russia for eight hundred and fifty-nine...
- Dollars! Oh! Oh, okay. - ...thousand dollars. Thousand dollars.
Almost a million bucks. Tube number two -- tub number two.
- It's not a tube. - (laughing)
- I like to add Es to my tub. - Do they have a tube?
- Do they make a bald eagle tube? - Yeah, you get inside the rock tube.
- Okay. - [It] was made for Harrods department...
...store: $790,000. It just sits in the store. No one bathes in it.
- Little cheaper though. - Tub number three was bought by...
...British model Tamara Ecclestone for $1.5 million. She was given no deal.
Euh, yeah. She got a little... It got marked up on her.
Yeah, she's a model. They could have Instagramed...
- Do you have video of her bathing? - ...it and given her a discount.
- I do not, Rhett. I'm sorry. - Okay.
- I have just video of the empty tub. - Link, "wood" like a...
buth-- bathtub. "Wood" you? Would you like a wooden bathtub?
- "Wood" you? - I'm interested. I'm interested.
How about this, Link? It's the Caijou tub. It's made from Caijou, which is a
very expensive material. It is ancient fossilized wood mined from
a volcanic region in Indonesia that is said to be 180,000,000 years old.
- (Link) Looks like a huge ashtray. - It is thought to have magical...
...powers because it has, according to the company, stored over 100,000,000 years
of energy from the earth and universe. Don't think that's how it works.
- I don't -- - Yeah, no, no! You unlock the energy...
- ...by bathing in it. - Okay.
- You just haven't done it. - All I know is if it can make me...
...look like this guy, I might be into it.
- (Link) Muscular and black-and-white? - (Rhett) Look at this dude.
(Rhett) Now, this is how I bathe with my wife. When I do bathe, she gets
into the tub and I just get naked on the side and look away from her.
- (crew offscreen laughing) - You know? So if I could just...
...get this guy's body, I'd be all the way there.
- (Link) He's silver. - (Rhett) In my mind, this is a huge...
- ...step up from your rock tub... - Yeah?
- ...because it's wood. - I don't own it, Rhett.
- Because it's wood. - Yeah, of course.
And the price is reflected in this. This thing takes two to three months
to make. You get it a little bit faster than the rock tub, but the price is...
- ...$1.7 million. - CAI-jou!
That's why they call it that. That's what you say.
So I'm super excited about it, but unless this is Monopoly money, I'm not...
- ...in the market. - All right. I am gonna present to...
...you a tub that's gonna make you very excited.
Or maybe not. I don't know about this one, honestly. It's the red diamond...
...bathtub. It's not diamond-shaped at all, but it is most definitely red.
- Look at this thing. - (Rhett) This is an actual thing?
- (Rhett) This isn't a cartoon? - (Link) No, this is for real, man.
(Link) It's got two 42-inch HD TVs. And it's got a champagne --
-- look at that -- a champagne tilt vice.
- (Rhett) Who does that? - (Link) She did.
(Rhett) You pour the champagne into the bath?
It's got a retractable water wand that sucks back up inside itself, dude.
(Rhett) What, are you supposed to sit on that thing? I don't understand.
- (crew offscreen laughing) - What is the... I don't understand.
- You pull it out. - Is that a bidet?
- You pull it out and wand yourself. - I don't need a bidet.
- I'm already in the bath! - You pull it out, wand yourself...
...put it back in, and then it (inhales) sucks back up inside...
- ...itself. - Why do I need two screens?
You wife doesn't wanna look at you when she's in the bath with you.
- Oh! Okay. - She want's to look at Wayne's World 2...
- ...while you're looking at... - (both) Wayne's World 1! Ha ha ha!
- This thing costs $47,200. - A drop in the bucket for luxury.
I mean, I don't know. This is kind of gaudy. Jacuzzi with a bottle holder...
- ...and two crappy TVs. - Well, speaking of taking a bath...
...with your significant other, Link, I think that I have a solution for that
if you wanna take a bath with your partner but actually not touch them.
That's the Yin-Yang tub. Look at this thing.
- (Link) That's cool slash weird. - (Rhett) Both people get...
- (Link) Slash sad. - You can touch hands if you want.
If you wanna hold hands, you can. But you basically get your own body of
water set at your own temperature. Your own color!
- Oh, yes! - Now, the water's not colored.
There's lights. There's light that make it basically any color under the rainbow.
And also, I was thinking, this could be perfect for me and you because we tend
to bathe together a lot on this show. And this is a way for us to fill each
side up with ranch dressing or chicken noodle soup or...
- Oh! - ...whatever we wanna bathe in.
And we don't have to put my legs over your head and the stuff that usually
happens when we bathe together in that metal tub.
I think this tub would be really depressing in a divorce situation.
- Ah. - It like, you're just filling up...
...your side, and you're like, (dejectedly) "This side's empty."
- (Rhett and crew offscreen laughing) - Didn't mean to go sad, but you...
...gotta divorce-proof these designs, man.
Well, I'm gonna make you happy right now, because this thing also comes with
something called sound wave massage. It basically means there's a loud speaker
in the water and you can actually bathe in the sound waves. And we actually have
some footage of this in action. Let's listen in.
♪ (hip-hop beat) ♪ (Rhett rapping) ♪ (I'm so stiff!) ♪
♪ (So stressed! Need someone to rub my chest!) ♪
♪ ( Awww yeah! That's the spot! I like the way you work my booty knots! ) ♪
See, there you go. You see how those people were enjoying themselves,
having my song just reverberate through their bodies?
Yeah, they loved your song, Rhett, just like everyone else.
- Because you keep forcing it upon us. - Only $55,000. It could be yours.
(stammering) I think that's a little pricey! I think that's the problem
across the board here. Why you gotta spend so much? These are not...
- ...economically feasible. We should... - True.
...be able to get luxury in a tub without having to break our banks.
- Uh-huh. - And with that sentiment in mind...
...we have decided to develop our own Mythical Tub that is both affordable,
yet totally luxurious. And we tasked the Mythical Crew to build it.
- Here it is. - ♪ (atmospheric beat) ♪
(crew member Lizze narrating) Experience the extravagance.
Experience the opulence. Experience the finest in craftsmanship.
Mythical Entertainment is proud to present the Duct Tub.
(whispered) Duck Tub.
Indulge in affordable comfort like never before with features such as
a solid, plummers-grade PVC frame definitely not made from the
outhouse we built a few weeks ago, a comfort-soft luxury pillow,
and a built-in cup holder for your favorite beverage.
Extra long with plenty of room for two. Bathing has never been this
luxurious... -ly affordable. Presenting the Duck Tub: grab life by the bath.
Be advised: some leakage may occur.
Um... (clicking noise with mouth)
That turned out little differently than I anticipated.
- Eh. - But you know what?
- I think people are gonna be into it! - Yes, and we're pricing them to move.
Sixty four dollars and eighty six cents should cover all materials and labor...
- ...and wipe it from our memories. - Yes. Thanks for bathing....
- ...liking, commenting, and subscribing. - You know what time it is.
Hi, I'm Jake, and I'm on the top of Vermont. And it's time to spin...
- ...The Wheel of Mythicality. - Pick up the Mythical Pomade...
...for your hair! Available at Amazon for those of you in the U.S.
Link in the description. And also available at beardandlady.com for...
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Support Internetainment. Click through to Good Mythical More, where we are
gonna pop this puppy open and experiment with it.
(Rhett) Not before an "awkward goodbye."
Hey, it was... It was good.
- It was good hanging out. - Bye.
[Captioned by Kevin: GMM Captioning Team]