>> Greg: LET’S DO THIS INSTEAD. >> ♪ ♪
>> ♪ ♪
>> Greg: INTRODUCING THE GUTTOS.
-- GUTTIES.
THE TROPHY IS TALLER THAN THE
PRESENTER.
NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THIS.
HE ARE EXCITED ABOUT BREAKING
THROUGH GROUNDS.
BIGGEST HYPOCRITE OF THE YEAR.
GAVIN NEWSOM.
HIS IDEA OF SOCIAL DISTANCING IS
TO EAT IN A RESTAURANT SO
EXPENSIVE HE WILL NEVER RUN INTO
WORKING CLASS PEOPLE.
JAMIE, HYPOCRITE OF THE YEAR?
>> YOU CRUSHED IT.
I WILL GO FAUCI.
IT’S SO MUCH HYPOCRISY.
EVEN THE MARK THING.
GET A MASK FOR YOUR MASK AND
THEN SEEN AT A BASEBALL GAME FOR
NO MASK.
IF NOT THIS YEAR ARNOLD NOBLE.
HE INVENTED THE NOBEL PEACE
PRIZE AND WENT ON TO INVENT
DYNAMITE.
NOT A LOT OF PEACEFUL USES.
>> Greg: GOOD POINT.
TYRUS.
>> IT’S A GROUP.
CNN.
>> [APPLAUDING].
>> Greg: WE NEED A REASON?
>> YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED THE NEWS
LATELY?
I DON’T KNOW.
THEY NEVER KEEP WOWING US.
AND LET’S GET AFTER IT IS
AVAILABLE.
IF ANYONE IS LOOKING FOR A CATCH
PHRASE THAT DOESN’T WORK.
>> Greg: WE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT
LET’S GET AFTER IT MEANT.
WHAT WAS THE IT.
KAT, BIGGEST HYPOCRITE.
AND I AM GLAD YOU WOKE UP.
>> I AM NOT.
[LAUGHING].
I THINK GAVIN NEWSOM IS A GOOD
CALL.
IT WASN’T JUST HIM.
IT WAS A LOT OF PEOPLE.
RASHIDA TLAIB AT THE WEDDING.
ALL OF THESE PEOPLE MAKING RULES
FOR OTHER PEOPLE AND NOT
FOLLOWING THEMSELVES.
THEN NOT REALLY CARING OR
CHANGING THEIR MINDS.
NOT SAYING LET’S CHANGE THE
RULES.
CONTINUING TO DO SO.
>> Greg: DANA?
>> THE MAYOR OF CHICAGO AND THE
MAYOR OF D.C. AND THE MAYOR OF
SOVEREIGNS -- SAN FRANCISCO IN
ONE WEEK AT SOCIAL EVENTS.
AND NANCY PELOSI WENT TO A BIG
EVENT AND EVERY STAFF MEMBER HAD
TO WEAR A MASK.
I HATE GOING INTO RESTAURANTS
WHERE EVERYBODY ELSE HAS TO BE
MASKED BUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE
ACTUALLY EATING.
HOPEFULLY THAT CAN CHANGE IN
2022.
THOSE THREE MAYORS TOOK THE
CAKE.
>> Greg: NICELY DONE WITH THE
RESTAURANT.
I LIKE THE SERVERS WEARING MASKS
BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN’T TELL YOU
ABOUT THEIR SCREEN PLAY.
>> ON A PLANE AND YOU HAVE TO
WEAR A MASK WHILE EATING.
I BUY A 100 POUND BAG OF SUN
FLOWER SEEDS.
>> Greg: THE NEXT AWARD.
TOOL OF THE YEAR? FROM ARE SO MANY TOOLS.
FROM ARE SO MANY TOOLS.
IT’S A TIE BEEN SETH ROGUE AN
WHO CLAIMED HIS NEW SHOW TANKING
ON WHITE SUPREMACISTS.
KAT?
>> IT’S CHRIS CUOMO.
ANYBODY WHO WOULD SAY LET’S GET
AFTER IT IS A FOOL.
-- TOOL.
HE FAKED HIS NAKED ON THE
INTERNET ACCIDENT.
HE HAS HIS SHIRT OFF.
HE IS THE BIGGEST TOOL IN THE
HISTORY OF THE PLANET.
>> [APPLAUDING].
>> IT’S A BIG NIGHT FOR CNN.
BRIAN BRIAN
BRIAN STELLZER.
>> JEFFREY TOOBIN.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE].
>> Greg: I WOULD ASK THE
AUDIENCE TO GIVE HIM A HAND BUT
HE DOESN’T NEED IT.
TOOLS?
>> I AM MIXING IT UP HERE.
DANNY CARRIE. HE IS THE DRUMMER FROM TOOL THAT
HE IS THE DRUMMER FROM TOOL THAT ACTUALLY GOT ACCUSED OF SEXUAL
ACTUALLY GOT ACCUSED OF SEXUAL
HARASSMENT AND YELLED HOMOPHOBIC SLURS AT THE TSA.
SLURS AT THE TSA.
>> Greg: THEIR ALBUM WAS GOOD.
THE MOST RACIST EVENT OF THE
YEAR.
MINE IS THE CLASSROOM TEACHING
CRITICAL RACE THEORY.
TIRES, THE MOST RACIST THING OF
THIS YEAR?
>> CNN AGAIN.
DON LEMON.
>> [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE].
-- TYRUS.
>> WE ARE ALL WHITE SUPREMACY
ISTS.
EVEN ME WHEN IS EXCITING.
IT’S NICE TO KNOW THEY OPENED
THEIR DOORS TO UP.
AN INTERESTING MIXER NOW.
>> Greg: EVEN RACISTS NEED
DIVERSITY.
>> THAT MAKES THEM THE HYPOCRITE
OF THE YEAR.
>> Greg: DANA?
>> THIS IS A STORY THAT STUCK
WITH ME A LOT.
WHEN THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION
ACCUSED THE BORDER PATROL BORDER
PATROL OF BEING RACIST BECAUSE
THEY WERE DOING THEIR JOB USING
THEIR HORSES TO PREVENT MIGRANTS
FROM ILLEGALLY ENTERING THE
UNITED STATES.
THE PRESIDENT SAID THEY WILL
PAY.
THERE WILL BE AN INVESTIGATION.
THEY DROPPED THE INVESTIGATION.
THEY ARE TRYING TO LET THIS GO.
I DON’T WANT TO LET IT GO.
>> Greg: THEY ARE COUNTING ON
THE NEWS CYCLE TO ERASE
EVERYTHING.
JAMIE?
>> NOTICE HOW SUPER RACIST BIDEN
CLOSING THE BORDER TO SOUTH
AFRICA.
I HAD A BIG TOUR IN BOTSWANNA.
>> [LAUGHING].
>> I WAS DOING LAST CHUCKLE HUT
IN ZIMBABWE.
HERE’S HOW TO SPOT A RACIST.
AT BED, BATH AND BEYOND AND YOU
SEE SOMEONE WITH SHEETS GOING
INTO THE CHANGING ROOM.
>> Greg: [LAUGHING].
NICE.
>> THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW.
>> Greg: KAT?
>> IT’S NOT AN EVENT.
GUYS ON THE INTERNET IN THEIR
MOM’S BASEMENTS TYPING RACIST
STUFF.
THAT’S GOING ON ALL THE TIME.
THAT’S ALL I HAVE TO SAY.
>> Greg: UP NEXT, WORST
POLITICIAN. AOC, HARD TO SMASH THE SYSTEM AT
AOC, HARD TO SMASH THE SYSTEM AT
AN EVENT WITH APPETITERS AND
JUSTIN TRUDEAU.
WORST POLITICIAN?
>> I WILL WITH DE BLASIO.
>> Greg: YOU CAN CHANGE IT?
>> TO CNN.
MY LEAST FAVORITE THING WAS THE
VACCINE THING WHERE HE WAS
EATING THE HAMBURGER AND FRIES.
YES.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO PUSH
VACCINES YOU PUSH A HEALTH
LIFESTYLE.
IF YOU GET THE VACCINE YOU GET
FREE CO-MORBIDITIES.
>> Greg: GAIN THAT WEIGHT.
>> DE BLASIO YOU HAVE UNITED NEW
YORKERS THIS BEING EXCITED ABOUT
ERIC ADAMS.
TAKES SOMEBODY THAT BAD TO GET
IT DONE.
A LOT RIDING ON ERIC ADAMS.
HOPEFULLY HE CAN TURN THINGS
AROUND.
DE BLASIO DOESN’T REALIZE HOW
DISLIKED HE IS.
NOW HE WANTS TO RUN FOR
GOVERNOR.
>> Greg: EXACTLY.
WHILE THE CRIME WAS EXPLODING,
HE WAS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AS
IT WAS STARTING.
DID NOT STOP HIM.
I THINK ERIC ADAMS HAS A GREAT
OPPORTUNITY.
IT’S GOOD TO COME IN AFTER THE
WORST MAYOR IN HISTORY.
KAT, YOUR CHOICE?
>> ANDREW CUOMO.
HE WAS LIKE KILLING GRANDPARENTS
AND GROPING WOMEN AND USING
TAXPAYER DOLLARS TO MAKE HIMSELF
RICH.
IT SHOWS MATURITY ON MY PART I
AM NO LONGER LIKE A MAN WITH
NIPPLE RINGS.
>> Greg: TYRUS?
>> LIGHTFOOT.
HANDS DOWN. WILL ONLY SPEAK TO BROWN
WILL ONLY SPEAK TO BROWN
REPORTERS AND TOLD RELATORS YOU
WERE ASKING FOR IT.
THE WORST POLITICIAN IN THE
COUNTRY.
>> Greg: I GO WITH BILL DE
BLASIO BECAUSE HE IS THE WORSE
HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET.
IF WE HAVE THE WORST.
THEN WE HAVE TO GIVE CREDIT TO
THE BEST POLITICIAN OF THE YEAR.
PRESIDENT OF FLORIDA RON
DESANTIS.
>> [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE].
>> Greg: HE’S DONE MORE FOR
FLORIDA THAN PLASTIC SURGERY.
KAT?
>> I DON’T IDOLIZE ANYBODY
EXCEPT FOR ADAM SANDLER.
THAT’S TRUE.
>> Greg: I KNOW THAT.
>> THEY WORK FOR ALL OF US.
THEY CAN KEEP WORKING.
>> Greg: TYRUS?
>> RAND PAUL.
>> Greg: I HAD RAND PAUL.
>> HE STAYED THE COURSE.
HE DID THE JOB AND I RESPECT
THAT.
HE GOT BEAT UP BY A NEIGHBOR AND
STILL WENT TO WRONG.
HIS CONSISTENCY IS HONORABLE.
>> I THINK IT IS RON DESANTIS.
HE BRIDGED THE LAST 2 YEARS.
I REMEMBER BEING DOWN IN FLORIDA
FOR SOMETHING AND AN UBER DRIVER
WHO SAID I LOVE OUR GOVERNOR.
I SAID I AM AFRAID HE WILL RUN
FOR PRESIDENT BECAUSE HE WON’T
BE OUR GOVERNOR.
I THOUGHT WOW.
HIS APPROVAL IS NOT JUST BECAUSE
HE IS A GREAT POLITICIAN BUT
GOOD AT IMPLEMENTING POLICY.
>> Greg: UBER DRIVER, IT MUST BE
NICE.
>> [LAUGHING].
>> MY ANSWERS, I GO WITH THE
SAME ANSWER.
FLORIDA KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE
DOING.
THEY CAME OUT ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THIS WHOLE THING.
>> [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE].
>> I WAS IN A UBER IF FLORIDA.
WE ARE NOT SOCIAL DISTANCING OR
MASKING.
I BELIEVED HIM BECAUSE I WAS
SITTING ON HIS LAP.
HE GOES, HERE’S WHY I LOVE
FLORIDA.
HE SAID WHEN THEY OPENED THINGS
UP IN THE FIRST TIER.
STRIP CLUBS OPENED.
YOU HAVE TO GET DOWN THERE.
IT’S A BUYERS MARKET.
>> [LAUGHING].
>> THE DEALS ARE INCREDIBLE.
I AM NOT A STRIP CLUB GUY.
I WENT THERE JUST FOR RESEARCH.
IT WAS CRAZY.
5 DOLLARS A DANCE AND FOR $20
THEY WOULD TAKE YOU IN THE BACK ROOM AND GIVE YOU COVID.
ROOM AND GIVE YOU COVID.