Bethany! How long are you going to take in there?!
Uh, I'm almost done!
stop hogging up the bathroom!
yeah! some of us need to brush our teeth you know!
(Yelling) COME ON HURRY UP I NEED TO BRUSH MY TEETH!! BETHANY HURRY UP!!
Ugh. Stop yelling! She's probably on the toilet... and we all know how long THAT takes.
Finally!
Whoa! What the actual ham?!
What?
Don't you at least normally look like a female at this hour?!
I don't know, I'm feeling extra lazy today.
Kind of like how you feel everyday!
Nice one...
(Sizzle)
(Footsteps)
Hey!
WHAT?!
I'm making pancakes. Did you want one?
Oh. Hahaha pancakes... sure!
(stabs pancake and eats it)
Well, I have to go...
Where are you going?
Oh, you know.. on a walk..to..the movie theater!
Aren't you going to get dressed first?
I am dressed. Hello?! these are my lazy movie theater clothes.
Oh okay! That's the look you're going for.
Yep. Bye!
Wait!
What?
Is anyone going with you?
(Nervous laugh) No?
Aww! I'll go with you so you're not lonely!
Uh! NO NO I'm good. You wouldn't like the movie anyway..
What is it about?
I don't know... there's a woman....
Okay, and let me guess, she has wonder! You're going to see Wonder Woman! I'd LOVE to see that!
No? I mean YES! But there's swords and kicking... you don't want to see that..
And besides, I really do want to go alone.
Okay, then bye!
Bye! (Phew)
Yo. No offense, but what are you wearing?
My disguise.
Oh. Thank goodness Ryder wasn't home and I didn't have to go through that.
Yeah, and meanwhile everyone in my family is suspicious of everyone at all times.
Yeah.
(They both talk at the same time)
Sorry, go ahead.
No, you.
faster than mine ah that sounded awkward just talk so what were you doing last
week it took you a long time to respond to me I mean not that I care oh you know
I was eating a potato obvious ly well I was Ryan what are you paying attention
to where you're driving out there the cow freaking beef I thought we were
going to a restaurant we are then why are there cows roaming around I don't
know ah we're lost aren't we
blah blah blah um what did you just say it's fine girl let me just check my GPS
oh no Ryan just stop the car yeah we must be in the middle of nowhere
because there's no phone reception well then let's just turn around and go back
the way we came it's not like the car won't start or
anything no don't say that why because the way my life works the car probably
won't start now huh not my car this used to be my uncle Brian's car
anything that was Brian's is always flying and I'm not lying
well Brian was probably wrong this time
Rawdon please have mercy on all of us we betters I'm not lying
whatever let's just get out of here hmm did I just run over something I swear is
it's a hobo I'm running for the hills and never coming back whoa this isn't
good what my tires flat no what is this a
magic 8-ball made of what steel shocking right that wasn't me screaming thanks
the heavens you rescued my magic 8-ball oh oh I predict your car is broken down
it's just a busted tire so your predictions a little off whoo-hoo honest
and stock' we got some extra tires back at the farm you can have follow me this
way
um we don't know these people I think it's okay okay
hold on please meow get your body over here what's
awesome Paul Wayne hey nice outfit noodle doodle I like yours too trendy
Wendy don't want to make anyone feel left out don't worry I didn't feel left
out hey no Bethany let's try for once not to
get on these peoples bad side huh just try not to be sassy I wasn't trying I
know just try not to be yourself for a second ah so who are you people and what
brings you to my farm they ran over my egg ball and have a burnt pancake
oh my you poor unfortunate souls now that's a problem I wouldn't want to be
in are you people related to Becky Kentucky or something never heard of a
fried chicken sandwich name then I neither look he's not that bad what did
you just say nothing never mind um yeah so can we get that spare tire can I get
some cash cash money cash cash oh really no your magic 8-ball me my tire go out
well you are the one who ran over it exactly but just pay the people so we
can leave mmm now Ryan you don't want to get on these amazingly kind people's bad
side do you I see you're making quite the effort not to be sassy good for you
I know I'm the best start I hope that wasn't supposed to sound sarcastic at
least you're not a liar can you two stop tweeting around and talk off the snot
nuggets that means money I think we already figured out the
analogy let's just pay let's you mean me right well I would pay them but I
accidentally left my purse at home likely story but understandable where's
my wallet Ryan don't say that I must have accidentally left mine too but it's
understandable no money eh no tire for you then why because I don't normally
wear fancy pants and I forgot well I guess you're stuck here forever now I'm
pretty sure that's illegal mildews just yanking your chain sorry
how about you give us the tire we'll come back and never you'll probably pull
some piccoli trick on us we won't uh-oh the only way you're gonna get that tire
is if you work for it work for it um who do you think you are your boss you
sandwich now get the Pope scooping
well this isn't how I imagined this date would go sorry it's not your fault yeah
but I feel like I let you down because I don't know this isn't really that fancy
stop really I mean I do like fancy things but ah should have paid attention
to where I was driving but it's hard when you distract me with your beauty
Brian don't lay in the Pope I'm becoming one with my true self
bro hello y'all is he alive yeah he's fine uh I just wanted to
apologize for the situation if it was up to me I would just give you the tire but
no dudes a little stubborn a little whoo-whoo sorry so how long have you two
been married no no no no oh this is your first date yeah I predicted it was even
one of those how I'm so sorry to hear this know you're stuck on this farm on
your first date whoo-hoo what are you an owl hey be nice it's
okay I'm used to it so what's it like being a city girl a city what well I
don't know you just flip trendy like you know internet slang and stuff like you
say oMG and Lofton I know a few of them okay nobody really says them out loud I
hope I can be a city girl someday hey let's talk and more working if y'all
want to get out of here how long do we have to do this for you'll get your
break at dinnertime uh-huh by the time we get out of here Barbie's
going to be suspicious and I'm going to have to go home I know
Oh heaven the wind is picking up Pauline make sure the pig doesn't lose her wig
yes ma'am
nope I'm not even going to question that hey
I predict I might be able to get y'all out of here sooner how mildew usually
follow the sleep right after dinner especially if we have fried chicken and
potato salad knocks her right out I don't know why
for now though I'm gonna try to make it the best for y'all okay just sit tight
here okay I'll finish up your work are you sure
I'm sure Oh y'all look so cute it's giving me the
farm feels wait do you have one of those phone picture takers a smartphone
whoo-hoo yeah that's what I meant let me take your picture OMG la squad
you look toasted or did I say it right it kind of sounded like a grandma who
just figured out how to access the internet but I guess thanks YW and
that's lit I'll be back soon okay so I up er turn okay well you never really
said why you wanted us dating to be a secret all you said was don't tell
anyone or you're fried toast and it said panic through my soul that's not a
question yeah but it kind of is I don't know I don't want it to be
awkward Barbie would freak out and it's also kind of weird how skipper and Ryder
are together you know that makes sense and I don't know I want to get to know
you better without anyone freaking out I'm still
kind of surprised because I didn't think you liked me or at least you acted like
it exactly but I guess we show our feelings in different ways then yours
are pretty obvious by the way well well Bethany Copperfield's for me and I
didn't even know it okay maybe I did but don't act so sake
about it dinner table mildewed please don't be rude like that
it's her first date oho this is a PG farm Pauline and my booty will sit
wherever the wind takes me now what's on the menu
here you go mmm diggity Cluckers and spud salad mmm-hmm
you know I'm not very hungry anymore same then you better go back to work if
you ever want to leave they get that tire oh hello little cow well milk irani
seems to really like you oh you're so cute oh I don't think she likes you what
why not
seriously aha Milko Roni knows this is a PG farm too you know what I am exhausted
I told you I'll throw her into bed and get that tire right for you
you know what still not going to question it
it's getting dark yep I'm definitely going to have to go home don't you just
tell Barbie you're staying out late it'll sound suspicious true that's okay
you know what what this isn't that bad we scooped poop
on our first date yeah and who else can say that I guess I just want to say that
we don't have to do anything fancy as long as we're together that's all that
matters right right and I know that means a lot because you are the fanciest
person I know and in all seriousness I wouldn't want to scoop poop with anyone
but you same for you ah Neil who's knocked out
for the neck and your car is all fixed I predict you'll be back home very soon oh
I'm getting tired myself see y'all later and feel free to come back and visit
anytime bye no thank you finally we're free let's go wait maybe
just a few more minutes
Oh
you