- Oh, my God, babe.
Come check what Brutus did. (laughs)
Happy Valentine's, boy.
- Where did you get that? (dog's paws clacking)
(kisses)
Aw, thank you.
- Oh, my God. I've never gotten a bouquet that big before.
It's so big.
- That's what you like.
Oh, my God. Is this real?
- Yes, it's real.
Do you like them?
- It's so big.
- That's what she said. (laughs)
Am I getting some tonight?
- Sure. (laughs)
- Do they smell good?
Come on and smell the roses.
So, I didn't know if you would love flowers
because it's kind of femme, but you're kind of femme.
Here's also a little extra.
- This is not even from you.
I know this from our building, our apartment building.
- The flower. But I'm talking about the hot sauce.
(laughing)
- So this, because I know you like hot sauce,
and now you can stay spicy.
- Ooh!
I'm not going to lie.
This is a really dangerous combo for a bottom.
- Ah, yeah. I guess no anal too.
I know you enjoyed hot sauce all the time,
so I wanted to add a little variation.
But I just hope that you're still gonna be able
to perform tonight.
- No.
(laughing)
- I think you represent our love very well
because you're spicy to me.
- My butt hole will be spicy.
- Makes our life interesting.
- Yo, Max.
- What's up?
- wanna watch something?
- Sure.
- What do you wanna watch?
- I feel like watching "Call Me By Your Name".
- Oh, it's been a while.
- I know. It gets you in like, the V-day mood.
- The other day, I was looking for it in Netflix Canada,
and I couldn't find it.
- Really?
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- Woo-hoo.
- Oh look, my favorite scene.
- You can't show that on YouTube, Yos. (laughs)
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- Brutus, you're also my Valentine. (mumbles)
(dog pants)
- You also have to say happy Valentine's to Brutus.
- Happy Valentine's.
Happy Valentine's. I love you.
We've done so much stuff these past couple of days
that's like about me, so I made a reservation
for a steak dinner for you tonight.
- Ooh.
- (laughs) Should we eat something now or should we wait?
We have two hours till our reservation.
- I don't wanna spoil my appetite.
Maybe I could just have a yogurt
or something and hold it till later.
Mm, thank you.
(kisses)
Look, babe. I'm the gift that keeps on giving.
(kisses)
- Brutus, you're the gift.
I think it's over there.
(glasses clinking)
Happy Valentine's.
- Wow, what a classy man.
So, we're at this restaurant called Gibby's.
It's in old Montreal.
We came here super early cause we were scared
that there wouldn't be parking on the Valentine's day.
Since all the romantic restaurants seem to be here.
- Do I make you one?
- Nope.
- It's dry, so it falls everywhere. I think it's bacon.
- Hmm. Good bacon.
- I'm gonna make a special thing.
- Bacon and pickle? What kind of creature is that?
How'd it turn out? (laughs)
This restaurant feels so old in a really good way.
Like you can smell the carpet.
It's that kind of vibe of restaurant.
What do you think of it?
- It's cute. Very old-timey.
I don't deserve nice things like that.
I don't deserve you.
- You deserve the this pickle.
- So big. (laughs)
- Happy boy. My top is happy.
I'm so full and so tipsy.
I can't possibly finish my plate.
I haven't drank this much since-
You're a meat whore.
- You're a meat whore.
- Meat whore.
You like meat.
You like dick.
Leave room for dick.
- Okay, Yos. We're in public. (laughs)
- (laughs) You're so drunk.
- 24 year old scotch.
It's older than you.
- 24 year old twink.
- So smooth and vanilla.
- The 24 year old twink?
- Yeah, you. (laughs)
How was your dining experience?
- It was fulfilling to my belly.
- I'm so full.
- They sat us next to a lesbian,
so they were like grouping all the gays together.
- (laughs) They read us so hard.
They put us between the Asians and the gays.
- Yeah. You know what.
I think the manager wants us to feel comfortable.
So he's like, we're just gonna put the gays together.
Oh, and then there's like an Asian couple.
We're gonna put them next to him, as well.
And it worked out because I had a pleasant experience, so.
- How could he tell?
- That we're gay? (laughs)
- It's because of you.
- I know. It is because of me.
Old Montreal's so pretty at night.
- So romantic, and it's so cold right now.
You want to warm me up?
- How?
- I'll show you in the car.
- Yeah.
We just got home, but this one still wants to go drinking.
- More drinks.
Let's go.
- How old are you?
- How old do you get me?
- What?
- How old do you think I am?
- We're going to a bar near our place, which we never go to.
- Because we said we're not (beep) yet.
(glasses clanking)
Smooth and silky. You wanna try?
- My butt is smooth and silky.
- (laughs) It is.
- I have a zit right here.
- I can't see it.
- Right here.
I don't know why I'm breaking out.
- I know a trick that's good for the skin.
- No, you don't.
- Look at what we got in the mail.
It's your birthday present from our friend,
Yachiyo.
- Why am I getting so many presents today?
- It was supposed to arrive on your birthday,
I think it's also perfect that they arrive on Valentine's.
Should I open it for you? You're dangerous with scissors.
(box opening)
- Oh, my God. (laughs)
It says "Happy Birthday Yos",
and it has all my favorite Pokemon characters on it.
Snacks.
- Snacks from Japan.
- Candies.
Just in time because we just finished
all of our Japanese snacks. (laughs)
- Hair wax.
If you guys need hair wax recommendations, these.
Personally, yeah, I think these are the best ones,
and I've used them for a very long time.
And Yachi just restocked them for us. (laughs)
This is the sauce from a famous yakiniku
restaurant in Japan.
Eat it with fried eggs.
Pokemon Center.
This one says please open at the end. It's the last one.
- I know what it is.
- Really? She asked me for a recommendation
for your birthday gift.
She sent us our Suica card.
That's what we use for the train in Tokyo.
- Oh, my god. (laughs)
This makes our trip so real.
More candy.
- Give me. Give me. Give me.
- (Gasps) Oh, my god.
Pop Art toys. Dimoo!
- (laughs) Open them. See what you got.
- Okay. This one, I already know what it is
cause she told me she got like a double, so she gave me one.
Oh, that's so cute.
- It's a space Jim.
- It's an astronaut.
I love collecting like the black haired ones
because I can just pretend that it's me.
Another space travel series.
The one that I want is the rocket boy or the monster boy.
Kitty space boy. Wait, this is adorable.
- White hair boy.
- This can be you cause it has blue eyes.
- Oh.
- You're kitty space even though you are not a cat person.
- You heard that, Brutus? I'm a cat person now.
- Woo. Pop Art is amazing.
Let's see this one. This is a Chinese New Year's one.
Is it the year of the rabbit?
- Yeah, they're all rabbits.
Okay. The one that I want is.
Well, I want the Dimoo one, obviously.
This is the one I want, the Dimoo one.
Oh.
(gasps) I got the Dimoo one.
- You did?
- Yeah.
Stop it right now. Stop it right now.
I got the Dimoo one.
Oh, my God. Yeah.
- Happy new year of the rabbit.
How lucky are you?
- I'm so lucky.
- You're so lucky you got me.
No, I'm so lucky I got you.
You're so lucky you got Yachi.
- Of course Japan would think of stuff like this right?
Really fancy gummy candies.
Amazing. What a wonderful country.
- Snorlax.
This is me.
- That is you. I think maybe that's why I like Snorlax.
He reminds me of you. (laughs)
Wait, this is actually really cool.
- What is it?
- These are bath bombs,
and then inside it there are Pokemon toys.
- What? You're not ready for this.
- And this one, she told me to open last. So let's see.
- I can't wait to see your reaction.
I'm the one who advised her on this.
- Really?
(paper ripping)
Stop. (laughs)
So Murakami like came out
with these special Tamagotchi
that he sold exclusively in Japan.
So, I wanted one for so long.
I'm gonna take this with me to Japan.
- (laughs) It's so big, huh?
I'll do it for Yachi. Happy birthday.
(kisses)
And I'll do it for me. Happy birthday.
(kisses)
(laughing)
- Wow, what a good birthday.
I'm gonna put this on my bag. Flowers.
- My family's together.
- Yeah. I have four now.
- I hope it's the end of that growing collection. (laughs)
- No, it's the beginning.
- Did you spend a good Valentine's Day?
- Yes. It was probably like
the most special Valentine's Day so far.
Cause like we actually did stuff, and you like surprised me.
- (laughs) You like the flowers?
- Yeah. You usually don't, so.
- Well, me too. I spend a nice day.
It was a nice steak dinner. I enjoyed myself.
- It's a good surprise.
- The most important, I had the best Valentine.
- Me too.
- You're my Valentine.
- You're my husband.
Thanks guys for following our V-day.
- I still didn't have my Valentine's fun.
- Yeah, you did.
- You're supposed to give me chocolate.
I didn't get chocolate.
- I didn't get chocolate either.
- You're allergic to chocolate.
- I know.
- Love you.
Bye. Love you.
- See you next time.