(Tommy) How about moth balls? You ever touch moth balls? I don't know how the hell you get their legs
apart to touch them, but... (laughs)
(beep)
In other videos I've talked about things I like to smell, things I like
to hear, and now it's time hear to talk about things
I like to touch. (music starts)
Dice. Dice are cool to touch. First off, whatever they're made out of
is -- it's a neat material. I'm not quite sure what the
heck that is, but then you can feel the numbers on them and stuff.
Little holes and everything. I like them.
Gambling sometimes, right. You sit down at a Black Jack table or a Craps table
you feel the felt on the table. That's always nice to touch.
Nothing better than touching a nice big stack of 20's, right?
Fresh out of the ATM. Those crispy bills. (music stops)
You can't even bend them yet. I love those. They stick together, but, eh --
listen, so I paid forty bucks for something... (laughs).
(acoustic guitar music starts)
A bowl full of flower is so much fun to touch. It's a mess.
It gets everywhere. But it's so soft and just feels
so good. Flowers outside are nice to touch
too, right? Like a rose for example is tremendous.
When it's all big and fluffy and stuff.
Or those flowers that open up. You know, like the buds --
I can feel the buds and then when they open up and turn into a big giant flower
it's great. You know what one of my favorites is?
When I get a really short haircut...
To feel the back of my head. Just that short, short, short hair
against my hand feels so cool. I'll just sit and touch it all
day after I get a really short haircut. I just love the way that feels.
In the wintertime, right, a nice comfy sweater.
Just to feel it. Mmm... it's so good and so big and soft
and good. Faded blue jeans are nice to touch, right?
I mean, brand new jeans not so much, but after you've had them for a while
and they've been in the wash a couple hundred times. Oh, so
soft and good. And the best part of doing laundry, right....
is taking clothes out of the dryer -- it's so nice and warm
especially on a cold day and then folding them up. Yes,
I do laundry. (music resolves)
Not yours just mine.
(music starts)
Sometimes animals are nice, right. Like a rabbit. Little bunny
rabbit. So soft, the fur.
Or, you know what else, like a kitty. Like a little
kitten. You know, when they're not busy scratching you and trying
to play with you all the time. If you get a chance to just pet and touch him.
Dogs, right? They've got real course fur
there's nothing too soft about it... until you get
to the ears. That is a nice touch. I could touch
a dog's ear all day. (music stops)
I wish they'd make something out of that. Alright, not out of the ear itself, but you know,
something that was similar. (music starts again)
A nicely manicure hand, right. You know, cause the nail polish
is so smooth and then, like if you get the Frenc tips
or something like -- not the Lee Press-On Nails. I'm talking about the real ones.
Babies are so interesting to touch. I mean,
it's so weird because I was that size once.
You know. And I touch these little tiny hands. These little
fingers and little face with the teeny nose and the
little fur on the head. It's not even quite hair yet. (music resolves)
It's so cool. Of course, when they make noise
(laughs) but that's another video.
(music starts)
Another thing I really enjoy is like -- with my feet to touch stuff. Like to walk
on the beach. I love the feel of sand on my feet.
You know, that fluffy sand. Or even when you get down close to the water.
And it's like low-tide and stuff and it's all packed down
and cool and everything. That's nice to touch as well.
Freshly cut lawn, right. Not only does it smell
great but just walking on the short little grass. It just feel so good
under my feet. I love it. A nice thick deep piled
carpet, as well, is wonderful to walk on. Love that.
Even to walk in snow. You know,
that nice fluffy snow. Not like four or five day old
snow, but the new stuff. That's even fun to walk in.
Even though it's freezing cold out and I've got my big comfy
warm sweater on. (laughs) (music fades out)
One of my favorite things to touch. Your hearts.
Right. Make these videos. And they reach
you like that. Mmm.
Now I think it's time to touch a stop button on this video.
(credits music)
Sure, there's songs about touch. There's "come on, come on, come on, come on...
and touch me baby." The Doors.
There was Diana Ross - "Touch Me In The Morning."
There was, um...
ah... ah, The Doors and Diana Ross....
and of course there was that one by The Doors. (laughs) (credits music fades out)
(beep) You know what my favorite thing in the world to touch is...
the PLAY button on another Tommy Edison XP video. (laughs)