>> WELCOME BACK.
LA’S HOMELESS CAN KEEP CLEAN
WITH THEIR VERY OWN STREETS
WASHING MACHINE.
IF YOU’RE IN LA SQUATTER, YOUR
TENT MAY HAVE ELECTRICITY AND
WATER.
MOM LA’S HOMELESS ARE GETTING SO
BOLDOR SIPHONING WATER FROM THE
CITY STREETS AND HOOKING UP
APPLIANCES.
THE CITY HAS MORE ILLEGAL
HOOKUPS THAN OUR KELLY.
SEVERAL ENCAMPMENTS HAVE THEIR
OWN WASHING MACHINES.
SOME EVEN HAVE FLOWER BEDS.
IT MAY AS WELL PUT THAT STREET
PUT TO GOOD USE.
>> ’S BUSINESS OWNERS AND OTHER
LOCALS ARE PRETTY FED AT THEY’VE
BEEN SNAPPING PICTURES AND
VIDEOS SHARING ON MINDED
CONSIDERED ENCAMPMENTS AT FRONT
YARDS JUST TO SEE HOW THEY LIKE
IT.
I MADE THAT PART OUT.
PEOPLE ARE STEALING CITY WATER
AND POWER AS THEY PLEASE ASSUME
THERE WILL BE BROWNOUTS AND ON
THE SIDEWALK AND NOT A POOP
HUMOR TODAY AND IT’S NOT JUST
ONE NEIGHBORHOOD DOESN’T CAN’T
MESS ALL OVER THE CITY HITS IT
LIKE A STREET FAIR EXCEPT THE
FEMA’S HEPATITIS AND NITRITES.
THERE IS AN IDEA.
70,000 PEOPLE ON THE STREET IT
MAKES SENSE HOMELESSNESS IS THE
DOMINANT ISSUE IN LA’S UPCOMING
MAY OR EARLY ELECTION BOTH
CANDIDATES SAY THEY’LL MAKE IT
EASIER TO BUILD NEW AFFORDABLE
HOUSING AND EXPAND THE CITY
SHELTER SYSTEM.
THE OUTGOING MAYOR SAYS HE DID
THAT TO END OF THE EXPAND OF THE
PROBLEM ONTO SIDEWALKS AND
PUBLIC PARKS.
FACT IS WHEN YOU MAKE IT EASIER
TO BE HOMELESS, YOU ATTRACT MORE
HOMELESS WHITE CAT DID WHEN SHE
WAS SINGLE.
>> THAT’S TRUE.
>> AT LEAST THEIR CLOSABLE SMELL
BETTER AND EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH
THERE ABOUT ONCE IN A WHILE
WHICH IS WHAT I TELL WATERS
ABOUT HIS TOUPEE.
HOPEFULLY LA CAN GET BACK TO ITS
GLORY DAYS THE ONLY THING THAT STAYING WAS THE NEED TO BE ROMA
STAYING WAS THE NEED TO BE ROMA
B.
PETER THE SOLUTIONS THAT THEY
OFFER WE HAD THEM.
THIS IS NOT--I KNOW THE HOMELESS
IN NEW YORK AT THEY ARE NOT
LOOKING FOR AFFORDABLE HOUSING.
DO YOU KNOW THIS 3,000-DOLLAR A
MONTH APARTMENT IS TOO MUCH FOR
ME I’M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING IN
THE 2,500-DOLLAR RANGE NO.
THAT’S GOING INTO THEIR ARMS.
>> THAT’S RIGHT.
THIS IS CALIFORNIA LET’S
REMEMBER THE HOMELESS ARE
KNOCKING TO GET TROUBLE SETTING
UP THESE TENT CITIES THEY MIGHT
GET TROUBLE IF THE WASHING
MACHINES ARE NOT HIGH ENERGY EFFICIENT PERIODIC THAT’S WHAT’S
EFFICIENT PERIODIC THAT’S WHAT’S
GOING TO GET THEM IN TROUBLE.
THAT’S THE ABSURD NATURE OF WHAT
THEY DOING.
THESE ARE PEOPLE WHOSE LIVES ARE
SUFFERING IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM
AND TOLERANCE THEY ARE TAKING
OVER AREA HAS IT’S AFFECTING THE
QUALITY OF LIFE I THINK THE
INTERESTING THING IS SO MUCH OF
IT IS NOW HAPPENING IN THESE
LIBERAL ENCLAVES PLACES LIKE LOS
ANGELES IF THIS WAS A RED
NEIGHBORHOOD WHERE IT WAS TAKING
PLACE THE CITY WOULD NOT CARE.
YOUR ENEMY GETTING PHONE CALLS
FROM VERY POWERFUL DONORS SAYING
I’M TIRED OF THIS DO SOMETHING
ABOUT IT.
>> CAT, YOU JUST RECENTLY GOT
YOUR OWN WASHER AND DRYER.
>> IT WASN’T PART OF THAT DOWRY
I THINK YOU GOT IT I HAD NEVER
BOUGHT A PIECE OF FURNITURE IN
MY ENTIRE LIFE I’M TURNING 34
SATURDAY NEVER BOUGHT FURNITURE
I’VE ONLY INHERITED IT.
>> GOOD FOR YOU.
I THINK SO.
THE STREET SET UP OVER THERE IS
A LOT NICER THAN A LOT OF THE
APARTMENTS THAT COST THOUSANDS
OF DOLLARS IN NEW YORK.
HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN SAY THEY
HAVE ON-SITE LAUNDRY.
>> NOBODY YOU KNOW WHAT THEY
CALL IT IN REAL ESTATE INSIDE
OUTSIDE LIVING OPEN CONCEPT
KIMBALL MACKINNON I CAN SIT ON
THE COUCH WATCH TV BUT THERE’S
NO WALL HERE THAT’S INSIDE
OUTSIDE LIVING EVERYBODY WANTS
THAT THERE IS OPPORTUNITY.
>> MAY THEY CAN OPEN UP THE
HOMELESS DRY CLEANING AND
ALTERATIONS MACHINE IS MISSING
ASLEEP AND THAT NOW THERE IS
BLOOD PITS ON IT.
THERE IS A NEEDLE IN MY JACKET.
I NEEDED IT.
I NEEDED IT TO SLEEP.
I NEEDED IT.
>> HERE’S AN IDEA.
ARE WE FINALLY EVOLVING INTO
THESE VILLAGES WE SAW IN SCIENCE
FICTION MOVIES?
ADELE HAVE THE LAUNDROMAT HAVE
THESE LITTLE RESTAURANTS THAT
COULD BE A WHOLE NEW THING.
>> OKAY GUTFELD IN THOSE SCI-FI
MOVIES YOU FORGET THE OTHER PART
THEIR RICH THEN ATE THEM.
THEY LET THEM HAVE THEIR OWN
VILLAGE AND ROUNDED THEM UP AND
MORE LOCKS SHOWED UP AND THEY
WERE ON THE PLATE FOR THE
ELITIST CALIFORNIA IS DYING I
GREW UP THERE AND WHEN YOU LOOK
TO POLITICIANS AND LIKE MISSION
ACCOMPLISHED LIKE A LOOK AT THEM
THEY HAVE TENTS AND WASHING
MACHINES QUALITY OF LIFE.
THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE
WHO ARE PAYING RIGHT INSIDE THE
HOUSE IS A GUESS WHAT CAN I
HAPPEN TO THEIR PRACTICE CAN GO
UP BECAUSE WITH GOOD HAPPEN TO
THEIR ELECTRIC BILLS WHO DO YOU
THINK IT’S BEEN A PAY FOR THOSE
OUTDOOR WASHING MACHINES WHICH
IS I GUESS COOL.
I’VE NEVER DONE A LOAD OF
LAUNDRY IN MY LIFE IN A OUT OF
THAT.
A LOT OF MY DATING IN COLLEGE WAS BASED ON FOLDING AND
WAS BASED ON FOLDING AND
SEPARATING I GET.
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
YOU WANT TO CLAP WHAT DOES THAT
MEAN?
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
I HOPE THEY PUT WASHING MACHINES
IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE.
CLEAN UP YOUR ACT.
THAT’S TRUE THOUGH I DON’T KNOW
WHAT I’M THINKING RIGHT NOW.
I THINK IT MAKES SENSE THE
DELIVERY WAS SPOT ON.
IT HAD THE FORM OF A JOKE AND
EVERYBODY WENT YEAH THAT’S ALL
YOU HAD TO DO LIKE I AM THE
MASTER OF SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS
LIKE IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.
>> AND IT’S NOT. HE JUST TOLD YOU HE’S A HACK AND
HE JUST TOLD YOU HE’S A HACK AND
A FRAUD.
WE SAW THAT NOTHING IN THE