[high five noise] Top o' the mornin' to ya laddies!
My name is jacksepticeye
and welcome to a HTC Vive game called
The Cubicle!
Now, I don't know what to expect of this
because, I went looking for HTC Vive horror games
and this was listed under it
and it doesn't LOOK like a horror game.
It looks like Job Simulator!
So,
I'm curious to see as to
what actually happens now.
Now it has my intrigue!
Can I close or open these- Ahh!
Lemme get my pencil- Oh!
I think it only uses- Oh jesus!
Think it only uses ONE-
controller!
as well,
so I-I don't know what to do about that
Well, I guess that's why it's a horror game!
Spooks are happenin' already!
Okay, this thing is poppin' out at me, so...
...take the red folder and put it in the red thing.
Okay...?
Done!
THAT disappeared!
Okay, I'm assuming just cos for tutorial reasons
Is thi- Is this the whole game?
Do I just sit in a cubicle?
Maybe it's simulating cubicle life!
That,
you just do the same thing over and over again- Oh, God it's only half nine!
I've only been in here for 26 minutes!
Aw, balls!
I'm gonna be here all day doing this.
[sigh]
Man...
At least my work environment lets me stand up!
I mean, I don't have a chair to sit down in.
Whaaat?
That changed!
That was not like that before!
It just says work, work, work, work, work.
These ones are highlighted for some reason.
[singing Work ft. Drake by Rihanna] ♪ got my baby, work, work, work, work, work ♪
Heh, okay, now-
you've no faces!
Did you have faces before!?
Okay...
Stuff is changing, what is this?
[Anti makes static noises]
Is this my identity?
I can't see anything on it, okay.
What does it say?
oooH GOD, what the fuck?
Oh god, that made me-
That made me wanna get sick! [pretending to vomit]
I hate it when the Vive does that. Okay, so...
Blaaack...
...folders go in here.
These- this is the same logo!
Maybe it's just my company- maybe it's just my company logo
Nothin' to get freaked out over, haha
Now that's gone again!
Okay, pay attention to shit.
Um, what!?
Do you see all this shit happening? Everything is all warbling!
Okay, let's look at my picture.
Thats a beautiful family I have!
A family of NO FACES.
Okay!
Everything's simple- that's gone weird again!
Everything's good- that's different!
The picture's gone! [laughing]
Okay!
Now I'm kinda getting freaked out!
[grunt]
I don't know what you are-
you look like a- a PS3 Slim!
What is that?
Oh, Jesus.
Oh NO!
Have I been drinkin'?
Is that what's happenin'? Oh, God, I feel so uneasy right now!
I don't know what that does. Okay.
I'm just sortin' files!
That's my job!
[loud creaking noise]
[quietly] whaaat the fuck!?
[ambience]
[normal voice] Oh, God, no.
Oh, jeez, I'm feeling incredibly claustrophobic all of a sudden!
No!
OH! Jesus!
What do I do?!
I'm just gonna keep sorting files...
♪ da da da da da da da... ♪
This is FINE!
This IS NORMAL!
[very quiet] Oh, no.
[normal voice] Oh God, are you goin' back up?
Ah, thank god!
I want off thi- this wild ride, please!
Okay...
The roof is going further away!
Oh, I feel SO uneasy!
[whispering] What... the absolute fuck?
[whining]
[loud] OKAY!
The floating file dance. That's cool, it's a parade! Yay-
You're back...
Is stuff moving?
Or is it just the- yeah, okay, it's just the sky that's moving.
This is freaky! [laughing]
I don't like it!
Can I grab them...?
Okay... OH the file is gone!
Oh, no. OH, NO!
[whispering] What the fuck?
What the fuck?
[nervously laughing] What!?
Are you one of those files?
Okay, imma just pick them up...
That was- no, that's the wrong one!
[ambience gets louder]
Can I go home?
I don't like office work anymore!
I'm not feelin'-feelin' appreciated in my work environment!
Oh, I'm getting Interstellar flashbacks...!
Murph!
Don't do it to me, Murph!
[inaudible speaking]
[laughing]
Okay, I figured out why it's a horror game!
C- Can I- Can I stop now!?
Oh god, I'm feelin' sick.
Why's everything flashing? Stop it!
Everything is lagging as well, it's making me wanna vomit.
[nervously] What?
Oh, God.
AH, GOD!
I want off!
Okay, Imma just do files!
That's fine...
Files are whatever!
Files go in here!
That's cool. Are you a red or a fuckin' black?
I don't know.
Oh, God they're floatin'
How does this end!?
What- What is the outcome of this!?
This is so bizarre!
This is some Portal shit right here!
Okay, now things are opening up...
Oh, no they're not. Still an endless void!
Okay, there's not that many files left.
Imma just put the files in the corresponding things.
Here we go.
Yes...
They keep changing colors on me though,
so, I don't know what to do,
but just do all the files! I'm gettin' tangled in my own cords!
There! The files are all done! I di- I did it all,
Master, can I go home now!?
Can we stop this?
Oh, no.
Where am I going? How does this end?
Oh, Oh! OH! OHH!
NO, OH!
I'M TRIPPIN' BALLS, MAN! I DON'T KNOW WHATS HAPPENING!
Oh, God. Oh... Fuck.
It's my office again...!
Oh, God. I can see myself from the top!
E- Everything's fine, right? Everything's back to normal?
Well, except for the endless...
Sea of colors...
Is that it!?
Am I dead!?
Oh God!
What the fuck was that!?
What just happened to me!?
[Anti making static noises]
Okay, well, that was The Cubicle!
Well, What!?
What just happened to me!? That was short, but good.
I mean, there wasn't a whole lot to it,
there wasn't, like, an outcome or anything,
I'm sure there's a meaning behind all of that
in the game. That's free to play, by the way,
which is really cool, and another reason why I wanted to check it out.
Because I-I like that, I like when people take
chances, and risks and to do something weird or wacky
and they don't really charge you for anything, they're just like,
"Hey! Here's this cool thing! Go play it, it's awesome!"
Oh my God, I'm assuming, that, a lot of that was, like
jabbing, and satirically, at like the whole, like, office environment.
Where everything is very monotonous, and very repetitive, and you don't really like...
you have a out of body experience, and you trip balls.
I mean, I haven't worked in an office myself, but I'm assuming, that that's just
regular, day to day life [laughs]
Anyway, that surprised me!
Now I know why it's in the horror section
because, it's just fuckin' trippy
and weird, and I had no idea what was going on
half the time,
but, again!
I didn't, like, I didn't see much of it,
it was just called The Cubicle, and I saw some screenshots, and I was like
"There's gonna be something in this that's, gonna, like, weird me out. I know damn well. It's- All is not what it seems." And...
Lo and Behold,
that's exactly what happened.
Anyway! [giggles]
Thank you guys, for watching this video, and If you liked it,
Punch that like button in the face!
LIKE A BOSS!
And, highfives all around.
[high five noises]
Thank you guys, and I will see you all you dudes,
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
[I'm Everywhere by Teknoaxe plays]
*distorted voice*I have come
I could've sworn I just heard something...