Top of the morning to you laddies and my name is jacksepticeye Welcome back to Far Cry 4
We left actually exactly where we left off last time
I I did that tower and now we're here and we saved this guy. Hey, buddy that guy dead over there. Yeah
He was hassling him you okay?
You're fine, right?
Talk to [me]. Oh. Oh [there's] some bad guys rolling up
They think they can come to my turf and steal all my hostages. Well, I saved him
bet oh
Yeah
Such a sneaky ninja right from the bushes. I'm good when I'm in bushes, huh-huh-huh
Shop dude why you run around like crazy lunatic. Come here. I need you
Stop stop. Talk to me here We go now. Now i can buy shit, dude leopard!
oh
You're lucky I saved ya right the other do not you you're you're dead in to a million bits. Do you have shit?
You're the merchant should maybe be able to like steal everything out of your backpack
I know how you keep from any guns and everything in your backpack anyway moving along. Oh
mother of God
Fucking tigers Jesus, what gun what gun what gun i dont know what to use!
Stop killing me damn it
You know you check your inventory for one second Tiger comes out of nowhere maws you in the face.
We could use the hang glider and get down off this Mountain
But Jack has an even cooler way, hold onto your asses, please work, please work, please work
no
I only want to do is look cool. It's so hard. That's the convoy I have to destroy come here. yeah!
Im On point today. I'm unit. [Id] once sshh not [talking] about that one. What is going on? Oh?
I have to help somebody what's up your bad guy you you trying to get away? you try to get away? get him
He didn't get away. Yeah, we did it (Laughs)
What a shot, I mean it's an RPG, So it's not that hard that hard.
That's right. Yeah, I did that you dont mess with me. He he he you tought you could get away didn't ya, oh
You died. Oh, god my im on fire! ah So what is Jackaroo Gonna do today well outpost?
Outpost right Nears we are going straight down to do that, [woohoo]
These guys aren't gonna know what hit them you've seen me in the shadows. Oh stealthy in the shadows
Hey, I do not wait too much when I'm recording something that'll happen and I hear like the words and they sound like a song
And then I just start singing the song and I'm sorry my singing [voice] is not the best raise an alarm here
We Gotta be sneaky
We're the bad guys
right guys I
Know you're down there you might as well
Just make yourselves known you're gonna die one way or another whether I silently do it or whether I murder you in the face
Here we go. Here's the vice
Hanging out down here. You don't see me. Whisper quiet back into the shadows I see more of you
[oh], you're a you're a hunter kind of thing you can't spot them for too long then it disappears
Also, they can charm animals, so I'm gonna have to kill him quickly
maybe even first
So good like when that happens my nipples just go booing straight twisty freshness. Oh
Hello. Hello. why did I say it like that?
Tiger buddy come on down go go get him go my minion attack. Everybody's face
What are you doing?
Tiger tigers fucking glitched he can't get out of the cage hmm. Yes he can why is he coming for me? no!!no!!
Jesus you like fire like this
die tiger well, that didn't go to plan did it? you see me sheesh your turn by is fucker
Not him this fucker that fucker right there
well, there's always a
Did I get him I don't know oh can I can I can I can I can I please can I? oh oh oh ohohoho
You don't see me. Stop that stop using your eyeballs to try and scoop me out
Scope me out kill him
ego
That works scared him away
where did that hunter douche go? no no, what are you guys going? Do you want some grades grades are full of Vitamin death see you later sucker
Okay, then fuck you. Fuck. You come on man
Really who did that?
To you you let him for the west are ye Jack's Gonna cut you off
w-where are ya, huh damn gah. mother fuckers
Everybody Die whoa.hey fuck oh oh oh oh oh oh oh jump on him jump on him ohhhh
almost died there for a second you go up and out over freaking rocks all over the place. Ye, silly
how did I get an arrow in me? oh a lot of guys
Hi, great. do i have agrenade? I do oh
Now it's a great for you
yay oh oh oh oh
One is a headshot what what is a headshot more of you christ almighty does it ever end
We got [a] hunting [survivor] protect the civilians from Vicious honey badgers those honey badgers are back
Missing with my civilians. I'm a comment over [here] [is] this it are [you] guys under attack from the honey Badgers?
honey Badgers are a Fearsome force when they're all together you get a bunch of them all together [like] an
Army where the Jesus fucking FBI?
Okay, can you shook for [Katya] [gee]?
one minute she's [ah]
Then a nice day, [oh] [gee] [well] the record [I] cut out quickly. What is going on there dear?
Oh shove it back in the head
I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to teabag you. Go get a teabag every kill not today. How do you mad your bitch?
Hi, oh [ho], I love when you kill things like that, [and] they flock towards you now, you kill her [you]
[let] that happen. That's your fault. It's not mine. I'm the best no no no no, okay. Don't you dare?
I shot him in [the] butt hole [ha] ha ha look at this honey badgers running through the fire in the flames
Honey Badgers do not care about anything they say fire fuck your fire. [no]. No no go go
down honey Badgers man
Here's some force. Do not underestimate honey badge there. We go. We're gonna mine it up this time
Cuz they come through the bushes right here not today honey badge. You don't really get to grab an RPG oh
Shut the fuck up or I won't help you at all. I hear it. Whoa
Ha ha come out here cook-off ugh. Get him get him. Yes, not today. [I]
Just [killed] two of them. Fuck. You're safe now brother. Do you feel good about it?
How do you feel ready nobody this game likes to talk to me?
I saved them all [I] helped them all and then they just go I should be dead
Yes, you should and time for [Jax] racing skills to come into play [I]
Hear yep, shut up sharp. I can't cut straight you're nothing [to] me here
Shh, yeah these guys know, what's up. They almost ran him over, but it's fine. Go through the hallucinogenic bubbles
Jesus fuck get out of my way watch watch out watch out
Between a race here show off his skills to the world you can't block the roads like this
You just lent me more space to go wailing aah groaning pictures, [La] Cheetah
Cheetah leopard whatever the fuck [tear] get out everything wants the subject nothing will doh everything wants to stop me, but they won't aah
Except the little tiny fucking piece of wood on the ground
I'm upside down now. Could you fix it?
Do you do these things to me? Just keep going forward?
I'm not gonna get the record time. I'm not gonna get the best time in the world [now] because of all this bullshit almost
Almost did it if I didn't hit [that] little tiny piece of timber put him in ground. Hey dance fuck you
[he] went flying. Yeah, they're back there. [oh], you're back isis. Well. They're mine. Dude if
I don't know if I'm hidden anything stop it. I didn't do anything
People just want to kill me for no reason [aah]
Wait, you guys want to stop and talk about this we can talk about this, but I like to talk with my bullet
I
Think they learned her lesson
Yep, they definitely learned her lesson
[it's] a bomb defusal mission up here that I'm heading to I didn't do a bomb defuse the mission before
I don't know what the air is Arnold Ray vaughn no you can leave on the drive on the [gameplay's] for you
I mean, it's boring as all balls because I like to drive myself around, but it's there if you get lazy
[I] don't know how good it is did you bomb defusAl? I want to do one of them
I also think I'm gonna have to go off and play more than white
Are you still driving on your own they care [stayin] in like the lanes on its own. What aren't we doing anything, okay?
[I] think I need to play more of the story in my spare time
Because some of the areas in the game you can't get until you do more main missions
Which is stupid if you ever design your game like that?
Where they like them the map is there but you're blocked off from it just no star
I hate it and grab the sorrow as well. Let me do everything well old grands have sorrows the newest one didn't do that
Oh, please kill you
Yep, yes, I do I do and I'm not doing it. I'm not coming bitch, bitch. I
Got him whoa. Oh my God
That's a dude. Oh
He wished always beside that to see that that was amazing the documents are going out as he flew around the mountain
Hi, you know for me?
Thanks, okay bomb defusal. What kind of supplies are we talking about here are
You talking to yourself?
Are you expecting me to answer? I think he's expecting you to answer you better answer him?
Good answer. Yeah, you hear that, okay?
Okay, fuse all bombs [are] being [detective]
Well coming in in a frickin quad bike isn't gonna help that is it or there are guys all right?
guys who want to kill me and Murder me, [but]
[that's] not going to happen is it Jack's not gonna. Let I'd never let anything happen to you, peekaboo. I kill you
Yeah, it's fun pacify guy
That was a bad guy that was such a good shot. Here's a bomb. There's two guys up there though
They're not Gonna see me hmM. [could] I kill you oh?
Stick your food stick that oh
[Jaden] who you
that killed yeah, I
Liked his face so much. I thought I'd remove it. I was I detected [that] count is being detected
That's not detected look diffused. You've been detected. They've begun countdown to the bombs no
No, what's up? What's up?
fucker, okay one bun
John good one bomb left. Let's go let's go zip line
Last poem is super deer hide in [new] debt. Don't [limp] [like] me that I'm through it. I thought the ruger nades no no no
Okay, look this the first time that I'm attempting this thing. I'm gonna. Do really well the disarm it dammit
I did it yep
Right died right after please tell me that counts the counts right doesn't it I?
Don't know hey it does
Yeah, I did it. I am the best
not really it took me two attempts who Jack's got a big truck now hog hog Jack [rolling] in [oh]
Do you ki? [oh] God we go backwards, and you can you please stop it eats me up right please I?
Don't [have] a nice new truck anymore. [God] [damn] [it]. This is why we can't have nice things I
Think it's time for some roast pork oh yeah, oh
That doesn't sound like a pig
That does not sonic pig, okay, you can have that one. [I] got me one
What are your arteries? [how] are you doing? [i] j? I'm good
Who are you my sister nice hat namaste finally a guy that likes me in this game? You're okay. How about you?
You got something say me smells like my clear
smells like it might rain [and]
Here is me thinking we were going to have a great friendship. Let's take care of this car
It's got a big mountain gun on the back and that's going to come in really handy
Because then blows people's faces up, and you you know how much I like blowing people's faces up
So I'm gonna treat this one nice Gonna call this one
Now I'm not gonna call [it] suzie. Not gonna call it anything. This is the things that deal death
Do not need names I've got a special way of taking out this outpost
Stop the vehicle, but it's already stopped you guys should stop running at me
It's causing a serious case of deadness and your behalf here. I heard a faint. Hey
[ran] at me with a knife
Maybe he just wanted a knife to meet you
Like I always say you're running at me with a knife nice sitting here pumping bullets into everybody
what a
Trooper cat doesn't this episode of [Far] [cry] 4 so much damn fun playing this game all the time you can just burn trees and
everything
Wait look way to make me look bad. Tree it so next time
I don't know if I'm gonna continue doing stuff like this for the next episode
I went through more stuff like this in the future anyway
but I don't know if I want to do this in the next episode or do like maps and people have made because I've seen
Some really cool maps that people have made in the editor
Which could be fun to play I didn't want to pick up the bowl. Thanks
They could be fun to play so let me know what you guys think if you wanna see more of this
This is really fun, though
This is like where the meat of the [game] is just put for the sake of variety for the series
I want to know if [people] want to see something different or if they want to see that at a later date and
Stay with this stuff for now, but anyway
Thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it [putz] are like mine in the face like a boss
And my eyes all round push push. Thank you guys they were stealing it out
Hey
Who wants a rose [tiger] for dinner? Let's it run away tiger my mean just cook in the bear