>> Stephen: THANKS, EVERYBODY! WELCOME BACK!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I FIRST GUESSED TONIGHT AS AN ACTOR,
PRODUCER AND ENTREPRENEUR YOU KNOW FROM "THE DEPARTED," "THE
FIGHTER," AND "PATRIOTS' DAY." HE NOW STARS IN "OUR FOR THE
KING." PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO
"THE LATE SHOW" MARK WAHLBERG. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ ♪ >> THANK YOU FOR THAT BLESSING.
>> Stephen: YOU ARE MOST WELCOME, MOST WELCOME.
I SAW YOU ARE REPRESENTING WITH THE ASHES.
>> YES, ASH WEDNESDAY TODAY. I DON'T KNOW JUST BEING HERE, I
KNOW YOU ARE A CATHOLIC, I'M FEELING REALLY CLOSE TO GOD
RIGHT NOW BEING HERE WITH YOU. >> Stephen: WOW.
>> AND THEN I JUST LOOKED UP IN THE RAFTERS AND THERE'S
JONATHAN, WHO PLAYED JESUS ON "THE CHOSEN."
SPILT I RECOGNIZE BOTH OF YOU FROM -- IT'S CALLED HELLO?
BECAUSE THE REASON I ASK IS THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED BUT
LITERALLY THE SYMBOL IS A HALO, WHICH IS SPELLED THE SAME WAY,
YOU UNDERSTAND YOU ARE SENDING A MIXED MESSAGE.
>> WE WANT TO CONFUSE YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.
THE MESSAGES ULTIMATELY WE ARE GETTING PEOPLE TO COME TOGETHER
AND PRAY. >> Stephen: ARE YOU PRAYED UP?
>> ABSOLUTELY. ALWAYS.
>> Stephen: HOW DO I CHECK MY PRIOR LEVELS?
IS THERE A METER OR A DIPSTICK? YOU'RE LIKE HALF A HAIL MARY
LOW. >> YOUR LOVELY WIFE WILL TELL
YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOT PRAYED UP ENOUGH.
THAT'S WHAT MY WIFE DOES, ABSOLUTELY.
>> Stephen: OKAY. YOU ARE FROM BOSTON, THAT'S NOT
A SECRET. YOU ARE FROM BOSTON.
WHY ARE YOU IN THAT DUNKIN' DONUTS COMMERCIAL WITH
BEN AFFLECK AND MATT DAMON AND TOM BRADY?
WHAT DID YOU DO? WHY ARE YOU NOT NOT COMMERCIAL?
>> YOU KNOW, I WAS WONDERING THE SAME THING.
I HAVE NO IDEA. I'M FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE
TRACKS I THINK. I'M TRYING TO WORK MY WAY INTO
GOOD GRACES BUT VERY, VERY FUNNY.
YOU KNOW, I THINK HOPEFULLY THEY WILL GIVE ME THE CALL ONE OF
THESE DAYS. I'M STILL WAITING PATIENTLY.
>> Stephen: SINCE THE LAST TIME WE SAW EACH OTHER YOU'VE
MOVED TO VEGAS. DID YOU GO TO THE SUPER BOWL?
>> I WENT TO THE FIRST HALF, I WANTED TO BE HOME BY THE
HALFTIME SHOW. THE ONE SECOND HALF WAS PRETTY
EXCITING. >> IS BETTER THAN THE
FIRST HALF. >> Stephen: WHY DID YOU LEAVE
AT HALFTIME? REVIEW INTIMIDATED BY USHERS
ABS? [LAUGHTER]
>> I DIDN'T KNOW IF HE WAS GOING TO COME OUT WITH THE ABS ARE
JUST DOING THE HIP THRUST, HAD NO IDEA WHAT HE WAS GOING TO DO
BUT I ACTUALLY -- I WANT TO DO SOME STUFF TO PROMOTE THE MOVIE
AND THEN I PROMISED MY WIFE I WOULD BE HOME.
I TOOK MY SON AND I WAS A LITTLE WORRIED BECAUSE MY SON, THE LAST
TIME WE WENT TO A SUPER BOWL IT WAS THE PATRIOTS VERSUS THE
FALCONS AND PEOPLE ALWAYS WONDER WHY I LEFT AT HALFTIME, BUT HE
WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD AND HE WAS SCREAMING AND CURSING AT THE TOP
OF HIS LUNGS BECAUSE THEY WERE DOWN 28-3 AND WE WERE
EMBARRASSED, SO I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS GOING TO DO IT THE
GAME AND I WAS ABLE TO -- LITERALLY, 15 MINUTES AWAY FROM
THE STADIUM, WATCH A LITTLE FOOTBALL, I HAD NO STRESS.
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T CARE WHO WON. A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT
KANSAS CITY STEALING THE PATRIOTS SHINE AND WINNING TOO
MANY SUPER BOWL'S BUT OTHER THAN THAT I REALLY JUST ENJOYED THE
GAME AND WATCHED THE HALFTIME SHOW.
>> Stephen: SO SINCE YOUR PASSWORD IN THEIR GOTTEN TO
ENJOY A LITTLE MORE? >> I'VE GOTTEN SO MUCH TROUBLE
WHEN THE PATRIOTS LOST TO THE GIANTS,MY WIFE WANTED TO KNOW
IF THEY WERE GOING TO PLAY IN THE PLAYOFFS SHE WOULD LEAVE FOR
THE WEEKEND TO GO TO A HEALTHY BECAUSE I WAS CURSING, YELLING,
KICKING PEOPLE OUT OF THE HOUSE. OF COURSE, IF THEY WON, IT WAS A
PARTY AND CELEBRATION. BUT I WAS A LITTLE TOO INVESTED
IN THE PATRIOTS AND THEIR SUCCESS.
>> Stephen: I HAVE A MILD BONE TO PICK WITH YOU AS A MAN --
>> PICK IT. >> Stephen: IT YOU ARE 53?
>> 52, SLOW DOWN! >> Stephen: I AM STILL 59 FOR
ANOTHER TWO MONTHS AND AS A FELLOW MAN IN HIS 50s I'VE GOT
A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU -- STOP IT.
STOP THIS. OKAY THAT'S WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO LET YOURSELF GO? >> THAT'S ALL CGI, THAT'S ALL A
AI. >> Stephen: SO YOUR ABS ARE
BEING PLAYED BY ANDY SERKIS IN A GRAY SUIT?
>> EXACTLY. MY DAUGHTER DOES THOSE FOR ME.
>> Stephen: SPEAKING OF YOUR DAUGHTER, YOU ARE A GREAT
ENTREPRENEUR, YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF THINGS -- YOU GOT THE
WAHLBERGERS, YOU'VE GOT THE OUTCOME OF THE MUNICIPAL
CLOTHING LINE, AND WE'VE GOT SOME FANTASTIC FOOTAGE HERE THAT
YOU SENT US OF YOUR DAUGHTER DOING AN IMPRESSION OF YOU.
>> MUNICIPAL FROM HEAD TO TOE, THE NEW MUNICIPAL SHOES, SHORTS,
AND A SUPPORT 45, THE SWEATSHIRT, HAT AND PERFORMANCE
INSPIRED. PERFORMANCE INSPIRED, INSPIRED
STAY PRAYED UP, FIGURE PROTEIN SHAKES.
WHAT TIME IS IT? AT 8:00 A.M., I'VE GOT TO GO TO
BED. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Stephen: THAT'S NICE. THAT'S A GOOD RELATIONSHIP.
IS THAT A ONE-OFF OR DOES DOES SHE DO THAT A LOT?
>> THAT'S A DAILY OCCURRENCE BETWEEN HER, MY OTHER SON -- MY
TWO SONS, AND MY OLDEST DAUGHTER, ALL THEY DO IS MAKE
FUN OF ME AND MY EX END. >> Stephen: HOW MANY KIDS DO
YOU HAVE NOW? >> SGOT FOUR.
>> Stephen: HOW OLD IS THE OLDEST?
>> SHE'S 20, SHE'S AT CLEMSON. >> GO TIGERS!
>> NICE. THAT'S ALL THEY DO IS PARTY
THERE. >> Stephen: I'M FROM
SOUTH CAROLINA, I'M AWARE OF WHAT HAPPENS AT CLEMSON.
>> I HAD AN AMAZING TIME WHEN I WENT TO VISIT FOR FAMILY WE CAN.
REALLY WISH I HAD SOME COLLEGE LIFE.
>> Stephen: WHEN THEY STARTED DATING WITH THAT DIFFICULT FOR
YOU? >> IT WAS THE WORST.
>> Stephen: OR YOU OKAY OR YOUR WIFE?
>> NOW THAT MY ABOUT TO BE 18-YEAR-OLD AT HIS GIRLFRIEND
AND THEY WERE CUDDLING UP ON THE COUCH, MY WIFE DIDN'T LIKE THAT
AT ALL. SHE HAD NO PROBLEM WITH THE
BOYFRIENDS COMING, MY OLDEST DAUGHTER, AND MY SON HAS A
LOVELY, LOVELY GIRLFRIEND, WE ALREADY CONSIDER PART OF THE
FAMILY BUT SHE GOES UPSTAIRS, THE DOOR SHUT AND MY WIFE IS GO
OPEN THE DOOR, GO IN THERE. IT'S NOT MY PLACE AND NOTHING IS
HAPPENING. SHE'S LIKE OH, REALLY, WHAT WERE
YOU DOING AT 17, ALMOST 18 GRADE AND I SAID WAITING FOR YOU.
WAITING TO MEET YOU. >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
QUICK BREAK BUT WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE MARK WAHLBERG,
EVERYBODY. STICK AROUND.