(upbeat music)
- [Waitress] And your server, Gary, will be right with you.
Enjoy your dinner.
- Thank you. - Thank you
- [Waitress] You're Welcome.
(Maria clearing throat)
(upbeat music)
- Being here with Maria, I'm definitely like nervous
but, you know, I've always had a connection to her.
I have nothing but good vibes with Maria,
the more I get to know her.
- Hello.
- Hi!
- How are you doing?
- Uh, I think we'll have some cocktails.
- [Waiter] Cocktails.
(drumming)
- I feel like your date is next.
- I don't think so.
- Really?
- Oh no? - Why?
- Because he can't even ask for a straw.
You think he's going to ask me on a date?
- Devil's advocate a little.
If you know he's not good
at asking things like that, right?
Would you ask him out on a date?
- Outside of this world, I'd be like, babe,
let's go on a date. Period.
Paulie and I, we're in a good place right now,
but I'm scared that when we leave Vegas
it's not going to be like that.
I know a lot of ways how to have fun in different,
we could go to the beach and prep a picnic
and just lay there and talk.
You know, you can't really do that here
cause I don't have control over it.
- I got ya.
- It's kinda just the risk I'm going to have to take
cause I want to believe that this is more
than just a month or two out of her lives,
every so often.
- I need to switch my (beep) out.
I'm always drunk.
(Italian music)
- [Uncle Nino] Don't burn the colors, flip them on.
Take that one out.
That one, take it out.
Take the (beep), take it the (beep) out.
(Men laughing)
You know just (beep) boys they (beep) amazingly stupid,
but I'm gonna try to train them
and bring them in right direction, whatever (beep)
- [Man] The sauce smells so nice, bro.
- I want to thank you for coming. It's a beautiful surprise.
You remind me of Staten Island. I love it.
Salute, Salute
- Salute
- God Bless (speaking Italian)
- And to Vincenzo on his date.
(upbeat music)
- It's weird that we're here right now.
- I hated you three weeks ago.
- I hated you two, three weeks ago, Maria.
- Amazing. Anyway point is, I'm here now.
We're here now and I need a lot of vodka.
I feel like if we can make it through this dinner,
it will be the big weight lifted off my shoulders.
I feel like I can finally be myself,
my true self around Vinny.
- You like Oysters?
- Oh, look at you all fancy and shit
- (laughs) Don't say it like that. (laughs)
Okay. Anyway, Vinny I'm poor. (laughs)
- Well, I grew up without any money as well. (laughs)
Me and Maria had a lot of similarities,
the way we were raised.
And I do think that at this point,
it's important that she knows that stuff.
My mother immigrated here from Sicily without, you know,
any kind of trade or anything like that.
Didn't have any savings accounts,
our electricity was always shut off.
- Yea
- Had no hot water. (laughs)
It was just a weird situation.
- I know, trust me I know.
- Vinny, I feel like there's a lot of things
that we joke about all the time
and it's never anything that's deep.
And then finally we got somewhere that's deep
and I understand him a little bit better than I did before.
- Do you want the meatball? Wanna split it?
- No (laughs) your good.
- So, switching gears.
- Of what?
- Two mature people.
- Yes.
- This is my insurance
for when you calling me a (beep) again in five months.
We are two people that like each other
and like hanging with each other.
We're not boyfriend and girlfriend.
- Right. I feel like maybe Vinny just goes
on a lot of dates with girls who like assume
that they're going out right after.
And I'm just, I'm not a moron.
We are not boyfriend and girlfriend, in the slightest.
We're just two people who are enjoying each other's company.
It's summer, first time around the block.
I know we're not boyfriend and girlfriend
after eating (beep) shrimp together.
So with that being said, you can do what you want
and I can do what I want and it'll be fine.
- Overall my date with Maria was funny.
It was comfortable.
We had good food and it was just like effortless.
This was one of the best dates I've ever been on.
We should definitely do this again.
It was a great hang.
(Maria laughing)
Do you want to?
- Yes.
- Awesome
- Thanks (laughs) so (beep) up.
(upbeat music)
♪ Maybe I'll just come over ♪
♪ Maybe I ask your name ♪
♪ Think we go good together ♪
♪ Hope that you feel the same ♪
- [Younger Man] So this is where you're staying, right here.
- It smells like a butt hole.
- Would you look with the wind blew in.
(frustrated exhale)
- [Uncle Nino] Who's over there?
- I don't know who that is.
- Am I on my own?
- Maybe a good looking girl, huh?
(upbeat music)
- Right, now I'm done with that classy (beep).
- Shut up! (laughs) What's your problem.
The date was a good time.
It really was and I enjoyed it
and I felt comfortable enough and it felt
naturally enough for me to go ahead and...
(clapping)
- Ah, this (beep) kids, kids, kids.
I got (beep) bras (beep) clothes in my (beep) closet.
What's in that closet?
(Maria giggling)
- (giggles) I don't think this thing fits.
Las Vegas!
What I love is...
(kissing)
Vinny where you are Vinny?
Sorry, sorry to bother you.
This is my next,
Where?
- [Vinny] Get the (beep) outta here.(laughs)
- Oh no, no, no. Baby, Las Vegas!
(Vinny laughing)
(indistinct)
Las Vegas! Las Vegas.
- I don't really know what is happening with my life,
but all I know is Uncle Nino's there and I'm half naked.
(crickets chirping)
- This is not real.
- (laughing) No
(speaking gibberish)
(Maria laughing)
Maria, Maria
- Get outta here
(Kissing Sound) - I picked this out for you.
- Would this be last years jacket.
- Yes, I love it. Thank you.
- Like honestly, this is all Paulie's fault.
- Prank war champions strikes again.
- Get the (beep) outta here.
Let's try it again.
(claps)
(Maria laughing)
- [Uncle Nino] Las Vegas! (indistinct)