*WHAPOOSH* Top o' the morning to ya laddies my name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome back to "Honey, I'm trash!".
Come on into my house *laughs*
*more laughing*
Oh, my laughing strawberry house
Where, I think I'm gonna do some more missions again
Um, I still need to dicky up my bedroom a small bit
It's just a- I mean, this is just sad, at this point
It's not a very nice room. It's not coloured the best. It doesn't have a whole lot in it
I mean you buy these beds, you can't even buy sheets for them
The bed is just the way it is. The bed is the bed, is the bed is the bed is the bed
I hate you, a gig is a gig is a gig is a gig
Which is fine but I want something better
And this room has nothing going on in it, which I don't know it would..?
Does my bathroom have a washer/dryer in it?
Ah, see it does, See this room could have been something with like a washer in it
I know there's no plumbing and everything but, shut up
We could have put something like that in here
otherwise
I might just put some shelves
Some, um, standing bookcases and stuff to make it look like there's something in here for like storage
And then this room needs to be redone
Even though I like the garage and my hachet home
To have a- a kind of a- a shitty look to it, makes it feel like work goes on in here, you know
People roll up their sleeves, they get out their work benches and their hammers and they make tables. I don't do that
But people do, What I do is go into my laptop and instead of going straight to pornhub like I normally do
Imma, go to Amanda Johnson and paint her some amaranth walls. She's been demanding them for quite a while.
Oh My god
Oh My go- do you know what this means?
This is the first time I've entered a house in this game. Where all I had to do was paint something and not
Clean up after the filth.
Oh it feels so nice. I forgot what it was like to live again! I forgot what it was like to be human!
But it also means that all I have to do is paint...
*Sad Trombone (Sound)*
...it sucks
Alright so gray is probably going to go in the back wall because that's where the kitchen is. That's the 'splash zone'
That's where the splishy-splashes are gonna happen. So I'm gonna paint
Everything else outside of that amaranth adventure. We're going on an adventure with paint
Paint can tell...tell you a story. It can tell you the history of a human. It can tell you where they were born
What they feel, what their favorite book is
*cough* Harry Potter
-piece by piece your life comes together
Cuz life is a highway, you know, and I want to ride it all night long
Live life to the fullest, explore all the options now we have to go with grey
This is sad
This is just sad. This is like clipping an angels' wings
Clipping an angels' wings and then telling them that they're worth nothing, that they're useless, that they're shit!
You can't be doing that! angels are beautiful pretty creatures. That should fly like a butterfly
or you know, like...
an angel...
I don't know why I said an angel should fly like a butterfly. That makes no sense
Done!
Okay, it actually doesn't look that bad...
imma-imma just say that right now. I don't need to switch to paint
I need to dispose of these but I can't because it doesn't give me the little sell-y man tool
I need that. The grey on the back wall actually looks pretty decent
This room looks nice I really brought it together. I'm so proud of me
um...
No tasks.
Oh my god, this might be the first time in a long time that I actually finish every single TING in a house.
Oh my god my Irish accent just really came out there 'every single ting'
Uh, what am I mounting? Oh, it's just one of these little dudes...So the other one of these is
Oh!
It's hidden!
A little secret boy hiding in the corner
I'll teach you what for
By making you better!
Cuz that's what I-that's what I enjoy. I'm not gonna just strip you down and leave you, you know
That's not the type of person I am.
I strip you down, but then I build you back up better than you were before 'cause that's what I'm all about!
Building-building friendships, building bonds, helping people be their best. Be the best versions of themselves
There you go little dude. Proud of ya, Ya did it...Boom!
I completely finished the house. I've been putting off this task in this game...for so long
'cause I saw amaranth walls and I'm like 'I don't wanna have to paint' and that was all it is! lickety-split
It's done, happy with that. Hmm now I'm not a mathematician. Okay. I'm not actually pretty good with math at all
But I know when it says three here and there's four in here. Oh it's three unread ones
Okay, can I just
That was me coughing that joke out and throwing it in the trash
Because it's no use anymore. I wanna finish the kindergarten, but I can't
Clean up the house please. Okay, I don't care about your life story anymore
Dark walls are so depressing. So are negative attitudes and dark souls
Be it dark walls can be as well unless you were into my chemical romance in the 2000's
Then dark walls are dope!
Um. Okay, let's clean up. This house-can't be that bad
*Scream of pure horror*
Okay, I play a lot of horror games and nothing has ever scared me like that. y'know...it's not...that bad
it's just like when you come home at the end of the day and you know when you take your jacket off and you put
It on your chair. Well instead of a chair there's a pile of garbage and instead of a coat. It's a pile of garbage and
Instead of your room. It's the end of time and all that remains is GARBAGE!!!
unclean
Get rid of them. Can I not just get a better vacuum?
Or better yet a bomb. I feel like I'm actually gonna get murdered in this house. I think that that's what's gonna happen
This isn't a-this isn't a happy place
This isn't a place where children
create
Childhood memories or like ride their bikes and say 'oh, I loved that Christmas back in that shithole!' you know
This is the place of nightmares. This is the place of murder victims and kidnappings
But when I'm done with it, it's gonna be a place of worship, what's the first step to making a house a home: No judgment
At least not out loud, you know, I'm gonna keep my judgments to myself from now on all of this shit. I mean
Lovely abode is great. How do I fix your lights 90% clean dirt?
Where is that 10%
Where's it hidin?
Oh, oh! There there's three percent, okay, wait, there's another seven percent of dirt
It's hard see in the dark 'maybe a fuse is blown' is that something I have to fix?
Oohh basement-dwelling
Okay, I've seen enough murder mysteries, enough Murder She Wrote and Hardy Boys to know that down here is where Georgie was in the water
And said, you'll float too.
Oh, there are more roaches down here
This is a-you've got a bad Roach problem
Asshole Cockroach: 'Go fuck yourself mister!'
See I told you! Bad roaches! Ahh, okay, let's fi-the-fix the fuses
Well that was easy!
*Laughs*
Okay, that's done, can I turn on the lights now? Ay!
Looking good! I forgot I have a head flashlight
I coulda turned this on all that time, but you know what? I work in the dark until I see the light and then
The cleaning gods shall set me free
Also, I forgot and I don't want to look bad. So I'm making up excuses
That's my reasoning-okay what do I have to do
95% clean dirt? Where is the rest?
Stop making it so obscure
Clean the windows. I don't even need to like make new beds or anything. Just clean the house
Well this ain't so bad. 'I wanted one bedroom. Not two.' Well, you know what? Mr. Garibaldi?
You don't always get what you want
That's just the way life is that's the lesson you're gonna have to learn. I'm sorry that you're learning it in your
40s there, you-not 30s, not with a face like that. That's not 30s. I'm gonna say 40s
Okay, and you're lucky at that. I could go 50s and make you feel bad. Ah
Trash sweet trash honey. I'm home
See you didn't expect that one. Did you? Okay one more job. Are you painting there?
I want to see if I can finish kindergarten
I want to see if the game is fixed yet. If it's not fixed, these kids are gonna have no education
They're gonna go nowhere in life
They're gonna grow up and not know what it was to be loved by a house that felt like they were walking into a
physical hug
Well all hugs are physical. I meant a house that hugs you as you walk into it. There we go
Scratch that last one brain. Right, I needed to
To lay floor tiles. That's kind of fun! No no, no, no, no. No, it's-it's this one
We can't the rest of the jobs in this game be this nice. Also, this is lovely
Imagine being a kid walking in here, This would be so happy. 'Paint the colours bright peach and velvety peach'
Oh, when I do that, I'm gonna split it right down the middle. So one half of the wall is bright peach
The other one's velvety peach. It might look kind of similar, but I'm gonna make it look like a big giant ice cream
Are you still broken?
Hey, it's fixed!
There we go! Awesome. Okay. Now I can actually finish this job. The kids are going to go to school after all!
Great!
double chest of drawers mal
Okay Wood cherry? Wood cherry is lovely a very nice colour lovely vibrant color
Also, the scrolling, turning stuff is all broken again. I
Don't like it. I don't want it. I don't need it.
Horizontal bookca- I need to put so many things in this. I have to place a ball in here. Here you go
One ball and place 4 times a box with a flap.
I thought that said 'Dark White' for some reason. I was like wait, it's Dark white, just...is just black?
Place donkeys. Ah look at em!
Donkey! and a bunny
Oh
That's a sad bunny. It's oh, I thought it only had one ear put it on the table
So the kids can play with it. There we go
Wait, there's still dirt in here? Where? I hate the dirt in this game. It always eludes me. I don't see the dirt
Fuck you game. It doesn't exist. Can you tell how much fun I'm having?
Oh boy, I wish you guys were here to experience this. Oh wait, you are! Please, do yourselves a favor and
Don't watch this section
Just be happy go outside. I in fact, I'm gonna stop talking. So Robin can edit it out
*music continues*
*Defiance*
What did I say, stop watching it, I don't know if these are the right thing for your backsplash ?
I personally would not have gone with these, I would have gone with like a darker colour
like a white with a, with a black inlay?
That would be very nice.
I mean, I know it's a kindergarten but the kids aren't gonna come in here. Okay, fine, whatever!
I'm not here to tell you how to do your job
Um, Lay floor tiles 'ceramic tiles green'. Boom?
I really wish more parts of the game were like that. That is so handy and nice. Also, this looks hideous.
I know I'm technically the person who did this, but this is what they asked for
These are not complementary colours!
It looks like I walked into some sort of forest, you know people ask me 'Jack...'
'..why didn't you go on and use your college degree for hotel management?'
And I told them I wanted to live my dream and be a youtuber, you know, playing video games for videos of super fun
*Deep, Longing sigh*
(No regrets)
There we go, it's all together it's happy family I have to do the entire
Wall in here, I really don't want to guys it's not gonna be fun.
I also did not get nearly a half of the dirt
I got 66% of the dirt-I actually got more than half-Shut up, okay?
Umm, I can do the floor though ceramic tiles orange.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, it's my favorite part of the day
Boom-oh I get to do in- oh no it's here
What do I have to do in here? Do I have to put some tiles in here?
Ceramic tiles orange-yes!
Oh, it's so fun! it makes everything looks so clean instantly
Now go over one more
Boom baby. Oh so pretty
Why can't the tiling the walls be like that?
That'd be so much fun or least get an upgrade that allows you to do that. All I can do is get
faster
Versions of it. I can't even do the thing where I panel like three things at once
So I end up just avoiding it cuz it's not fun to do. I'm so close to being done
Give me that narrow curtain y'all. What colour do we go for, silk red?
Wow sexy curtain
For a kindergarten? No, no, maybe we should not go with sexy red.
I mean silky red!
This is bad? Mountable white curtain where the hell do I mount this? It doesn't go anywhere
Oh wait, are you guys in the way?
Are you serious the freaking teeny-tiny computer on the ground was in the way grey flowers?
No, one wants grey flowers, flowers just must be beautiful and pretty and colourful. It's what attracts the bees. Can I be done yet?
I have paid my penance
My blood sweat and tears are all over this building
Let it end
Let let the cycle end with me
After this window's done I want to see the end of this job
Okay, let it let it end. Okay, let it die
There's a fucking fly in my face. Get out of here.
*blows fly away*
Oh wait, it's still not over!
There must be something easy I can do to finish this
Yes, yes it is done. It is done. I'm sorry children. I'd said that I would paint your walls
I said that I would fix your childhoods. I gave you a kitchen and a nice classroom. Okay, the classrooms great
I spent a lot of effort on this. It literally took me about 40 minutes to do that in total
So just get the kids to do the rest of it
Bring the kids in start school day and then tell them to do the rest of it
Okay, there's nothing against child labour at that age
You shut up. Oh, there it is
There's a building there's a place that I can call trash
knock knock
Ha ha ha, honey
I'm trash
Ok. Well that does it for this episode of house flipper. We only have a few jobs left
I actually think I only have, yeah, two jobs left
Two jobs left and then all the jobs are done and then I can focus on my own house. I
I need to make
considerable more money to do this
Negotiation ten percent of the orders requirements options to negotiate the price increased chance plays. Yes,
I want to negotiate the price.
Go away! fuck off flies! Negotiate the price a million dollars per job
Cuz right now right there's a lot more stuff. I want to buy for my house
But if I don't have jobs to pay for it, then what am I gonna do? I don't know
But thank you guys so much for flipping houses with me this time if you liked it
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*Whapish! Whapish!*
Well Thank you guys and I will see all you dudes...
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
*Outro music*
Flip this house, flip that house flip, all the houses!