>> James: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE!
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO SEE US!
WE JUST HAD OUR STAGE 56 BAR TRICKS.
>> THE INSURANCE MUST BE VERY GOOD HERE.
>> James: NO, NOT AT ALL.
WE'RE NOT EVEN INSURED TO DO THIS.
>> THOSE WERE AWARD WORTHY.
>> James: DO YOU HAVE ANY BAR TRICKS UP YOUR SLEEVE?
>> I DO.
IT'S NOT ATTRACTIVE OR GAME CHANGING, BUT MY EYEBALLS CAN GO
IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS.
DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU?
>> James: WHAT?
YES, LIKE THIS.
( CHEERING ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> James: OH, WOW!
DID I DO IT?
>> James: YEAH, IT SOUNDS LIKE IT, ABSOLUTELY!
THAT WAS -- SHOULD SHE STAY OR SHOULD SHE GO?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪
>> James: NOW, AND YOU HAVEN'T MET, OFFICIALLY, BUT I
UNDERSTAND YOUR PARTS CROSSED PERHAPS WITHOUT YOU KNOW IT.
JASON, YOU SEE ZOE A LOT AROUND LOS ANGELES BUT YOU DON'T GO SAY
HI, IS THAT TRUE?
>> ZOE AND I SHOP AT THE SAME MARKET.
>> James: RIGHT.
IF ZOE'S AT THE MARKET, IT MEANS I CAN GO AND SHOP BECAUSE
SHE'S BEING HOUNDED BY THE PHOTOGRAPHERS.
SHE'S OVER THERE!
>> James: REALLY, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO?
>> YOU'VE NEVER SAID HELLO.
AND YOU SEE ME GET ALL MUGGED.
>> James: I'M GETTING MY TOMATOES WHEN YOU'RE BEING
HOUNDED.
>> James: IT ACTUALLY REQUIRES A GOOD PLOY.
>> I'M SAFE AND SOUND.
>> James: YOU'RE SAFE.
NO ONE'S GOING TO GET YOU.
>> NO.
OH, MY GOD.
>> James: HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THAT WITH THESE PEOPLE OUT THERE
PHOTOGRAPHING YOU AND YOU'RE DOING YOUR SHOPPING.
BECAUSE IF I NOTICE -- NOT THAT ANYBODY'S FOLLOWING ME -- BUT IF
YOU'RE THERE AND THEY GO AND I'M IMMEDIATELY, LIKE --
>> IT'S TRUE!
( APPLAUSE ) >> OH, MY GOD.
I NEED TO LEARN THAT TRICK BECAUSE EVERY TIME MY
GRANDMOTHER IS SURFING THE NET TO FIND IF I'M PHOTOGRAPH,
SHE'S, LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STOP BITE YOU CAN MOUTH.
I'M SO UNAWARE, SHOPPING FOR CELERY OR SOMETHING.
>> James: I'M WITH MY CHILDREN, THEY'RE, LIKE, DAD,
WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?
( LAUGHTER ) JASON, YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A
HISTORY WITH SUPERMARKETS.
YOU USED TO WORK IN A SUPERMARKET, RIGHT?
>> YOU'RE GOING TO GO THERE, AREN'T YOU?
>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU USED TO WORK IN A SUPERMARKET, RIGHT?
>> MY -- YEAH, I WAS SACKED.
I WAS FIRED FOR THE FIRST TIME.
IT WAS IN QUEENSLAND, I USED TO COLLECT TROLLEYS AND BACK THE
BAGS, THE FRUITS AND VEGETABLES, AND IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY, I WAS
TURNING 15.
I HAD BEEN SAVING A YEAR TO BUY A BIKE.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MR. CLARKE ON AISLE 16.
THEY HAD AN ICE CREAM CAKE THERE, PEOPLE CLAPPED AND A GUY
SAID, YOU'RE FIRED, HERE'S YOUR SEVERANCE PAY.
>> James: WHY DID THEY FIRE YOU?
>> BECAUSE THEY HAD TO PAY ME AN EXTRA $1.50 AN HOUR.
>> James: WHEN YOU TURNED 16.
YES, AND I WAS OUTSIDE WITH MY ICE CREAM CAKE, MELTING IN
THE SUN.
I WAS BEING FIRED.
IT'S NEVER LEFT ME SINCE.
I CAN'T HANDLE BEING UNEMPLOYED.
>> James: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN FIRED FROM A JOB?
>> YES, OH, SEVERAL TIMES, FROM THE SAME PLACE.
>> James: FROM THE SAME PLACE?
YES.
WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER, I WORKED AT BURGER KING IN QUEENS.
THEY'D FIRE ME ON FRIDAYS AND REHIRE ME ON SUNDAYS.
>> James: WHY WOULD THEY FIRE YOU?
>> BECAUSE I WAS REALLY GENEROUS WITH THE BURGER KING BURGERS AT
THE DRIVE-THROUGH.
I USED TO GIVE IT TO ALL THE PEOPLE -- LIKE EVERYBODY THAT
WAS HOMELESS OR THAT WERE COMING OUT OF CHURCH OR TO MY
GRANDMOTHER AND HER FRIENDS.
>> James: YOU WERE JUST SLIPPING THEM A WHOPPER THEY
DIDN'T PAY FOR.
>> EXACTLY, A WHOPPER, JR., YEAH.
>> James: AND WHY WOULD THEY REHIRE YOU?
>> BECAUSE THEY WOULD HAVE PROBABLY, LIKE, A REALLY BUSY
SUNDAY AFTER EVERYBODY WENT TO CHURCH, SO THEN THEY NEEDED THE
STAFF, TO THEY'D CALL ME.
>> James: RIGHT.