- You know you need to click the thumbs up
right off the get go because my hair looks hella cute.
(unicorn hooves beating)
What up everyone it's your girl Superwoman.
And I like to believe I'm a kind person.
You know I'm nice, I'm giving, I'm considerate.
Except when we're playing some sort of game or sport
because then I'm your worst f-ing nightmare.
I can't help it okay?
Straight up I go from Disney Channel child star
to Ex-Disney Channel child star who is now 20.
From
♫ I've got the limo out front
to
♫ Cock up yuh bumper, sit down pon it
and I know I'm not the only one.
Here are some signs that you're competitive as F.
You don't see games as just games.
No, no, games are a reflection of who you are as a person.
You see you won't admit it, but that's how you feel
because if you miss the ball in a game of ping pong,
mm mm it's not just about this game okay.
You know deep down you missed the ball
because you have split ends and trust issues.
You missed the ball because you can't do long division
and you can't spell the word schedule.
And when you suck, you get angry.
Are you even listening to me?
God damn it Lilly what are you doing?
Did I tell you to do that?
Are you dumb?
No wait, are you dumb?
(paddle slamming)
Stupid Lilly you can't do anything.
(forceful exhaling)
When playing a game mistakes are never your fault.
Oh no, no.
If you threw a ball and it did not go in the basket,
no it has nothing to do with your aim, okay.
It's because of the recession.
Are you ready for this?
Are you ready for--
Now hold on hold on, I wasn't ready.
I wasn't ready, I wasn't ready.
That was the breeze.
Look, look I'm eating my hair.
That was the breeze.
(groaning)
No I got a cramp, I got a cramp.
Send it back.
Woo, okay!
Money!
(groaning)
Yo, yo I think I have appendicitis, eh?
Oh my tonsils.
Yeah you know I'm still shook from the OA.
That's what it is.
All net.
(plastic rattling)
Yo man the camera keeps getting in my way.
Get outta here!
You know you're hella competitive
when you do eventually lose
and you can't give the victor any type of credit
so you pull one of these.
(grunting)
Yo I let you win, okay?
I felt bad for you.
I know this means a lot to you.
I don't want to lower your self-esteem.
I wanted to give you hope.
I know your parents are getting divorced so I didn't want to
you know, add more to your plate.
Let's go again.
Let's go again, it's cool.
Yo straight up, I hate when people do this to me.
Like what you mean you felt bad for me?
Like sis I'm getting paid.
I'm getting fed.
I just took a piss and it was so transparent
because I'm hella hydrated okay?
My life is great.
You just suck.
(laughing)
And to be honest, the only times you do actually lose
it's just because your opponent is super lucky.
Yeah and you let them know that.
Wow.
Look at this luck.
So lucky, whatever.
Whatever let's play.
Let's go.
I could win too if I got all the good cards.
Are you serious?
Go.
Bruh hurry up man.
Bo mother f-er.
Are you seeing this?
Wow, wow!
Okay wow.
Whatever.
Must be nice to have a four leaf clover up your butt hole.
This game is pure luck.
There's no skill involved, so.
No go, win, win, go ahead win.
Mm, the amount of saltiness in that bloodstream.
That bloodstream is straight up Vegemite.
You see me, I'm so competitive
that when I do finally come to terms with the fact
that I may not be the best at something,
I become obsessed with it.
Because from that point on my entire life
is dedicated towards mastering that skill.
(driving rock music)
(plastic ball clicking)
(clapping and cheering)
(driving rock music)
Straight up I don't care what else I fail in life,
okay, as long as I become a pro
at that one thing you beat me at.
- Lilly, I think you forgot to fill in one of your eyebrows.
- Oh yeah?
Remember the time I beat you in ping pong, though?
But I mean at the end of the day,
when someone competitive starts losing,
they begin to realize that maturity is key.
I mean we're all adults here, okay,
and a game doesn't change that.
(ping pong balls clattering)
- Game point for me.
- Okay whatever.
Winning isn't everything.
There's more to life.
(ping pong ball clattering)
Game point for me.
(paddle thudding)
I win mother f-er.
Yo what's my name, what's my name?
(shrieking)
Hold on wait, let me just ride on my win right now.
Oh snap.
I'm surfing on my win.
I can't even swim right now.
I'm drowning in my win.
I'm drowning.
Ah help me!
Help me!
(laughing)
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