>> James: YOU WERE A BOUNCER BACK IN THE DAY.
>> VERY BRIEFLY.
>> James: WERE YOU GOOD AT IT?
>> 90 WAS TERRIBLE AT IT.
TERRIBLE AT CONFRONTATION.
I'M NOT GOOD AT PUNCHING.
>> James: THAT'S CLEAR.
YOU'RE PUNCHING IN A CARTOON IN THE '50s.
>> LIKE A 1950s, TRYING TO PUNCH.
AND I'M TOO POLITE FOR BOUNCING.
SO I JUST TRIED TO STAY AT THE DOOR, WITH WHERE THE MESSY STUFF
COULD HAPPEN INSIDE AND IF THEY GOT DRAGGED OUT, I COULD SAY,
"AND STAY OUT!" BUT IT LASTED ABOUT TWO MONTHS.
>> SCENARIO I WENT TO THE DOOR I SAY I DON'T HAVE ANY I-MAN.
>> PUT THIS ON HIS FEET!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: AM I YOUR FRIEND OR
AM I ALSO A BOUNCER?
>> YOU COULD ALSO BE A BOUNCER.
>> THE ONLY THING ABOUT BOUNCING I KNOW IS YOU STAND LIKE THIS.
>> LOOK FELLAS, I'M GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME TONIGHT, I'M
38.
>> IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?
>> IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
>> I DON'T GIVE A (BLEEP)!
(APPLAUSE) >> ME AND MY MAN EAR WE DON'T
GIVE A (BLEEP)!
LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN, HE DOESN'T GIVE A (BLEEP).
FIRST OF ALL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
SECOND OF ALL.
IF -- I'LL GO EXTENSION, YOU SHOULD GO AROUND, READY?
THAT WAS YOUR CHANCE TO GET OUT.
I'M HOLDING BACK.
>> James: LET ME AT HIM CHRIS.
WHAT?
>> OH MY GOD HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WE'VE HAD SO MANY BIRTHDAYS
TONIGHT.
>> James: YOU WERE VERY ABUSIVE.
I WAS RIGHT IN THERE.
IF I WAS A DOORMAN I COULD NEVER DO IT UNLESS I HAD A BIG GUY
STOOD RIGHT NEXT TO ME BECAUSE I WOULD BE TOO AGGRESSIVE.
NOW YOU HAD AN UNUSUAL JOB, REL, YOU USED TO -- YOU WORKED -- YOU
HAD AN UNUSUAL JOB, WHAT I WAS CONSIDERED FOR A YOUNG MAN, YOU
USED TO WORK AT VICTORIA'S SECRET.
>> YES I DID.
>> James: WHAT DID YOU DO THERE?
HOW WAS THAT?
>> I WORKED IN THE STOCKROOM, THAT'S WHERE ALL THE GUYS WERE,
STOCKROOM, I WOULD DRESS UP SO I WANTED TO LOOK NICE ON THE
FLOOR.
TIE ON, SHIRT, EVEN IF IT WAS SWEATING, STEAMING, THE SLIPS --
I STEAMED A LOT OF THE LINGERIE.
>> LET'S GET IT OPEN, SEE WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE!
>> I WOULD STEAM.
I WOULD BE BACK THERE SWEATING WITH MY SHIRT AND TIE OFTEN
STEAMING LINGERIE.
I LEARNED A LOT.
I REALLY DID.
I USED TO THINK WOMEN HAD A NATURAL FRUITY SMELL, I DIDN'T
KNOW IT WAS SPRAYS AND LOTIONS THAT DIT.
AND WHEN I THOUGHT ABOUT THE PADDING AND THE BRA, IT'S KIND
OF DEPRESSING FOR A LITTLE BIT, IT'S LIKE UHHHH.
>> LIKE ONCE YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT MOVIES YOU CAN'T ENJOY
MOVIES ANYMORE.
SAME THING.
>> I BOUGHT A LOT OF LOTIONS AND MIST SPRAYS FOR WOMEN IN MY
FAMILY.
AT A CRAZY DISCOUNT.
THAT'S A DISCOUNT.
>> WHAT DO YOU GET?
>> LIKE 40% OFF.
>> James: THAT'S HUGE.
I'D WEAR THE SLIPS.
I'D BE SO INTO IT.