Who are you?
I...
am Bardo.
What are you doing in my driveway, Bardo?
I’m looking for Munchtifer, son of Tedward.
Is this about my application to perform dog weddings?
Tis. I am the bishop of the Arch Doggassi’s.
So, you’re here to give me my license?
No one just gives you a license to marry dogs.
You must earn it.
How exactly do I do that?
Your soul will be tested.
Your spirit pushed to the limits! Your--
Sounds like you’re going to be here for a while,
so we’ll catch up with you later.
- Now, where was I? - My spirit will be pushed to the limits.
Oh, right. Your spirit will be pushed to the limits!
Get ready! It’s Bardo time!
Presley, did you just cut off the legs of my chair with a hacksaw?
That's right.
- Follow up question. - Oh, what is it?
Why’d you do that?
We have a very important meeting with some clients.
Isn't that right, Reggie?
See, spenders? By making their chair shorter,
our potential clients will be looking up at us.
It’s the ultimate power move.
If you know anything about business, you would’ve sawed these a long time ago.
That's not how business works.
Hmm. Interesting.
You sure about that?
I thought I was sure, but based on those glasses,
you obviously know more about this than me.
Oh! They’re here! They’re here! They’re here!
Welcome.
I'm Presley.
Hi, and I’m Lex.
And you’re Mark and Christine.
And you're Lulu and Poochie Boy!
I love you and your dogs!
Awe, that’s so sweet of you.
Yeah, we feel like we know you from your thousands of comments and emojis.
So, how long have you two been a couple?
Oh. What? No, no, no, no.
Our dogs are a couple. Christine and I are just friends.
Yeah. Anyway, he’s way too handsome for me.
And she’s way too beautiful for me.
Sorry, I asked.
Now, let's talk business.
Please join us in our reserved table.
The table reserved for business.
- Have a seat. - Ooh.
After you, Christine.
Oh, you’re sitting in those chairs?
Yes. Aren’t you going to sit?
Of course, we are going to sit.
All the way… down here.
[sighing]
Are you guys comfy?
Yeah. I feel so confident and in charge in this seat.
Well, I am so glad. Lex, why don’t you start?
I think you’ll be very impressed with our presentation.
Now, if you direct your attention to my binder...
Ooh.
You'll see that we proposed to have your event here in the Micro Mooery
We have planned out every micro moment.
We’ll be able to pack this place full of people.
We get paid by the person.
We were thinking more of having an intimate ceremony
and live streaming it online for everyone.
Yeah, we can make that happen. We'll even set up the live stream for you.
We get paid by the online person.
Are you feeling this? ‘Cause I’m feeling this.
Between the three ring binder and those glasses, I’m feeling good.
Me too.
You guys are hired!
Let's shake on it.
Oh, we can do this.
[mumbling]
[giggling]
Great. Now let’s talk about ceremony.
It's gonna be Lulu's big day.
Isn't that right, Lulu?
Oh, you just so cute! Yes you are!
Yes you are!
Hey, why don’t I take the dogs out on the patio
and the three of you could work out the details.
That way, Lex can talk like an adult, and I can not throw up.
Alright, Lulu and Poochie boy, let’s practice the ring ceremony.
Reggie, you just saying out there looking cool.
Alright. You’ll each get a ring.
Lulu, you'll give your ring to Poochie Boy.
[growling]
Whoa, why are you growling?
Any ideas, Reggie?
[barking]
Okay, let’s try this again.
Lulu, give your ring to Poochie Boy.
[growling]
She’s just not gettin’ it, huh, Reggie?
[barking]
Okay, this is getting weird.
Poochie Boy.
[growling]
Reggie.
[barking]
Poochie Boy.\
[growling]
Every time I say Poochie Boy…
[growling]
you growl. And every time I say Reggie...
[barking]
you get excited.
Please don't tell me you like Lex's dog
more than the dog you're supposed to marry.
[barking]
I said don’t tell me.
[barking]