Our next guest has his comedy special, "Nori,"
available now on Spotify.
Please welcome the very funny Nore Davis.
♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ]
-Hey. What's up?
Thank you, thank you. Alright.
Let's do this before it's my bedtime 'cause I'm tired.
[ Laughter ]
When you in 30 and after 10:00 p.m.,
your body's in low-power mode.
It's something like I grew this janitor in me.
He's like, "Oh, these lights should be off."
"But wait, I'm driving."
[ Laughter ]
"That's too much electricity, young man.
You should be in bed. That is too much.
Too much."
But only thing that really keeps me up
is, like, I love watching my movie franchise.
"Jurassic Park," I love those films.
[ Crowd cheers ] Yeah. Yeah.
'Cause it really makes white people believe dinosaurs
would've been their pets.
[ Laughter ]
They hit them with that Chris Pratt palm,
"hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Blue.
Hey, you know me."
[ Laughter ]
"Hey, hey."
It's like reptiles don't listen.
[ Laughter ]
I've never seen a white person walking a Komodo dragon.
[ Laughter ]
But it's like, "Hey, hey, hey, hey. You know me."
And the raptor stops, like, "Oh, you lucky
I love 'Parks and Recreation.'"
[ Laughter ]
"You lucky. I'll see you later, Star-Lord."
[ Laughter ]
He comes back.
Capitalism gonna cap, baby.
But, like, how long are we going to keep doing this hierarchy?
Working class, poor, rich, wealthy.
It's like a game, but it's our real lives.
The wealthy and rich are playing Monopoly.
Working class and poor, we're playing Trouble.
[ Laughter ]
Pop, pop! $6?
[ Laughter ]
That's all I can do today.
Pop, pop! Two?
I can't even leave the house.
[ Laughter ]
I got to wait for a six.
[ Laughter ]
It's like the wealthy, they have the money.
Just print the money.
[ Laughter ]
You have it. Just, like, command P.
It's always been that. [ Laughter ]
It never changed, no matter how old you are.
But, you know, I'm not a politician.
I'm just an Aries. That's all I know.
[ Laughter ]
I'm always trying to get rid of generational trauma
within my family, you know, because I'm a millennial,
and I was raised by baby boomer parents.
And you know that we was their property.
You know that saying, "I brought you in this world,
I'll take you out"? [ Laughter ]
What makes you think that's a good investment?
[ Laughter ]
You can always tell millennials have trauma from their parents
'cause when they talk to their friends,
they call them by their first name.
"Hey, how's your mom?" "Who, Jackie?"
[ Laughter ]
"She alright. Still judging."
[ Laughter ]
They have so much trauma, but I give them grace
because, you know, therapy just came out in 2020.
They missed it. [ Laughter ]
It just came out.
It's so hard.
Like, you ever tell a baby boomer you love them?
"I love you." They start malfunctioning.
[ Laughter ] "Love?"
It was my dad's birthday the other day.
I was like, "Hey, Dad, happy birthday."
He was like, "Alright." [ Laughter ]
"Alright"? Not even like a cool "Alright!"
It was like a prisoner telling the guard, like,
"Hey, happy birthday." "Alright, alright.
Back in your cell. Back in there."
So that's why I always do, like, an outward
love expression towards my child.
Like, he's generation alpha.
And, you know, so with a millennial,
they are not our property.
They are content.
[ Laughter ]
That's right. "Get to work!"
[ Laughter ]
"Dad, I'm hungry." "You go viral, you eat!"
[ Laughter ]
"When you go viral, you'll eat. Come on, let's go."
[ Cheers and applause ]
I'm Nore Davis. Thank you so much!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Hey, hey, hey.
-Nore Davis. "Nori" is available on Spotify.
We'll be right back, everybody.