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- Welcome back.
- Mythical beasts, you know about the Urban Dictionary,
but if for some reason you don't,
it's a site you visit stealthily on your phone
when your coworker, Brock, says a word you don't recognize
and you wanna find out whether you should laugh
or report him to HR.
- Since the Urban Dictionary is basically
a crowd sourced dictionary of slang
and repulsive onimonopeais, that got us thinking.
What does Urban Dictionary got that we don't got?
- Today, we've got some brand new words
to add to the cultural lexicon.
- It's time for..
- Urban Fictionary.
- All right, first up we asked you guys
what you thought "papaperazzi" meant
and you did not disappoint.
- User nofunlex said papaperazzi is,
"someone who exclusively takes photos of dads."
- Hm, good guess.
User Sanneke89 said "Dads looking like pepperoni."
- I don't even know how to picture that,
but unfortunately, while you were very close,
none of you got the definition of papaperazzi exactly right.
This is the definition of papaperazzi.
[Urban Fictionary Narrator]- Papaperazzi. Noun.
When your Pap-Pap spies on you
and catches you doing something
and then documents you doing that thing
and tries to sell it to media outlets to make a living.
Here it is used in a sentence.
Alex was a victim of papaperazzi when he finally decided
to learn all of the dance moves
to Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie" for personal reasons
and his Pap-Pap secretly took a video
and tried to sell it to boyswhosehipsdontlie.com.
Pap-Pap's way too into that.
He did the lip lick and the chin grab.
Also, I think Pap-Pap is Mike.
- But I will say, boyswhosehipsdontlie.com
is a really good website.
- I haven't personally visited that.
- Me neither.
- Hm, okay.
We also asked you guy to give us
the definition for "mistelemariamorous."
Here's what we got.
- Shaun Thibodeau said that mistelemariamorous,
that's hard to say, means "to have a propensity
or find enjoyment in being covered
in a fine red salsa juice mist."
- Okay, Jake Isherwood, or Isherwood, says,
"it means you shouldn't assume Maria
at the Christmas office party is into you
because she happens to be under the mistletoe."
- Okay, again, you guys were really close,
but unfortunately, none of you got it right so here it is.
[Urban Fictionary Narrator]- Mistelemariamorous. Adjective.
The feeling you experience when you
accidentally tell someone you love them
at the end of a routine customer service call.
Here it is used in a sentence.
Jordan felt highly mistelemariamorous after becoming
distracted on phone call with his cable company.
- Okay, Mister Needlebum, you're all set up
with our fabulous Sunday sports channel package.
Is there anything else I can help you with?
- Uh, no I think that'll do it. I love you.
(laughs)
- I've done this. Oh yeah.
You know at a certain point you just go into autopilot.
You know, I'm getting off this call
and I had a good experience so it just kinda,
it wells up when the side of..
- Well I haven't done-- I love you.
The thing that I've done is I called
my teacher in Elementary school, Mom, several times.
(laughs)
- You know how that happens? Mom? I mean Ms. Locklear.
- As long as you don't call your wife, Mom,
then I think you're okay.
- Well I don't do that unless she asks me.
- All right, we looked to all of you
to help us figure out the definition
for the word "bloinkiss."
- Alex_the_king_octopus said bloinkiss means,
"the sound a bird makes when it runs into a skyscraper,
and then it flys away embarrassed."
- Underscore Ava underscore avocado
said bloinkiss is, "a bland casserole."
- Hm, that's an interesting interpretation.
Unfortunately, none of you got this one right either.
This is the correct definition for bloinkiss.
[Urban Fictionary Narrator] - Bloinkiss. Verb.
When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.
Here it is used in a sentence.
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom,
but we he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed
and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship,
leading him down a dark road,
paid with the self loathing and addiction.
Years later when his wife finally left him
because she just couldn't take it anymore,
he lacked the ability to chase after her
because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
- Ahhh. That's tough.
Don't worry, in an alternative universe,
he did nail the kiss and grew up to become Rafael Nadal.
- John does, he does favor Nadal, doesn't he?
Okay, if you guys want any of these words
to actually be a part of the Urban Dictionary,
we are gonna rely on you to submit them for approval.
It's a very difficult process and we need your help,
but let's add them to the vernacular.
- Is it a difficult process? I don't know.
I don't know, just try.
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