We have talked about so many people
whenever they're on the show.
And it's been, you know, months and months
since my birthday party.
But when people talk about the birthday party,
all people talk about is you and Melissa McCarthy
having a dance off.
Oh my God.
That is because it started the entire thing.
We weren't like having a dance off.
We were dancing together.
[LAUGHTER]
I look crazy.
OK, I don't know if you saw this, or a part of this.
It was so embarrassing.
She just takes me around the whole party
and starts pushing everybody out of the way.
So it's like if I walk through this crowd
and I just started pushing people.
Watch out!
J.Lo's here!
And I was like--
[LAUGHTER]
I did not see that.
She did this to Leonardo DiCaprio.
She did this to--
I mean, how many people were there?
It was like, you know, the wax museum.
Yeah, It really was.
Yes.
[LAUGHTER]
It was like it came to life at night.
That's what this party was like.
It was hilarious.
We had an amazing time.
Yeah, it was so funny, but it really
was-- you were, I think, the first person out on the dance
floor.
Yes, I usually do that.
Which I loved.
Well, I just like to get the party started--
Yeah, and you did.
Maybe if I start dancing.
Yeah.
[APPLAUSE]
And then Melissa said, she warned me.
She said, she was a very aggressive dancer.
She called it herself.
And she--
Honest.
Yes.
That is-- On the--
Honest.
The she-- That's what she is.
And anyway, it was hilarious and fantastic.
But when people talk about the party,
they really do talk about the two of you dancing together,
which was just awesome.
Thank you.
It was fun.
We had the best time.
Yeah, it was great.
The best time.
And Alex was not there, your boyfriend.
And I was sorry about that.
Me too.
Because he would have had fun.
He would have.
And he loves to dance too.
Is he a good dancer?
He loves when I dance, so that's a good thing.
I bet he does love when you dance.
[APPLAUSE]
Now honestly, is he a good dancer?
He's a good dancer.
[LAUGHTER]
Listen, I don't want to--
I've been with people who can't dance at all.
I understand.
He's not that guy.
He can dance, you know.
Right.
And he loves to dance, which is what I love.
I don't really care if people are like the best
dancer or whatever, just that they enjoy themselves
and have a good time.
Yeah.
Well he's athletic and he can move
and I know he does like yoga.
He does all kinds of things.
So he seems open and limber enough to do,
not just this stiff back and forth step.
No, no, no, no, no, he can dance.
Yeah.
So Alex was here.
He was talking about the first date.
And I heard that you weren't sure
if the first date was actually-- or he
didn't know it was a date.
He always claims this.
We have a little bit of a thing about this because he asked me,
he goes, let's go out to dinner.
And I go, OK, right.
I think--
That's a date.
And then afterwards, after we have this date,
he goes, I didn't think it was a date.
I didn't know if you were seeing somebody or whatever.
And I said, I wouldn't have went out with you
if I was seeing somebody else, you know.
He goes, well, I don't know.
I was like-- but he reserves the right
to say that he just thought we were just having dinner.
And he started talking about Benny in the beginning
and asked me about Benny.
I was like, if you wanted to know about Benny,
you could have just called Benny.
Right.
But at first-- maybe in his mind he
was just trying to find a entry point.
But didn't he text you from the bathroom.
In-- at the first date, yeah.
Then that's when he said it turned into a date.
Right, but tell everyone what he--
What he did was--
It was cute.
It was adorable.
It's sweet.
He told you that?
No.
Well, maybe.
[LAUGHTER]
I can't remember.
It's adorable.
I can't remember.
Nothing.
He just-- we were having this not date, according to him,
and we were eating dinner and whatever
and getting to know each other.
And then he leaves and goes to the bathroom for a second.
And I'm just sitting there, you know, kind
of just waiting like on my phone whatever.
I text somebody, I'm with Alex.
My girlfriend who knew him.
I was like, guess who I'm with?
Alex.
Whatever.
And then-- he doesn't know that part.
And then I get-- he's walking back towards the table
and I see him coming and my phone beeps.
I thinks it's my girlfriend.
And I look down and he goes, you look sexy A-F, right.
And I was like, OK.
So he went to the bathroom to text you that?
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
He couldn't say it.
So he was like, just-- you know, you look sexy.
I was like, oh, OK.
And I was like had a turtleneck on and like baggy pants
and stuff so I thought it was really cute.
It wasn't like I was like dressed for like--
Right.
You know.
Well, that club or anything.
He thought it was a date at that point.
He wouldn't have said that at a business meeting.
No.
Yeah, yeah.
By the way, I hope not.
He has tons of business meetings.
There-- Yeah.
So these pictures of you--
I'm going to attempt to show these.
I don't know if you've seen the Vanity Fair that--
Here?
Make up your mind.
Here, or here?
Then I mean--
Well, why do you have to-- there's
other pictures in that one.
No.
[LAUGHTER] That's the one I wanted to show.
That is a sexy A-F picture.
[APPLAUSE]
You see, I do these things and in my mind I live in a universe
where nobody's ever is going to say anything about it.
Just the photographer taking a picture and no one
will ever say anything?
Yeah.
No.
That's a great picture.
You two are cute, really cute.
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