WHO HERE THINKS THAT THEY KNOW THEIR EMOJIS?
WHO, ANYBODY.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) YOU, SIR.
HOW ABOUT THIS GUY.
STAND UP FOR ME, SIR.
HELLO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME.
>> JOHN.
>> Reggie: >> James: HI, JOHN, WHAT IS
YOU ARE WHY NAME, ARE YOU A BIG EMOJI USER?
>> NOT AT ALL.
>> James: NEVER USED EMOJIS.
>> NOT ONCE.
>> James: ARE YOU A BIG TEXTER.
>> MEDIUM.
>> James: WHEN DID YOU GET INTO TEXTING.
>> FIVE YEARS AGO.
>> James: FIVE YEARS AGO.
DO YOU DO THAT THING LIKE THE PEOPLE DO WHEN YOU GET INTO
TEXTING AND YOU ONLY DO IT IN CAPITALS OR IF YOU GOT YOUR HEAD
AROUND THAT.
>> NO, CAN I DO BOTH.
UPPER AND LOWER CASE.
>> Reggie: OH, WOW.
SO WHEN DO YOU THINK YOU'LL GET INTO EMOJIS?
>> PROBABLY NEVER?
>> James: WHY?
IT'S SO MUCH FUN.
>> I WILL KEEP IT IN MIND.
>> James: TERRIFIC.
TAKE A LOOK AT THESE EMOJIS, TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THIS NEWS
STORY COULD BE.
>> FLAMES IN TROIBL, IT'S GOING DOWN, AND ONE WOMAN IS BEATING
UP ANOTHER WOMAN.
>> James: WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT--
(APPLAUSE) FOR A GUY WHO DOESN'T KNOW HIS
EMOJIS, YOU KNOW, THIS TELLS ME YOU COULD BE AN EMOJI MASTER.
BECAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH RIGHT.
WHAT THIS STORY IS A DELTA AIRLINES FLIGHT FROM LOS ANGELES
TO MINNEAPOLIS HAD TO MAKE AN UNSCHEDULED LANDING IN UTAH
BECAUSE TWO FEMALE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS GOT INTO A FIST FIGHT
AT 37,000 FEET.
THE WHOLE FIGHT BROKE OUT WHEN THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT SHOWED UP
WEARING THE EXACT SAME OUTFIT.
(LAUGHTER) THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
TAKE YOUR SEAT.
ANYONE ELSE.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
COME HERE.
YES, YES, YES, YOU, THE LADY I POINTED AT AND SAID DO YOU WANT
TO PLAY.
AND YOU SAID YES.
AND WHO ME, YES.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME.
>> MY NAME IS ALEXANDRA.
>> James: WHERE YOU ARE FROM.
>> ILLINOIS.
>> James: LOVE IT OUT THERE.
>> DO YOU REALLY?
>> James: NEVER BEEN.
SO WHO ARE YOU HERE WITH, YOUR FRIENDS OVER THERE.
>> I'M HERE BY MYSELF.
>> James: NO, YOU'RE NOT.
>> YES.
>> James: COME ON.
(APPLAUSE) SO HANG ON.
WHY HAVE YOU COME FROM ILLINOIS ON YOUR OWN?
>> I'M NOT ON MY OWN, I'M HERE ON A FAMILY VACATION.
>> James: THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY SAID NO, HAD NO INTEREST
IN COMING TO SEE THAT TERRIBLE TV SHOW.
>> MY MOM CAME BUT THERE WAS ONLY ONE SEAT LEFT SO SHE TOLD
ME I COULD HAVE IT.
>> James: NO, ARE YOU JOKING, ARE YOU SERIOUS.
>> YEAH.
>> James: SO YOUR MOM IS OUTSIDE.
>> SHE'S JUST HANGING OUT.
>> James: NO SHE'S NOT.
>> YEAH.
>> James: WE CAN SORT THAT OUT.
WE CAN GET YOUR MOM IN.
WE CAN STORT THAT OUT.
I PROMISE YOU.
BECAUSE I KNOW YOUR MOM IS A HUGE AWOLNATION FAN.
THAT'S WHY SHE WANTS TO BE HERE.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> James: TAKE A LOOK AT THIS NEWS STORY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS COULD BE IN EMOJI?
>> A MAN HIT AN ALLIGATOR AND CRASHED THROUGH A RESTAURANT
WINDOW.
>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU ARE COMPLETELY WRONG.
WHAT THIS IS, FLORIDA OFFICIALS SAY A MAN PULLED UP TO A WENDY'S
DRIVE THRU AND TOSSED A THREE AND A HALF FOOT ALLIGATOR
THROUGH THE WINDOW.
I KNOW.
WELL, BUT THERE IS SOME GOOD NEWS TO THIS.
BECAUSE THE GATER HAS ALREADY BEEN PROMOTED TO ASSISTANT
MANAGER OF THAT DRIF THRU.
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
WE'RE GOING TO SORT YOUR MOM OUT.
TAKE A SEAT.
ANYONE ELSE?
OVER THERE.
OKAY, WAIT.
WAIT.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
>> NICOLE.
>> James: YOU CHOOSE, I'M GOING OVER THERE, DO YOU WANT
THE ASS OR THE CROTCH.
>> YOU.
>> James: YOU WANT CROTCH?
YOU ASKED FOR IT.
DRINK IT IT IN.
DRINK IT IN.
THERE IT GOES.
DRINK IT IN.
(LAUGHTER) OKAY.
OKAY.
SORRY, I GOT TRANSFIXED BY THAT GUY'S EYES.
HE WAS SUCKING ME IN LIKE A TRACKER BEAM.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME.
>> SOFER YA.
>> James: HOW NICE TO SEE YOU, WHERE ARE YOU FROM.
>> EL SE DS GUNDO.
>> James: I LOVELLIS HEGUNDO THIS TIME OF YEAR.
TAKE A LOOK AT THESE EMOJIS AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK THIS NEWS
STORY COULD BE.
>> OLD MAN ENDED UP IN A HOSPITAL DEAD DUE TOW A
PROSTITUTE?
>> James: YOU ARE-- THAT IS IMPRESSIVE.
BECAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH BANG ON.
WHAT THIS STORY IS A PROSTITUTE IN CHINA WAS RUSHED TO THE
HOSPITAL AS SHE LAY ON TOP OF HER DEAD CLIENT, ACCORDING TO
DOCTORS, THE MAN'S PRIVATE PARTS WERE STILL ATTACHED TO THE WOMAN
AFTER HE DIED DURING SEX.
I KNOW.
NOW LISTEN, WHAT THIS STORY IS VERY SAD, I THINK WE CAN ALL
AGREE IT WOULD MAKE A FANTASTIC SEQUEL TO PRETTY WOMAN.
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
THIS HAS BLN-- BEEN EMOJI NEWS.