Hey guys, I'm TheJoe.
Last week I asked you "How do you be cool?" Obviously I've got it down already
but let's see what you guys think.
Yeah, you always know those high schoolers that always smoke in the parking lot?
Everyone knows those are the coolest kids in school.
Dude, try not to give away the best secrets, okay?
I don't know what you're talking about.
(DJ Khaled impersonation) You smart. You loyal.
You're a genius!
I'm pretty sure that's their whole marketing campaign since forever.
What a loser!
Oh, believe me. I wouldn't be caught dead with an uncalibrated monitor
with anything less than 100% SRGB color space coverage.
What great pranks!
I guess that would be a prerequisite.
Alright, well first of all, we have to go over the different levels of swag
First, you got level zero, that's just regular Swag.
Then you got Maximum Swag, okay?
This is the maximum safe levels of swag.
If you go above that, you're in dangerous territory.
Next, you have Critical Swag.
This is a dangerous level. You're in real trouble here.
Next is a Swag Overload.
This is gonna cause you permanent damage, there is no coming back from it
but you can still be saved by, perhaps, massive government intervention.
Finally, you have a Swag Meltdown. You're just beyond all help, you're screwed.
This is when, like a nuclear meltdown, your swag gets so hot that it burns down into the earth
eventually down into the water table, spreading your swag within a several mile radius around you.
It's important to know these dangers of swag so you can get to a fallout shelter if necessary.
I'm pretty sure that's a legitimate strategy.
Well, which is it?
Obviously.
Let me guess, he's gonna make a hilarious joke where he does just that.
He did it! What a jokester!
You thought I was gonna use that meme. I'm not.
That escalated quickly.
Guaranteed to make everyone like you.
Not gonna lie, I had a pair.
(whispering) They were so cool.
Wow, what a hilarious, ironic joke.
And finally...
The mullet is just the icing on the cake.
Almost as cool as this guy.
Well, obviously we now know that you guys are the coolest people on YouTube.
Not really.
Anyway, for next week let me ask you this:
You can leave your dumb comments in the section below or use the hashtag
on Twitter and I'll read my favorite ones next week.
Also, be sure to like this video and let's see if we can pass 3 likes as a new milestone.
And of course, here is this week's fun fact:
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