this next story is pretty funny
the government is do waving the flag
in at least one way when it comes to the issuer love
potheads biggest potheads can apparently do certain kinds of jobs
that they need them to do okay so the government's going on
YUM we're not gonna crack down on you so much anymore because quote
the FBI is starting to seriously rethink
its zero-tolerance policy on marijuana on Monday FBI director James call me
admitted that as fighting cybercrime has become a bigger priority for the bureau
they are finding it harder and harder to hire top computer programmers
who do not also smoke weed from
interest a funny how a
now the old stereotype the idea of pot smokers is
all easy good for nothing idiots you fuckin waste time all day and
stinky mother fuckers totally trade
turns out a lot of people or smokin weed constantly your people who are
really intuitive inquisitive they think a lot they know a lot
and their really fucking good with computers
fascinating so call me reportedly said the FBI is quote grappling with the
question right now
love how to amend its marijuana policy to allow for agents who regularly use
the drug
I love that so they're not even saying OK will allow some people in here who
might use it ever on all in all
know he's like here we might have to let people like
smoke blunts on their coffee breaks
the is that more you smoke apparently the better you are with computers
of that so great
so as it stands right now if you you
you used marijuana in the last three years
your out so many people use marijuana
you know have used marijuana one within the last three years
and don't smoke it regularly here again even if they do it's really not a fuckin
big deal and they're finally realizing it now because they need them
and here's my favorite part quote I have to hire a great work force to compete
with those cyber criminals and some of those kids wanna smoke weed on the way
to the interview
when someone asked about a friend who had not applied to the FBI due to the
policy
call me said quote he should go ahead and apply
waving the white flag man way that way flag
I mean the only really annoying part about this
is that there's a massive double standard
so if you smoke weed and
you're unemployed else to lock you up you know
you smoke weed n you're from the hood your name is Jamal
they're probably gonna lock you up I am
you smoke weed and you go to school you smoke weed you get caught by
your job in the private sector I mean the list goes on and on you sell it
eccentric cetera in those cases if you're not in Colorado or Washington
we're gonna lock you up I mean we did the story the other day that
people who were growing medical marijuana and had a license
are now being arm charged by the feds
they were in total compliance with their state laws and the federal I get lucky
we don't like you we're gonna charge you
the fact that we could have one part of the government putting people in jail
sometimes up to life for minor drug issues like with
we'd just did the story yesterday with the guy who
baked pot brownies and the way the law works in Texas
the measure the amount of the drug based on how much the batch of brownies way
so all the sugar all the cocoa everything all the ingredients they're
like well that's not put you in jail possibly for life
so they're charging him with that on my the fact you could have
well some aspects up the government
be on that page that no we're gonna fuckin flat-out ruin your life because
you enjoy a substance that we don't approve of
and that other parts of the government say mmm now we need you
job that's fucked up man its so fucked up and just to demonstrate how fucked up
is
again imagine if it was a different substance there that they were doing
this with
you know that in vermont they're locking people up for drinking Monster Energy's
in red ball
but in connecticut the really want those people
to help be teachers because there they have so much energy and they get so much
done
that's kinda like the situation are looking at right now with this
I think the answer is let's at the very least decriminalizing
on a federal level at the very least decriminalize it I would be favorably
legalizing on a federal level and actually embracing the idea of freedom
what could be more free than putting in your body whatever you want to as long
as you're not hurting anybody else
instead of these politicians using it as a buzzword
to get elected