ybody relax! Nothing bad can happen to you.
Nothin' at all. You're with me.
What's goin' on over there?
He found a lucky penny.
You really believe in that stuff, Eric?
Yes, Shawn, yes, I do.
I'm the chosen one. I'm protected.
I've got an invisible shield all over my body.
Watch this.
Rocco!
No, no, no, please! Come on, I don't want to get hurt!
Rocco! Rocco!
You know, I just hate getting hurt.
Matthews, you better have a good reason for bothering me.
Yeah, I... Let's go! Let's go!
I'm not. Yeah, I just... You know what?
I just want Rocco to clear something up for me.
Well, if it's your complexion, no can do!
(LAUGHING) My complexion!
Let's go! Come on! No, no.
Just real quick, just real quick. I just have one question for Rocco.
Hey, Rocco, just curiously,
um, as an athlete on the football team,
is it a distraction being gay?
Ahhh!
Thank you.
It's okay. What?
I've been holding it in for so long.
Fellas, I'm gay.
That's okay, Rocco, so are we!
Really? Yeah!
Oh, sure.
What?
Well, is there anything I can do to cheer you up, huh?
Topanga know what Cory like.
No.
But I love you.
Wanna go home? Huh?
You wanna go home and have pooky-pook?
No, Topanga. No pooky-pook.
Why not?
Because, you're better at pooky-pook than I am, too.
Oh, look how cute! They're having their first fight!
Cory, I don't like that you can't talk to me about this.
Topanga, look, I just...
I don't want to say anything that I'm gonna regret, okay?
Do you think maybe we should leave?
No, no, no, no. I wanna see Topanga make Cory cry.
I mean, Cory, whatever bug you have up your butt,
why are you blaming it on me?
Topanga, if you're as smart as your "A" streak says you are,
you'd know just to leave me alone right now.
This is about my grades?
Oh! This is not about your grades!
Yes, it is!
(STAMMERING) It's about how you shove your stupid grades in my face,
or, how you get promoted,
or, you sell one of my subscriptions.
Wow. Well, I'm sorry I tried to help you
with your little magazine project.
It's not a project, okay?
Sticker books are a project.
This is my career!
Cory, come on. It wasn't your career.
Shut up! Yow!
Look. My life is just as important as your life,
even if I don't do my life as good as you!
As well as you. What?
I was just saying that it's not as good as you...
Are you crazy, Topanga?
Are you kidding me
that you would say something like that right now?
Cory, this whole thing is crazy!
Yeah, it really is.
Sit down! Yow!
Well, at least I'm not
a hoity-toity photo-assistant, kiss-Judy's-tushie!
Maybe I have to kiss Judy's tushie
because you can't sell one stinking magazine!
Okay, that's it, yeah.
What did you just say?
I just said that you haven't been doing all that well...
No, no, no!
That is not what you said!
You said I'm a loser, Topanga!
I know you said it 'cause I heard it!
I heard it from your big mouth!
Oh.
I have a big mouth now? Yeah.
You can't even play solitaire, imbecile!
Did you hear that okay from my big mouth?
You know what, Topanga? I used to be able to.
I used to be able to do a lot of things before I married you.
Congratulations!
You've killed my spirit!
I win.
You leave, I win!
(DOOR CLOSING) Bye!
Oh, man.