- We're all in this moment together,
enjoying this amazing sex show like rich people do,
and then the last act comes on.
(funky music)
Hi I'm Jenny Zigrino and this is the time
I watched a bunch of rich people get squirted on.
A few years ago I was in New York City
and a very famous comedian, who will not be named,
occasionally holds a comedians ball.
So all these comedians get dressed up
and we go to this club in New York,
which is a burlesque club.
To like look beautiful and sexy and hot
and just like hang out, get drunk,
do all that shit you do at a ball.
You know whatever they do.
I get invited to this comedians ball,
everyone who is anyone is there.
I cannot name names, but just trust me,
everyone who's rich and famous they were there.
I do believe at one point maybe DJ Khaled or Khaled,
I don't know, I dong know these terms,
these young kids and their fun people okay?
Just, he was there, maybe.
I don't know can not confirm nor deny.
We all get to this ball, we're getting drunk
and this is a burlesque ball.
There's like, very sexy dancers everywhere,
very scantily clad ladies and men, which was kind of nice.
The famous comedian that shall go unnamed,
calls everyone to the center of the room
for the show to begin.
So this has an actual show built in to this ball,
everyone is there.
I don't know should I name names?
Is that, I shouldn't name names.
(laughing in the background)
Just know that like, the way it was,
was there's a staircase this big long staircase.
In the front were people seated on the ground.
A bunch of rich mother fuckers just seated on the ground,
drinking expensive drinks, Ketel One,
Hennessy, whatever the fuck it is.
Again, I drink off the well I don't give a shit.
Just drinking all their bitches with them,
just waiting for this, basically a sex show to begin.
The comedian gets everyone settled.
Suddenly the curtain opens and the show begins.
And this beautiful girl steps out,
she's covered in gold and glitter
and she's singing and dancing and then the show starts,
and the first thing that we see
are just a bunch of naked women, doing aerialist shit.
They're up on hoops above everyone, pussies out,
like you can just see directly into their vaginas.
I could see their cervix' but Goddamn were they talented.
So their spinning around, everyone's like ooo,
ahh amazing wow, that's so sexy, ahh boners.
Whatever they do, then they end.
Then the next act comes on
and this act involves dudes dressed in tutus
with fire breathing talents.
You know normal shit that you see.
Then they go off.
Then the next one which was my personal favorite act,
was a woman who was completely naked
and as the set does on,
she starts pulling clothing
out of different parts of her body.
She pulled a skirt out of her vagina and then she put it on.
She pulled her shirt out of her wing and she put that on.
And then out of her butt hole,
she pulled a scarf and then she tied the little scarf on.
I mean it was very impressive I don't know how she did it.
I mean I do know how she did it,
she shoved clothing in her body parts.
Then that was that part of the show, she gets off,
I'm thinking to myself,
oh my God this not could not get any cooler!
I just saw a woman reverse dress,
I'm standing next to one of my heroes as he's drinking
and we're all just watching the same thing.
I see all of my heroes just seated
and we're all in this moment together,
enjoying this amazing sex show like rich people do
and then the last act comes on.
And its this girl dressed in these little pigtails,
she has a little crop shirt on,
you can't see her nipples but you know they're there,
little panties and she's taking these photos with everyone
just going around rock music is playing that's her character
and she's like taking these photos like ahh,
with all the celebrities and shit.
And then she goes back on stage
and then she starts masturbating.
And I'm sitting there and I'm just like okay well,
you know, I've done this,
I've seen this before, I'm not that interested.
So I decide to look down at my drink
and be like oh I need another one.
And the suddenly I hear screaming
and its the sound of screaming
as if someone had maybe brought a gun to the club.
And then I look up and she is squirting on everybody,
all those rich people who are sitting in the front
they are front and center, Gallagher style,
just getting squirted on by this girl
and they're screaming and running for the door
and in the background you can hear this very famous comedian
just laughing like going "HaHA".
And then the curtain closes he gets up
and he's like "Lets dance!"
And then everyone just starts dancing.
They don't clean up the mess,
we're all just dancing in the jizz.
And it was the greatest night of my life, honestly.
(exit music)