We are here to make a series!
With Tastemade Brazil
Tastemade Brazil
We are going to film the time we have left here in Brazil
Let's go
- [Damon] Hello?
Oh, hello there.
- [Jo] Welcome to my mosquito palace
I lost the mosquito spray
Just kidding, it's right here.
I would never lose this.
The creams we put on everyday
We have the mosquito cream
Lotion
Sunscreen
Calamine
- [Jo] Yeah, he basically comes out sticky like
Give it some time to absorb.
I put on this new bra
And like, all of a sudden I'm like
It's like-
So much like, padding
This is why I don't wear bras.
Exactly!
I got to go back to Italy.
This is not my size
So if you ever see me wearing this bra
Just come up and punch it.
I won't feel a thing
This video is going to be flagged
- [Damon] Why is it sticking out so much?
I laugh and the boobs just stay still.
- [Damon] Oh my God
If I can see the outline of the bra
- [Jo] You know it's not fitting on any boobs.
How to-
This
Okay, this is what happened
I walked into a store in Italy
- [Jo] I wanted to try things on - [Damon] That's why
I knew that was a new bra.
A new bra in Italy
I didn't try it on
I was like "Yeah, yeah"
I'm like, 4B
We are here filming a series with Tastemade
Remember I was like
Jo was showing so much cleavage to the camera
It was a bra slip up
I don't have a cleavage
I thought we already went over that.
Let me just take this sock off-
the camera.
We lost the little thing to cover up the lens
So we are using a sock instead, a dirty one probably.
Because we are dirty
Look at this little doll!
Can we talk about this thing, like
Last night when Jo set the air conditioner at 18ºC
I was sleeping on this big bed
Damon chose this tiny bed because he likes to sleep like this
He was there with a little sheet
And I had a blanket, something more than a sheet.
I woke up 3AM
Freezing cold
I got up like this
Turn on the lights
The remote was literally next to it
I didn't see
Kept looking
Where's the remote
I couldn't find the remote
Which was literally next to the light switch
And Damon
- [Damon] Like this
- [Jo] Had every item on top of him.
So cold!
- [Damon] I had nothing
- [Damon] Does that say "massagem"?
Yeah! You never knew that you can get a massage in the middle of nowhere?
- [Damon] Do we go? Just to see-
- [Damon] Where it goes?
Not my preferred activity for the day
Someone be getting freaky deaky in a creaky
Getting leaky out here with the leeches
Wait, do I have feijão on my teeth?
No. Do I?
You always got a little
Sometimes in between your teeth
- [Jo] Do you see that one house over there in the middle of nowhere?
- [Damon] That's the supermarket.
- [Damon] No. just kidding
- [Damon] It probably is.
That's where you get your massage
Wait, come back here
I have to pee
Can you hold it?
No I can't
Because I drink so much water
Because my skin is so hydrated
Because I've been looking so good
- [Damon] Tell me in your life have you ever seen this?
- [Jo] A cactus?
- [Damon] It's not just a cactus! It's a blue cactus
- [Damon] What the-
Sorry everybody, but we are filming
We got stuck in the mud
In english, we got stuck in the mud.
We are those people from the safari
Do you remember the safari
When we helped people?
This is like two SZA songs in one experience
♪ All the stars approach you ♪
And then
♪ Stuck in the mud ♪
We deserve a caipirinha!
My seventh cup of coffee this morning.
- [Jo] This boy lookin' like he belong in a Lou Bega music video.
- [Jo] One, two...
- [Jo] Three, four, five
I was thinking more like
Down 4 U?
In Miami on a four-wheeler?
♪ And only for the rule baby ♪
Ja Rule says that
- [Jo] I know!
- [Jo] Vote in the poll: Lou Bega or Ja Rule?
- [Damon] Damn
- [Damon] Jo, tell them about how yesterday we saw a huge-
- [Damon] Like, I think it was literally the biggest beetle I've ever seen in my life.
Damon is brushing his teeth over here
And I'm walking
And I'm like
Oh my God! Look down
This is Damon's reaction
What the hell is that?
You are watching a Damon and Jo video here in Brazil
But why are we here?
Sounding like slurring
What is going on?
To sum up my experience in Bahia
Sunburn
Jellyfish stings
- [Damon] What?
- [Jo] I'm going to pee over here
- [Damon] Are you going to pee over there?
- [Damon] Go on.