>> Greg: IT’S A TRAIN WRECK OF A
FACT CHECK.
YES, REUTERS INVITES HILARITY BY
FACT CHECKING OBVIOUS PARODY
TELLING ITS READERS NO SUCH LUCK
BIDEN DOESN’T REALLY CHASE THE
ICE CREAM TRUCK.
IT’S NO SECRET THE BIG GUY
ENJOYS HIS ICE CREAM, JUST ONE
OF THE REASON WHY DR. JILL CALLS
HIM MR. SOFTEE.
[LAUGHTER]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Greg: BUT -- TERRIBLE.
BUT AS WE SPEAK, SHE’S ACTUALLY
LOBBYING BASKINS AND ROBBINS TO
MAKE A FAVOR BASED ON LITTLE
GIRL’S SHAMPOO.
ALTHOUGH WHEN JOE SAYS
SPRINKLES, IT MEANS CALL THE
UROLOGIST.
TRUE, THE COLD, SWEET TREAT IS
PERFECT FOR COOLING DOWN AFTER A
LONG, HOT, SWEATY DAY OF
AIMLESSLY DRIFTING AROUND THE
WHITE HOUSE LIKE A TUMBLEWEED.
BUT NOW REUTERS WHICH CLAIMS TO
BE A NEWS OUTLET GETS MOCKED ON
LINE FOR FACT CHECKING A CLEARLY
EDITED VIDEO OF BIDEN GETTING
DES TRACTED BY AN ICE CREAM
TRUCK AND WALKING OUT OF FRAME.
WATCH THE DOCTORED VIDEO.
>> YOU KNOW, THANK YOU FOR
JOINING US AS WELL.
AND FOR FAMILIES ACROSS THE
COUNTRY, YOU KNOW --
>> Greg: THAT’S HILARIOUS.
I WOULD SAY THE FOOTAGE DOES
SEEM MANIPULATED.
THERE’S NO WAY JOE CAN MOVE THAT
FAST.
BUT GIVE HIM A BREAK HE’S GOT
OIL CANCER.
THE ORIGINAL VIDEO IS FROM LAST
SEPTEMBER WHEN THE PRESIDENT AND
RENOWNED TV ACTRESS NEUROSURGEON
DR. JILL BIDEN SPOKE AT A MIDDLE
SCHOOL ABOUT THE PANDEMIC.
WELL, JILL SPOKE TO THE
STUDENTS, HE JUST SNIFFED THEM.
BUT, NO, HE DIDN’T LEAVE BECAUSE
OF AN ICE CREAM TRUCK.
BUT THE EDITED VERSION SOMEHOW
FORCED REUTERS TO TAKE TIME AWAY
FROM HARD HITTING JOURNALISM TO
ACTUALLY FACT CHECK IT.
ALTERED, THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN
DIGITALLY EDUCATED TO INCLUDE
ICE CREAM TRUCK MUSIC.
FINALLY THOUGH THEY GOT A FACT
CHECK RIGHT.
BUT IF YOU’RE GULLIBLE ENOUGH TO
THINK THAT’S REAL YOU MIGHT JUST
BE NICOLE WALLACE.
AND THAT’S NOT A JOKE SO NO NEED
TO FACT CHECK IT.
WHY DON’T WE SIT BACK AND SEE
WHAT THE REAL VIDEO WAS LIKE,
THE UNEDITED ONE.
>> MAYOR BOWSER AND CHANCELLOR
FARABEE, YOU KNOW, THANK YOU FOR
JOINING US AS WELL.
AND FOR FAMILIES ACROSS THE
COUNTRY, YOU KNOW, THE SCHOOL
YEAR, GOSH, IT’S ALWAYS BRINGS
THIS MIX OF EMOTIONS. [LAUGHTER]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER]
>> Greg: TYRUS, I TOLD YOU THIS
IS THE GREATEST SEGMENT EVER.
FACT CHECKING MEMES.
>> Tyrus: I HONESTLY FEEL THE
ICE CREAM EDIT IS BETTER.
WHAT DO YOU WANT HUNGRY GRANDPA
OR WANDERING GRANDPA AS
PRESIDENT.
YOU LITERALLY GO WHO’S GOT THE
PRESIDENT?
WHERE IS HE?
I FEEL LIKE THAT’S PROBABLY MORE
ACCURATE.
>> Greg: YEAH.
>> Tyrus: EVERY TIME I WATCH
THAT I’M LOOKING FOR A REASON
WHY HE LEAVES.
UNLESS THAT GHOST WHO WANTS TO
SHAKE HIS HAND IS BACK.
HE JUST STROLLED OFF LIKE -- SHE
WAS AT THE GOOD-BYE PART.
UNLESS HE HAS NO TOLERANCE FOR
PEOPLE METING UP DURING THE
SPEECH BECAUSE THE GOOD DOCTOR
OF PEDIATRIC NEUROSURGERY, SHE
WAS HAVING A HARD TIME WITH THE
NAME SO SHE JUST WALKED OFF.
GOT TO PUT A LITTLE TAG ON HIM.
>> Greg: KAT, I THINK OUR
DOCTORED VIDEO IS ACTUALLY
PROBABLY TRUE.
HE PROBABLY HAD TO GO TO THE
BATHROOM
>> Kat: WHY IS HE WEARING A MASK
OUTSIDE STANDING NEXT TO HIS
WIFE?
IT’S JUST WEIRD.
I MEAN, ALTHOUGH I CAN SEE WHY
THEY DID IT.
AFTER I SAW THE VIDEO OF HIM
SHAKING THE HAND WHEN NO ONE WAS
THERE, LIKE, HOW DOES IT GET
CRAZIER THAN THAT, I DON’T.
BUT THEN I REALIZED THERE WAS NO
WAY HE WOULD GO GET ICE CREAM
WITHOUT SOMEONE TELLING HIM HE’S
ALLOWED TO FIRST.
>> Tyrus: I FELT BAD FOR THE
PERSON NEXT TO HIM BECAUSE YOU
COULD SEE THEM GOING, IS THAT --
IS -- SOMEBODY GOING TO GET HIM.
>> Greg: IS’ LAOED TO DO THAT?
IS HE ALLOWED TO DO THAT.
LARRY.
>> Larry: SUCH A TERRIFYING
STORY BECAUSE WHERE WAS HE
GOING?
RIGHT?
YOU DOCTORED IT, REUTERS FACT
CHECKED -- WHAT WAS HE DOING?
HE IS OUR PRESIDENT.
I MEAN, REALLY.
IT’S ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING.
>> HE JUST WALKED AWAY.
>> Larry: HE’S GOING AFTER
AFGHANISTAN GORILLAS AND
TERRORISTS HE CAN’T EVEN GET
THROUGH -- THE OTHER ONE, PLAY
THE ONE WHERE SHE’S GIVING A
SPEECH AND SHE PUTS HER HAND OUT
AND HE STARTS SUCKING ON HER
FINGER.
THAT SHOULD HAVE TIPPED US OFF.
THE SCARY PART IS HE’S THE ONLY
PRESIDENT WE HAVE.
HONESTLY WHAT ARE WE GOING TO
DO.
>> Greg: WE MIGHT HAVE SOMEBODY
ELSE RUNNING THE SHOW THAT ISN’T
HIM IS WHAT I’M THINKING.
SONNIE IS THIS THE NEWS.
THEY THINK WE’RE MORONS BUT
THEY’RE FACT CHECKING MEMES.
>> Sonnie: LET ME REMIND
EVERYONE THAT THE PRESIDENT WAS
SHAKING HANDS WITH ABSOLUTELY
NOBODY.
I WANT TO BRING THAT AGAIN.
WE ACTUALLY BELIEVE HE’S CHASING
THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT’S HIS OWN
FAULT.
IT’S NOT OUR FAULT FOR BELIEVING
IT.
AND ON TOP OF THAT, I AM
INCLINED THAT THERE WILL BE MY
CONSPIRACY MOMENT.
THAT VIDEO WAS REAL AND HE WAS
WANDERING OFF TO GO GET SOME ICE
CREAM.
THAT IS MY STORY AND I AM
STICKING TO IT.
>> Tyrus: IT’S BETTER.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TELL ANOTHER
COUNTRY?
OH, HE’S GETTING ICE CREAM OR
HE’S WANDERING?
>> Sonnie: UNTIL THEY FACT CHECK
WHO HE WAS ACTUALLY SHAKING
HANDS WITH, THIS IS MY STORY AND
I’M STICKING WITH IT, MY
CONSPIRACY.
>> Greg: EXCELLENT.
>> Tyrus: GO TO THE LIGHT, JOE.